This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, July 8 2020

06:00Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
06:25Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA This week features a special "Movie Qualifier" including a Rug Pull red carpet, Sucker Punch for the paparazzi, and a special Ice Age movie set with Tropical Bridge and Icy Swing Set. (S2, E07) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode sees the 500th contestant take on the course. (S2, E08) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
11:35Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
12:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
12:35Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
13:25Impractical Jokers: British... ...Invasion - Inside Jokes Edition. What mystery ingredient did Sal sneak into a beer at a London pub? Which insane West End show titles didn't make it to air? And what is a "chippy tea"? (S3, E14) 
14:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
14:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
15:10The King of Queens Fatty McButter Pants Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. Doug makes up "quirks" for Carrie in an attempt to even the score. (S3, E03) 
15:40The King of Queens Class Struggle Carrie never went to college. Now, she is trying very hard to get back to school and get a good education. But will she be able to balance everything at the same time? (S3, E04) 
16:10The King of Queens Strike One Doug's car breaks down, so he goes out and buys a new Jeep Grand Cherokee; just as his union goes on strike against IPS. When Carrie finds out, she demands him to take it back. (S3, E05) 
16:35The King of Queens Strike Too It is week two of the IPS strike, and Doug still has not gotten a job. His sister Stephanie get him a substitute teacher job at her school. However, the kids are not so nice... (S3, E06) 
17:05Two And A Half Men Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth: Charlie looks to use Alan's blossoming friendship with Chelsea to his advantage. Meanwhile, Alan takes up a creepy new hobby. (S6, E23) 
17:30Two And A Half Men Baseball Was Better With Steroids Charlie questions his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, all hands on deck as Judith goes into labour! (E6, E24) 
18:00Two And A Half Men 818-jklpuzo The Season 7 opener finds Charlie in a quandary as decides between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia. Alan and Melissa officially reunite. Eddie Van Halen cameos. (S7, E01) 
18:30Two And A Half Men Whipped Unto the Third Generation When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house. Time for some plotting to take the house back... (S7, E02) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Halloween Candy Debra pressures Ray into getting a vasectomy, but Ray has another idea. He buys multicolour condoms and leaves them on the kitchen shelf. (S3, E06) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Moving Out Robert moves out of Marie and Frank's house to get some privacy. When Ray visits Robert's new home, he notices Robert's landlord's behaviour is similar to Marie and Frank's. (S3, E07) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Article Andy asks for Ray's opinion on a article he wrote. When Ray gives his comments, Andy is devastated. Sports Illustrated publishes the article without any changes. Ray is jealous. (S3, E08) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Lone Barone When Amy starts decorating Robert's new place he feels pressured to move forward in his relationship. When he comes to Ray for advice, his comments on marriage do not help. (S3, E09) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a cat mayor, a drunk toddler, sandwich assault, sexist biros, Bieber fever, and cyber space kissing. (S7, E04) 
22:00Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Home / Guy on the Tiger: Gary goes home and must confront a horror unlike any other - a family dinner. Then Gary forms a bond with a tiger after it saves him from a demon. (S1, E03) 
22:30South Park's Summer Blockbusters Dances With Smurfs Avataar and Dances With Wolves parody. Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he abuses his position. (S13, E13) 
23:00South Park's Summer Blockbusters D-Yikes! 300 Parody. Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover. (S11, E06) 
23:30South Park's Summer Blockbusters Free Willzyx Free Willy parody. The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchairvand their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Bob Fires the Kids Bob feels that he is depriving the kids of the summer, so decides to relieve them of working. They soon get bored and are hired by a hippie couple to be "weed pickers". (S3, E03) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a homemade jet pack, Brian Blessed sat nav, a sex robot, mentally ill toys made in Germany, and guest stand-up Joe Wilkinson. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a priest with a pornography habit, beauty pageant boys, a village where dying is banned, and Russell's psychic powers. 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; weight loss urine, getting high on nutmeg, the tampon taser, a stolen snowman, beer for dogs, and a man who married a dog! 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel wrestles a trans athlete who was forced to compete outside his gender identity, gets tricked into thinking he's invisible, and reveals which celebrities he'd cheat with. (S10, E12) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
04:30Fresh Off The Boat Clean Slate On the eve of Chinese New Year, Jessica pushes the entire family to settle all debts, disputes and grudges to ensure good fortune for the coming year. (S3, E11) 
04:50Fresh Off The Boat Sisters Without Subtext Jessica is thrilled that her sister Connie is finally taking the opportunity to go to college. Marvin and Honey take Eddie, Emery and Evan with them to visit a home. (S3, E12) 
05:15The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
05:35The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
06:00Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03)