This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, September 29 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Grandpa's Little Train Animated series. Grandpa Pig has built a little train called Gertrude. When he takes Peppa and George for a ride, there is room for lots of their friends. (S2 Ep 29) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Baby Piggy Animated series. Peppa and George are visiting their cousin Chloe and will get to meet Chloe's new baby brother, Alexander, for the first time. (S2 Ep 30) 
06:10Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family go for a day's cycle ride and Peppa instigates a downhill race. (S2 Ep 33) 
06:15Mya Go 2D animated series about an enthusiastic little girl. Mya does not know how to play an instrument, but she soon realises that she has an excellent instrument - her own voice! 
06:20Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who spread slippery stuff on the stage, or Pat-Pat won't be able to give her baton-twirling display. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:35Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Mike inflates a bouncy castle for Fishy Fun Day. Norman and Mandy use it before it is secured and a gust of wind blows it - and them - out to sea. (S10 Ep 16) 
06:45Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Nia is excited to be given the task of bringing a new elephant to Sodor Animal Park. Nia loves animals - but this time the feeling is not mutual! (S24 Ep 7) 
06:55Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. The family move into the Hatcher Palace Hotel and Abby meets Bozzly for the very first time. (Ep 1) 
07:10PAW Patrol CGI-animated series about the search-and-rescue pups of Adventure Bay. Mayor Goodway's purse has disappeared - with Chickaletta inside! (S6 Ep 7) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Peppa, George, Molly Mole and Freddy Fox play in the garden. Molly digs a tunnel and hits a box of pirate treasure! (S6 Ep 25) 
07:30New: Peppa Pig Animated series about a loveable but bossy little pig. 
07:40New: Ricky Zoom Ricky and the buddies help Blip to become a good leader in an Easter Egg hunt. Along the way, they all learn a good leader never gives up. 
08:00Pirata and Capitano Animation. Dodo the Devious infests the Pink Skull with mosquitos and steals the ship when the crew evacuate. So Pirata sets out to seize it back!!! (S1 Ep 5) 
08:15PAW Patrol CGI-animated series about the search-and-rescue pups of Adventure Bay. Farmer Yumi's new yoga class with baby goats is a hit, until her goats go missing! (S6 Ep 13) 
08:30Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. The Floogals set out on an underground exploration after piles of soil pop up overnight in the garden. (S3 Ep 19) 
08:45Daisy & Ollie 2D animated series about two inquisitive four-year-olds. Herbie has a thorn stuck in his paw, so Daddy, Daisy and Ollie take him to Louise the vet. (S3 Ep 6) 
08:55Shane the Chef Animation. Shane agrees to referee a football match, but the footballers can't tell which team is which. Can Shane resolve the problem with the humble beetroot? (S1 Ep 22) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Comic animated antics of five balls of light. (S4 Ep 20) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. This special edition covers the best of Police Interceptors from the first season. (S1 Ep 7) 
13:15Home and Away Scared for her relationship with Nikau, Bella recounts her life-changing night to Willow. Nikau and Alf butt heads over letting Nikau get his job back. 
13:45Neighbours Shane is given a warning now that he is in back Erinsborough to not make any more mistakes. Levi and Bea come clean. 
14:15An Emma Fielding Mystery 2:.. Film ...Past Malice. Mystery starring Sitara Hewitt and Courtney Thorne-Smith. Professor Emma Fielding is swept into a murder case when a colleague is found dead at an archaeological site. (2018) 
16:00Friends An injured Joey must land an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage. (S6 Ep 4) 
16:30Friends Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet-babysitting experience proves stressful. (S6 Ep 5) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Shane is given a warning now that he is in back Erinsborough to not make any more mistakes. Levi and Bea come clean. 
18:00Home and Away Scared for her relationship with Nikau, Bella recounts her life-changing night to Willow. Nikau and Alf butt heads over letting Nikau get his job back. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Master dog trainer Graeme Hall finds long-lasting solutions for a host of scene-stealing canines. A rescue dog named Mojo has a fear of men. (S2 Ep 10) 
20:00New: The Yorkshire Vet It's birthing season on Jackie Barlow's alpaca farm. And after Julian turns up just in time to see one baby born, it's the cria who arrived yesterday that needs his help. (S11 Ep 8) 
21:00New: All Creatures Great and Small Remake of the classic veterinary drama. It's the Darrowby Show and James is pleased as punch that he has been given the honour of Attending Vet. (S1 Ep 5) 
22:00New:Secrets of the Royal Treasures A look at the stories behind some of the fabulous objects in the Royal Art Collection. There are more than a million pieces, ranging from Faberge Eggs and the Crown Jewels. 
23:30New: Saira Khan: In Therapy Reality series with therapist Mandy Saligari. Saira Khan has forged a career out of being forthright, but can she accept that vulnerability is a part of who she is too? 
00:25Mega Obese:Medically at Risk Documentary series following the support network for people who have reached life-changing weights. Weight-related diabetes leads to a leg amputation. (S4 Ep 4) 
01:15The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. (S1) 
03:15NCIS: New Orleans US drama series. A case of food poisoning expands to become a city-wide super-virus threat, but Mayor Hamilton refuses to help NCIS stop it without something in return. (S3 Ep 19) 
03:55NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama. LaSalle's old Vice partner is under suspicion when a link is discovered with an international drug ring. 
04:40NCIS: New Orleans US crime drama. While Pride listens in on a wiretap of Mayor Hamilton, the NCIS team investigate a train heist of hundreds of Navy weapons. (S3 Ep 21) 
05:25Access This is Channel 5HD 
05:35House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton turn their attention to a flat in Glasgow. [SL] (S4 Ep 3) 
06:00Peppa Pig Zoe Zebra Animated series about a lovable little pig. Zoe Zebra delivers a very special letter for Peppa and George - an invitation to her birthday party. (S2 Ep 28)