This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, January 16 2017

06:00The WotWots Peak-A-Beak Alien animation. The WotWots try to draw some pictures in the dark, but it proves rather difficult. (S1 Ep 31) 
06:10Driftwood Bay Animation. Lily and Gull become stranded out at sea on Delilah. (S1 Ep 41) 
06:20Pip Ahoy! Pip's Picnic Animation. Pip and friends enjoy an underwater picnic in Professor Evie's submarine when the rain puts paid to their plans to have lunch out at sea. (S1 Ep 17) 
06:30Peppa Pig Dentist Animated series. When Peppa and George go to the dentist, Dr Elephant says their teeth are nice and white - but George's toy dinosaur is in need of a tooth-clean. (S2 Ep 37) 
06:35Peppa Pig School Bus Trip Animated series about a lovable little pig. Madame Gazelle takes Peppa and her school friends on a school bus trip to the mountains. (S2 Ep 38) 
06:40Bob the Builder CGI animation. A heavy storm causes damage to the Fixham lighthouse. Bob and his team must fix it before dark, but the repair job soon becomes a rescue mission... (Ep 37) 
06:55Little Princess I Want to Be Tall Little Princess is frustrated that she's not tall enough to reach things, but the visit of her cousin makes her aware that she's not as small as she thought. (S2 Ep 14) 
07:05Fireman Sam Bessie to the Rescue Animation. Penny and Elvis can't get to an emergency at the Mountain Activity Centre, but Steele has refurbished Bessie, his old fire engine that runs on rails. (S8 Ep 17) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Henry's Health and Safety Railway adventures. After a chat about the meaning of health and safety, Henry sets about interfering with everybody's jobs. (S14 Ep 7) 
07:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who broke the Crystal Memory Game before the start of the DareDale Challenge Obstacle Race. (S1 Ep 1) 
07:50Paw Patrol Animation. Marshall and the Paw Patrol go camping to help teach Alex all about fire safety. (S2 Ep 22) 
08:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Elf School Impish animation. The Wise Old Elf tells Holly and Ben that no magic should be used at school. Holly finds it difficult to get by until Nanny uses magic to help her. (S1 Ep 18) 
08:15Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Young Koala wishes he could keep up with the young Joey the kangaroo when they play tag. (Ep 37) 
08:25Peppa Pig A Trip To The Moon Pig tales. Peppa's family go to the museum's moon exhibition with George's friend Edmond Elephant. (S3 Ep 21) 
08:35Peppa Pig Grandpa At The Playground Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa and George to the playground, but does not understand the children's rules. (S3 Ep 22) 
08:50Toot the Tiny Tugboat Animated children's series. Pop is not enjoying the game of 'boat ball' that Toot has arranged, until Toot puts him in goal and he becomes the boat of the match. (S1 Ep 38) 
09:00Toby's Travelling Circus Pyramid Animation. Toby's hat gets stuck on the top of the freshly painted helter skelter, but Freddo needs it for his juggling act. Can they save the hat in time for the show? (S1 Ep 39) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Actor John Partridge joins Matthew, Rebecca Wheatley and Stefan Gates for all the day's big stories. 
11:15Cowboy Builders Porthcawl Makeover reality series. The team meet Helen and Michael from Porthcawl, south Wales, who have lost all motivation to complete their planned house extension. (S1 Ep 21) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Celebrity Big Brother All the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. How will the All Stars and the New Stars get on? (S1 Ep 15) 
13:15Home and Away Ash tries to sort out his Simmo problem legally. Zac finally comes clean to Leah and admits that Sam is his editor. VJ intervenes in Hunter and Olivia's separation. 
13:45Neighbours Gary turns to an old friend to pay back his debts. Steph stumbles into conversation with a surprising new confidant. Paige is eager to forget her problems and hits the city. 
14:20NCIS US crime series. DiNozzo discovers that Gibbs is connected to an unsolved case. (S13 Ep 2) 
15:20Mother Betrayed Film Psychological thriller, starring Lynn Collins and Adam Kaufman. A newlywed woman discovers that her husband plans to steal her sanity and her life, including her daughter. (2015) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Gary turns to an old friend to pay back his debts. Steph stumbles into conversation with a surprising new confidant. Paige is eager to forget her problems and hits the city. 
18:00Home and Away Ash tries to sort out his Simmo problem legally. Zac finally comes clean to Leah and admits that Sam is his editor. VJ intervenes in Hunter and Olivia's separation. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00World's Biggest Beast Documentary mini-series exploring the largest animals ever to exist on Earth. Learn about a bird with the wingspan of a fighter jet, or a snake that could swallow a man whole. (Ep 1) 
20:00New: Police Interceptors:Drug Bust Documentary series. Kev Salter takes drastic action to stop a vehicle the cops suspect has class A drugs on board, and a nasty street fight leads to a taser being drawn. (S11 Ep 9) 
21:00Celebrity Big Brother All the drama from the CBB House, which has been given a colourful pop-art makeover. How will the All Stars and the New Stars get on? (S1 Ep 16) 
22:00Extreme Embalming Documentary. Funeral Director John Harris examines the families celebrating the passing of loved one's in an unusual way, as well as the embalmers performing these headline-grabbing procedures. 
23:05Celeb Big Brother Bit On The Side Celebrity panellists and an audience of CBB fans debate the hot topics, reveal exclusives and go behind the scenes of the main show. Presented by Rylan Clark-Neal. (S1 Ep 10) 
00:05New: Tattoo Disasters... ...What Were You Inking? Documentary series about people with regretted tattoos. (S3 Ep 12) 
00:55SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Celebrity 100% Hotter Celebrity take on the entertaining makeunder series. Queen of clean Kim Woodburn and reality starlet Chloe Khan step into the hotspot to face the team of super stylists. (Ep 1) 
04:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. Don your oven mitts for some kitchen nightmares even Ramsay couldn't fix. Plus hilarious horseplay, fishing for kittens, and the Stars of the Week. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
04:45Great Scientists Allan Chapman profiles famous and influential scientists. This edition features Isaac Newton and his revolutionary discoveries about light, colour and gravity. (Ep 3) 
05:10House Doctor Home-improvement series with Ann Maurice. The owners of a colourful property in Milton Keynes need to make a sale so they can move to France. (S6 Ep 2) 
05:35House Doctor Home-improvement series with interior designer Ann Maurice and presenter Alistair Appleton. This edition features a villa on the west coast of Scotland. [SL] (S4 Ep 6) 
06:00The WotWots The Digger They Are Alien animation. SpottyWot thinks a big digger that is laying drains at the zoo is a large, hungry animal. When he is told it is not an animal he is disappointed. (S1 Ep 32)