This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, August 19 2017

06:00Poppy Cat Animation. The gang pile into the hot air balloon to return a lost bumblebird chick to his mum, together with some mysterious flags that have fallen to earth. (S2 Ep 22) 
06:10Little Princess I Want to Be an Explorer Little Princess is inspired by tales of her exploring great-grandfather and plans an expedition of her own. (S2 Ep 21) 
06:25Mr Men Restaurants Mr Bump enters dangerous territory when he washes some dishes, and Mr Grumpy has the bad luck to have Mr Scatterbrain as his waiter. (S1 Ep 36) 
06:35Milkshake Monkey Live action series about an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey gets to see the sights of the city from the river. (S4 Ep 10) 
06:40Simon Animated series. Simon keeps winning when he challenges Gaspard to a series of sporting contests, but eventually learns that nobody can win all the time. (S1 Ep 7) 
06:45Peppa Pig Delphine Donkey Pig tales. Peppa's French friend Delphine Donkey comes to stay. Peppa takes Delphine to playgroup, where they teach her the 'Bing Bong Song'. (S3 Ep 12) 
06:50Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Poor Peggy the pingwing has lost her voice, so Wissper recruits Stripes to help look for it. (Ep 33) 
07:00Paw Patrol Animation. When Marshall decides to take a break from the Paw Patrol, the pups jump into action to bring him back! (S2 Ep 19) 
07:10Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and the team have been asked to create a motocross course, but when the Machines decide to try out the track, the race doesn't end well. (S1 Ep 43) 
07:20Fireman Sam Escape from Pontypandy Island When the Pioneers go to Pontypandy Island, they are in such a rush to explore the island, they do not pull their boat up safely and it drifts off. (S9 Ep 6) 
07:35Olly the Little White Van Vicki Butler Henderson is due to film her TV show in Frumpton, but ends up in Bumpton by mistake. Olly helps her make a TV show all about the vehicles that live there. (S1 Ep 56) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Olly accidentally gives a lift to a naughty man called Robin Bagful, who is wanted by the police for stealing. So he comes up with a brave plan. (S1 Ep 57) 
07:45Paw Patrol Animation. When the pups find a stowaway on their trip to the icy tundra, they must rescue a runaway kitty on a runaway snow cat! (S2 Ep 20) 
08:00Blaze and The Monster Machines Animation. Herds of dinosaurs are marching through Axle City! But when Crusher pushes his way into the parade, the dinos are scattered everywhere. (S2 Ep 12) 
08:25Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series. Noddy must help the pirates find the long-lost Fabled Forest gold or they will have to leave Toyland forever. (S1 Ep 16) 
08:45Floogals Animation about tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. The Floogals are baffled by strange noises coming from Mr Hooman in the shower. (S1 Ep 10) 
09:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Fox Cubs Children's animation series. While attempting to earn their badges, the fox cubs find themselves stuck at the top of Mount Everest with no way down! (S2 Ep 42) 
09:15Shimmer and Shine Animation. Leah, Zac, Zeta and the genies compete in the Zoomicorn Toss tournament. Zeta is determined to win even if it means breaking the rules and using magic... (S2 Ep 19) 
09:30Digby Dragon CGI animated series. When Mungo accidentally starts up Scottie with Archie on board, Digby races to the rescue. However, saving them is harder than he bargained for. (S1 Ep 5) 
09:50Peppa Pig The Fire Engine Pig tales. When Mummy Pig helps out at Miss Rabbit's fire station, she is called upon to douse the flames at Daddy Pig's out-of-control barbecue! (S3 Ep 13) 
09:55Peppa Pig Princess Peppa Pig tales. Granny and Grandpa Pig come for a dinner party with Mummy and Daddy Pig. Peppa and George are too tired to go to bed, until they are told a story. (S3 Ep 14) 
10:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf Swap Jobs for One Whole Day Animation. Nanny and the Wise Old Elf cannot agree about who works the hardest, so they swap jobs for the day. (S2 Ep 42) 
10:15Wanda and the Alien Pumpkins Animated series about the adventures of a little girl rabbit and her best friend, who comes from another planet. Wanda and Alien plant some pumpkin seeds. (S1 Ep 3) 
10:25Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated science-fiction series. When Casey Jones discovers a hypercube, he accidentally unleashes a hostile, reality-bending creator of chaos. (S4 Ep 3) 
10:50Igor Film Comedy animation. A hunchbacked assistant of a mad scientist strives to win the approval of the evil science community. (2008) 
12:25Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, presented by comedians Dave Spikey and Zoe Lyons. 
12:55Disobedient Dogs Make... ...You Laugh Out Loud. Compilation clip show featuring a pack of the badly-behaved dogs causing comic chaos. (S1) 
13:50Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Alex could be arrested if he tries to oust squatters from the derelict pub he bought to develop. A family are intimidated by a rogue letting agent. (S2 Ep 3) 
14:50Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. After her tenant claimed that the property was full of damp, a landlord gets a shock when she finally gets inside to inspect the damage. (S2 Ep 4) 
15:45The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. In Shropshire harassment turns to violence, and in Essex a mother and daughter's lives are made a misery after they object to a neighbour's extension plans. (S3 Ep 4) 
16:40The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series taking a look at the UK's feuding neighbours. In Wales, a wheelie bin and a birthday cake have sparked off a dirty war between two neighbours. (S3 Ep 3) 
17:40Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The High Court enforcement agents tackle desperate debtors, a runaway tenant and the defaulting owner of a showroom full of expensive furniture. (S3 Ep 7) 
18:35Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmore face a terrible moral dilemma when they find a critically ill toddler at a home they are expected to repossess. (S3 Ep 8) 
19:30The Bruce Forsyth Story:... ...From The Palladium To The Palace. Documentary about the remarkable career of Britain's ultimate all-rounder: dancer, singer, actor and consummate game show host with perfect comic timing. (Ep 1) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of this weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship. (Ep 3) 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2. (Ep 3) 
22:30Celebrity Big Brother All of the action from the Big Brother House as the celebrity housemates have their every move and mood monitored and manipulated. (Ep 19) 
23:30Lip Sync Battle: Rufus Hound Vs... ...Jorgie Porter. British version of the hit US show, hosted by Professor Green and Spice Girl Mel B. Comedian Rufus Hound pits his lip-syncing wits against actress Jorgie Porter. (Ep 3) 
00:00Cricket On 5: Eng Vs WI-Day 3 Highlights of the third day of the First Test between England and the West Indies from Edgbaston, the first Day/Night Test to take place in England. (Ep 31) 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Alex could be arrested if he tries to oust squatters from the derelict pub he bought to develop. A family are intimidated by a rogue letting agent. (S2 Ep 3) 
04:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Salon owner Wayne offered his employee Katie his home to rent, but is now owed 3,000 with neighbours complaining about a party house. (S3 Ep 3) 
04:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. (Ep 34) 
04:55Great Scientists Allan Chapman profiles famous and influential scientists. This edition features Isaac Newton and his revolutionary discoveries about light, colour and gravity. (Ep 3) 
05:25Nick's Quest Naturalist Nick Baker tracks down the world's most fascinating animals. Nick travels to the remote Venezuelan region of Llanos to find the world's largest snake. [SL] (S1 Ep 1) 
05:45Chinese Food in Minutes Chinese cookery show. Ching comes to the aid of two young American entrepreneurs. On the menu are spicy lamb, pork and water chestnut dumplings, and duck spring rolls (7/13). [SL] (Ep 7) 
06:00Poppy Cat Animation. Alma loses one of her hand puppets for a show she has planned, so Poppy takes her to Puppet Mountain to ask the Puppet Master to make her a new one. (S2 Ep 23)