This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, April 29 2017

06:00Pip Ahoy! Children's animation. Aunt Twitcher loves bird watching, so she takes Pip and Alba out to sea on a bird-watching expedition, hoping to see an albatross. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:10Milkshake Monkey Preschool series about an inquisitive puppet. At the library, Milkshake Monkey reads a book about space and that starts him imagining just what space might be like. (S3 Ep 11) 
06:15Milkshake Bop Box I Love My Bike The Milkshake! gang sing specially composed music to choreographed dance steps. Kemi and Derek take to the tracks on their bicycles in this 'wheely' cool bop! (S2 Ep 11) 
06:20Mr Men Mall At the shopping centre, Mr Messy's cheese shop becomes a bankrolling success, while Little Miss Calamity discovers the drawbacks of vibrating furniture. (S1 Ep 10) 
06:30Peppa Pig The School Fete Animated series. Peppa and her family go to the school fete. Peppa and George have their faces painted as tigers, and Daddy Pig makes a dinosaur out of a balloon. (S1 Ep 20) 
06:35Peppa Pig Tooth Fairy Animated series about a lovable little pig. One of Peppa's teeth falls out. Mummy Pig explains that the Tooth Fairy will come that very night to take the tooth. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:40Wissper CGI-animation. Herbert the shire horse seems to have lost his strength. He has been trying to haul logs for the beavers, but he just can't shift them at all. (S1 Ep 11) 
06:50Paw Patrol Animation. The pups' road trip through the savannah becomes a mission to reunite and rescue an elephant family. (S2 Ep 17) 
07:00Bob the Builder CGI animated adventures of the popular builder and his friends. Flame the horse causes chaos in the orchard, leaving Muck and Bob with a load of bad apples. (S2 Ep 20) 
07:15Fireman Sam All at Sea CGI adventures. A rehearsal for the grand opening of the ocean rescue centre ends in a fire when the celebratory fireworks get out of control. (S9 Ep 1) 
07:25Olly the Little White Van Olly gets the chance to star in a movie filmed in Bumpton, alongside his screen idol Quentin Panache. And he finds a way to help his friend Bazza get involved too. (S1 Ep 55) 
07:30Olly the Little White Van Vicki Butler Henderson is due to film her TV show in Frumpton, but ends up in Bumpton by mistake. Olly helps her make a TV show all about the vehicles that live there. (S1 Ep 56) 
07:35Paw Patrol Animation. To win the Spotless Town award, the Paw Patrol pups must save Adventure Bay from Mayor Humdinger's kitten catastrophe crew! (S2 Ep 18) 
07:50Blaze and The Monster Machines Animated series. Swoops the helicopter loses his rotor and can't fly! It's time for Blaze and AJ to retrieve it, adventuring up onto an amazing course in the clouds. (S2 Ep 15) 
08:15Noddy Toyland Detective When Noddy and Big Ears come back from apple-picking at the farm, they discover someone has broken a key on the xylophone bridge. (S1 Ep 28) 
08:30Wissper CGI-animation. Dan the panda wants to find a friend, but when Wissper introduces him to chatterbox Monty the meerkat, he soon remembers why he likes being alone. (S1 Ep 12) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Party Impish animation. Chaos ensues when the twins invite their little friends to the castle for a birthday party. (S1 Ep 50) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies. Leah summons Shimmer and Shine to help her retrieve her bucket of beach treasures which has been washed out to sea. (S1 Ep 4) 
09:20Little Princess I Want My Puppets Little Princess organises a special puppet show for her friends, but during the preparations, she doesn't notice that the stars of her show have become tangled! (S2 Ep 19) 
09:35Peppa Pig The New Car Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family are going for a drive. Suddenly their car breaks down. (S1 Ep 23) 
09:45Peppa Pig Treasure Hunt Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig organise a treasure hunt in the garden for Peppa and George. (S1 Ep 26) 
09:55Peppa Pig Not Very Well Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa is ill and has red spots all over her face. Dr Brown Bear tells her she will be fine but she must stay in bed. (S1 Ep 27) 
10:00Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Giants in the Meadow Preschool animation. Lucy's dad is digging up the meadow and the Little Kingdom is in danger. How can they stop him without being discovered? (S2 Ep 1) 
10:15Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animated adventures. Leonardo secretly joins Karai and Shinigami's war of attrition against Shredder, but has second thoughts when Donnie is seriously injured. (S4 Ep 16) 
10:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
10:55Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series focusing on how technology and CCTV are helping to fight crime. In this episode, we see how CCTV is used to help the cops catch reckless and dangerous drivers. (S1 Ep 4) 
11:20The Gadget Show Craig gets his hands on a drone made of magnetic blocks that can be reconfigured in seconds, and Georgie sees which tech is helping to create Olympic boxing medalists. (S25 Ep 2) 
12:15The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer series. Ortis Deley helms a fire engine with the power to reduce the temperature of a burning building from 700C to 7C in just 6 seconds. (S25 Ep 7) 
13:15On Benefits: Costa Del Dole Documentary series about people living on benefits. Gary moved to Jaywick to be with his partner Geoff, but it has left him unemployed for the first time since he was 16. (Ep 23) 
14:15On Benefits: Living the High Life Documentary revisiting some of the people previously featured including the 'Millionaire Shoplifter', and Blossom in Brighton, whose weight was having a serious effect on her health. (S1 Ep 24) 
15:15On Benefits: Single & Skint Documentary series about people living on benefits. 56-year-old Donna is about to try her hand at online dating after her desire for work got in the way of romance. (Ep 25) 
16:15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door When Neighbours Attack Documentary series. Stories include an ex-paratrooper attacked with a knife and two feuding families who turned their whole street into a war zone. (S4 Ep 7) 
17:10Can't Pay Special: Secrets & Lies Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The teams face a fraudulent tenant, an evasive debtor and a mother in denial. (S4 Ep 9) 
18:10Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor in London ties his car to a tree to stop agents taking it in payment, a church ministry owes rent and a barber owes a business consultancy. (S5 Ep 6) 
19:05NCIS: Los Angeles Specialised police drama series. The murder of an intelligence officer leads Callen and the team to a group of SEALs, who are about to embark on a hostage rescue mission. (S3 Ep 19) 
20:00New: NCIS US crime series. The NCIS team re-examines an ambush on a group of Special Ops snipers in Iraq after an American couple is attacked in the same area six months later. (S13 Ep 18) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave introduce highlights of the weekend's games in the SkyBet Championship. (Ep 39) 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from the weekend's games in SkyBet Leagues 1 and 2, presented by George Riley and Lynsey Hipgrave. (Ep 39) 
22:15Tower Block Film British thriller starring Sheridan Smith and Ralph Brown. A year after they witnessed a murder, the inhabitants of Tower Block 31 are terrorised by a mysterious sniper. (2012) 
00:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit 
03:10The Long Ships Film Viking adventure starring Richard Widmark and Sidney Poitier. Two brothers search for the legendary Golden Bells of St James but fall into the clutches of an evil king. (1964) 
05:15House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties. Ann visits a three-bedroom semi-detached house in Spennymoor. (S6 Ep 4) 
05:40Angels Of Jarm Animation in which young angels help the children of Jarm to overcome problems. Penny wants to do some baking. Angel Rafe arrives to prevent some nasty accidents! (S1 Ep 15) 
05:50Roary The Racing Car Racing tales. Big Chris has agreed to do a parachute jump for charity, but he loses his nerve on the big day. Can Roary help him out? [SL] (S2 Ep 44) 
06:00Peppa Pig Windy Castle Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family go on a day trip to Windy Castle, but Daddy Pig gets grumpy when he loses his way. (S1 Ep 28)