This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Tuesday, February 28 2017

06:00Pip Ahoy! The Rocktopus Children's animation. After Pip and Alba borrow Skipper's pans and wooden spoons and pretend to be drummers, they discover an octopus who has lost his drumsticks! (S1 Ep 9) 
06:10Driftwood Bay Animation. After Lily finds a ribbon on the beach, she comes up with a clever plan to help Salty fly a kite. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:20Little Princess I Want Your Tiara Animated series. Princess is delighted when Scruff finds a sparkly tiara for her to wear, until she finds out that it belongs to Maid. (S3 Ep 23) 
06:30Paw Patrol CGI animated series. Chase and Alex are both scared of visiting the dentist, so the PAW Patrol work together to show them that their fears can be overcome. (S1 Ep 36) 
06:45Bob the Builder CGI animation. Bob and his team plan a surprise at the garage for Curtis's birthday but when Scoop decides to try to be a mechanic things go through the roof. (S1 Ep 9) 
06:55Fireman Sam The One that Got Away Animation. When Charlie takes Sarah, James and Norman fishing, they crash into a baby whale who has lost its mother. (S1 Ep 2) 
07:05Thomas and Friends Train fun. It's a big day on Sodor! The Fat Controller's mother, Dowager Hatt, is having a party and she has invited some very important visitors. (S16 Ep 3) 
07:20Milkshake Monkey Adventures in Cornwall with the inquisitive puppet. When it is feeding time at the seal sanctuary Milkshake Monkey is there to help. (S2 Ep 14) 
07:25Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. Zeta threatens to spoil the girls' sleepover when she steals their wishing star. (S2 Ep 8) 
07:35Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. When the colours start to fade in the Fable Forest rainbow, Revs becomes a helicopter so that Noddy can find out why. (S1 Ep 33) 
07:50Paw Patrol Pup Saves the Turbots Animation. Cap'n Turbot's French cousin, Francois, tries to help get a picture of the rare Blue Footed Booby Bird but gets stuck on a cliff. (S1 Ep 41) 
08:05Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Uncle Gaston Animation. When three baby ladybirds, Amber, Emerald and Keith come to stay at their uncle Gaston's for the day, Ben and Holly help him to keep them entertained. (S2 Ep 21) 
08:15Digby Dragon CGI-animation. Chips loses Digby's favourite kite in the swamp - isn't there a monster in there? Grizel thinks it would be fun to become a mud monster too! (S1 Ep 12) 
08:30Peppa Pig Pancakes Pig tales. Mummy Pig is making pancakes and Daddy Pig flips his so high that it sticks to the ceiling! Can the family get it down? (S1 Ep 29) 
08:40Peppa Pig Chloe's Puppet Show Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family visit Uncle Pig, Aunty Pig and Cousin Chloe. Chloe has a new puppet theatre. (S1 Ep 41) 
08:50Wissper CGI-animated series about a seven-year-old girl who talks to animals. Gertie the giraffe cannot bend down low enough to drink from her depleted waterhole. (S1 Ep 16) 
09:00Toot the Tiny Tugboat Toot in the Air Animated series. Toot dreams of being able to fly. This seems like an impossible wish - but with a little help from his friends, his dreams come true! (S1 Ep 17) 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show. Actor Arthur Bostrom joins Matthew, Zoe Lyons and Steve Furst for the headlines and all the day's burning issues. 
11:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Dr Watson offers 'talking therapy' to a young lady who recently lost her mother and Dr Bower treats a gentleman who is plagued by suicidal thoughts. (S3 Ep 4) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. A late-night dispute with a policeman neighbour lands one Devon mother with a night in the cells. A man gets an unexpected soaking in York. (S3 Ep 5) 
13:15Home and Away After the verdict, there is jubilation in the Morgan household, but Justin is still troubled, unwilling to reveal his feelings for Phoebe and unable to reconnect with his daughter. 
13:45Neighbours Sonya worries that Mark might be dating Elly, fearing she would not be a great parental figure for the baby. Toadie goes to Karl for advice about his growing feelings for Dee. 
14:15NCIS: Los Angeles Police drama series. The team are embroiled in a race against the clock to find a classified and highly dangerous device which could destroy Los Angeles. (S3 Ep 11) 
15:15Dear Diary, I Died Film Contemporary thriller starring Katherine Kelly Lang and Whitney Rose Pynn. A young woman investigates her student sister's murder and is framed for another murder by the killer. (2016) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Sonya worries that Mark might be dating Elly, fearing she would not be a great parental figure for the baby. Toadie goes to Karl for advice about his growing feelings for Dee. 
18:00Home and Away After the verdict, there is jubilation in the Morgan household, but Justin is still troubled, unwilling to reveal his feelings for Phoebe and unable to reconnect with his daughter. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Ice Chaos: Winter Road Rescue Jason and Barry rush to a serious incident in which a car hangs precariously above a motorway, and Jamie deals with a mangled car abandoned by its driver at the scene of a crash. (S4 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Inside Windsor Castle Documentary series. As the family made Windsor their home, Philip grew restless until Elizabeth assigned him as ranger of Windsor Great Park. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Secrets of the National Trust Documentary series. Alan visits the mill in Cheshire, Oz Clarke reveals some history at Dunster Castle and Jon Culshaw visits a stately pile in a rare location. (S1 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Shannon Matthews: What... ...Happened Next. Documentary. Nine years on, what happened to the key characters in one of Britain's most notorious crimes? 
23:05Ian Brady: 50 Years Behind Bars Documentary. This year will see Moors Murderer Ian Brady mark a half a century since he was sentenced to life imprisonment. This is the story of his 50 years behind bars. 
00:05When Kids Kill: Catfish Killer Documentary series. Tony Bushby tricked art student Katy Wynter into going out with him, then stabbed her to death. Leah Green tries to figure out why. (S1 Ep 4) 
01:00SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette and autowheel. For more information and to register visit SuperCasino.com. 
03:10GPs: Behind Closed Doors Observational documentary series. Dr Kwan treats a teenage patient who has decided to stop taking the medication she has been prescribed. (S4 Ep 20) 
04:00Tattoo Disasters Documentary series. Meet the Oldham mum whose tattooist made a right boob, the budding actor with the dodgy tats, and the doting dad with a bombastic British bulldog. [SL] (S1 Ep 7) 
04:20Tattoo Disasters Documentary series. A born again Christian with a skin-full of tattoos, and the ashes of a much-loved grandmother are laid to rest in a tribute tattoo. [SL] (S1 Ep 8) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Californian interior designer Ann Maurice works her magic on a spartan house in Maidstone devoid of any feminine touches. [SL] (S2 Ep 10) 
05:10Great Scientists Allan Chapman profiles famous scientists. Allan considers Charles Darwin, whose controversial theory of evolution was widely ridiculed when it was published. (S1 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 5) 
06:00Pip Ahoy! My Turn Children's animation. The puffins are very agitated because a flock of terns have taken over their rock. Will Hopper be able to lure the terns to a new home? (S1 Ep 10)