This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, August 19 2017

05:50Motor Sport: Volkswagen Racing Cup The VWs head to Brands Hatch, 2.433 miles of rolling tarmac that combines dips, fearsome corners, including the famous hairpin Druids Bend and hills which are sure to cause a few fireworks. 
06:15Motor Sport: Mini Challenge Ex-Formula 1 driver Mark Blundell is set to compete in the next round of the JCW Championship, as all the usual suspects do battle around Brands Hatch's Grand Prix circuit in Kent. 
06:45Triathlon: Long Course Weekend Triathlon reimagined as a stage race. This three day Pembrokeshire event comprises Wales Swim, Wales Sportive and Wales Marathon which, once completed, add up to an iron-distance triathlon. 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing with Debra Ray regrets asking Robert to take Debra dancing when they become infatuated with their new hobby. 
08:05Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement in an attempt to get some privacy, but haven't accounted for Marie... 
08:30Frasier Four for the See-Saw When Frasier and Niles invite dates on a romantic weekend vacation they become confused about the ladies' intentions. 
09:00Frasier To Kill a Talking Bird When Niles moves into a prestigious new building that doesn't allow cats or dogs, he buys himself a talking bird that ends up causing more problems. 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Fermentation Bifurcation The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack at a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22/24) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Line Substitution Solution Sheldon pays Stuart to spend the afternoon shopping with Amy so that he can queue up to see a special film screening instead. (S9 Ep23/24) 
10:25The Big Bang Theory The Convergence Convergence Conflict arises when Leonard's recently divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. (S9 Ep24/24) 
10:55The Simpsons Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer and his friends travel to the Super Bowl, where they discover that their tickets are fakes. 
11:25The Simpsons When You Dish Upon a Star Homer becomes a personal assistant to Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, but things get nasty after Homer tells everyone where they live. 
11:55Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Mama Maria's, a failing restaurant in Brooklyn, where owner John is overwhelmed by running a business that's stuck in the past. (S6 Ep3/16) 
12:50Four in a Bed At The Abertay Guest House near Dundee, owners Kate and Karlos Victor are judged by the toughest critics of all: their peers. The experience leaves them crushed and vowing revenge. 
13:25Four in a Bed At The Registry Guest House, near Aberdeen, simmering tensions cause problems for hosts Bob Calder and Kirsty Laird, and Bob's strict 'no baked beans' policy is put into action. 
13:55Four in a Bed As the guests head to The Albert in Scarborough, hosts Pauline and Mike Hirst have to deal with tensions in a fracturing group, and there's a shock in store for Jules and Jan. 
14:30Four in a Bed The final visit is to The Wellwood in Amble, owned by chef Jules Tagger and partner Jan Latimer, where a joke leads to accusations of sabotage and the guests have a feeling of d?j? vu... 
15:00Four in a Bed It's the last day of the competition and tensions run high. Kate and Karlos have some explaining to do but are left in tears. The payments are revealed and the winner is announced. 
15:35A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Angie and Sandy are looking for a place where they can spend time together and have decided the southern Costa Blanca is just the place. Ben Hillman shows them five properties. 
16:35Big House, Little House Christine and Stephen open up their downstairs to make a user-friendly kitchen living area. Rosie and Paul need nifty design ideas to get their dream kitchen diner, with space at a premium. 
17:35Kirstie and Phil's Love It... ...or List It: Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp battle to convince homeowners to either refurbish or sell their homes. The first episode meets Paul and Dawn. (S1 Ep1/6) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Britain at Low Tide In Essex, Tori and Alex investigate the earthwork remains of a fort from Henry VIII's days. Plus: a U-boat stranded in a tiny creek, and Thames sailing barges sunk in estuary mud. (Ep3/3) 
20:00Child Genius: The Final Richard Osman is the quizmaster, as two demanding rounds, including a quick-fire buzzer session, stand between the five finalists and the crown of Child Genius 2017. (S8 Ep6/6) 
21:00The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Film (2013) Jennifer Lawrence stars in the second instalment of the dystopian fantasy drama. Victory only leads to greater mortal danger for Katniss Everdeen. With Donald Sutherland. Violence. 
23:50X-Men Film (2000) Violent superhero fantasy starring Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. Superpowered mutants fight over whether to control or co-exist with regular humans. With Hugh Jackman. 
01:35The Windsors In the final episode: will Charles become absolute monarch as the new Magna Carta decrees, and as Pippa's wedding day arrives, will Harry let her go through with it? (S2 Ep6/6) 
02:05Hollyoaks Omnibus Darcy has Adam and Jesse on her side, much to Maxine's annoyance. Kim is at Sienna's side, while Grace is determined to get revenge on Darcy. [SL] 
04:10Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with two couples who wanted to buy close to the English Riviera in Torbay newly-weds Sam and Jamie, and Geoff and Sharon and their family. [SL] 
05:05Sarah Beeny's Double Your House... ...for Half the Money. Sarah helps Russell and Karmel convert their tiny chocolate box cottage near Milton Keynes. And in Cardiff, Sarah advises Darren and Tracey on open plan living. 
06:00Last Man Standing Take Your Daughter to Work Mike's taken aback when Ed hires his own daughter Gabriella as the new marketing consultant for Outdoor Man. (S1 Ep13/24)