This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, September 17 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Nancy is on the warpath but is she looking in the right direction for someone to blame? Mercedes struggles to come to terms with the consequences of her actions. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ste's invited into Stuart and Jonny's far-right plan, but is he in over his head? Diane is stunned to hear that Sinead is engaged, while Juliet is desperate to put things right with Brooke. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. (S3 Ep4/20) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother How I Met Everyone Else Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. (S3 Ep5/20) 
08:00Melissa & Joey Bad Influence When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item. Mel and Joe are forced to turn to crime to get it back. (S3 Ep12/16) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Teach Your Children Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating Candice, the mother of one of the students he is tutoring to earn extra money. (S3 Ep13/16) 
09:00Baby Daddy I See Crazy People Riley doubts her future with Ben when a psychic reading says the relationship is doomed, so he tries to convince her that they are soulmates. (S4 Ep2/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy Mugging for the Camera When Ben and Riley are attacked by a mugger, Danny saves the day but can't take the credit as he's still pretending he lives in Paris. (S4 Ep3/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
11:00Speechless The S-t-a--Staircase When JJ's attempts to make a good impression on Izzy's parents fail, he aims to make a bad one instead. Kenneth needs Jimmy's support. (S3 Ep21/22) 
11:30Speechless U-n-r--Unrealistic Maya braces for JJ's high school graduation and departure for college, but tough news changes everything. Dylan teaches Jimmy a lesson. (S3 Ep22/22) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Into the Woods Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Mattress Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Table Polarization Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Turbulence In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit Nasa with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey House Broken Mel wants to get a dog for the household, but Joe is not in favour of the idea and argues that he will be the one who gets stuck with taking care of it. (S4 Ep6/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Couples Therapy Mel persuades Joe to attend couples' therapy as they are always arguing, but she's caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be his ex-girlfriend. (S4 Ep7/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy It Takes a Village Idiot Bonnie, Danny, Riley and Tucker are tired of Ben palming Emma off onto them every time he wants to do something more interesting. (S4 Ep12/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy One Night Stand-Off Ben and Riley compete with each other playing a game in a bar - whoever makes out with a stranger first wins. Danny makes an investment. (S4 Ep13/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine House Mouses Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Adrian Pimento The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs Mini Murray Barry wants money to buy an expensive new pair of basketball shoes, so Murray hires him to work at his furniture shop so he can earn it. (S1 Ep3/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Why're You Hitting Yourself? Determined to get Pops to settle down, Beverly plays matchmaker for her father and pairs him up with a woman called Sophia. (S1 Ep4/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Junior Professor Solution When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The First Pitch Insufficiency Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Ste tries to come to terms with recent events, while Stuart springs into action. The Loft celebrations are interrupted by some big news. 
19:30The Good Place Flying Eleanor aims to convince Chidi that she's worthy of his help. Tahani and Jianyu try to make Michael feel better about the chaos in his neighbourhood. (S1 Ep2/13) 
20:00Men in Black 3 Film (2012) Tough sci-fi comedy sequel with Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin and Jemaine Clement. Agent J travels to the 1960s to stop his friend from being killed by a monstrous alien. 
22:10Tattoo Fixers: X-Rated This Tattoo Fixers special looks back at the lewdest, crudest and downright rudest tattoos the artists have ever had to deal with, such as a boorish bunny and a distasteful dolly. (S4 Ep16) 
23:15The Big Bang Theory The Bozeman Reaction Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled. Determined to outwit any thieves, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to protect the place. (S3 Ep13/23) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Einstein Approximation Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14/23) 
00:10Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of Strictly, Chris Tarrant Extreme Railways, Louis Theroux: My Scientology Movie, Sheridan, Nigella, Blue Planet and Gunpowder? (S10 Ep10) 
01:15First Dates The First Dates restaurant welcomes another batch of singletons as the series returns. Sparks fly between dancers Frankie and Muhala, while Kate and Liam have a lot in common. (S3 Ep1/6) 
02:20First Dates Abroad On a visit to the First Dates restaurant, Graig is fresh from appearing on Big Brother Canada and is hoping his new-found fame will help him to win over Holly. (Ep6/14) 
02:45Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Alice covers Jade's faulty ode to friendship. Uzzi loses country boy Foston's rural rhyme. London Bridge terror attack hero Charlie comes in for his first inking. (S6 Ep5) [SL] 
03:40The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
04:05The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
04:25How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. (S3 Ep4/20) 
04:50How I Met Your Mother How I Met Everyone Else Ted's new girlfriend becomes jealous that the story about how Ted and his friends met is better than the one about how she met him. (S3 Ep5/20) 
05:10Schooled Glascott Mascot Lainey and CB encourage a student radio club, until a rogue DJ starts spreading rumours. Glascott tries to change the school's sports mascot. (Ep11/13) 
06:00Hollyoaks Ste's invited into Stuart and Jonny's far-right plan, but is he in over his head? Diane is stunned to hear that Sinead is engaged, while Juliet is desperate to put things right with Brooke.