This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, December 12 2019

06:00Monkey Life The park is saddened by the death of alpha male capuchin Tom, and a balding macaque receives protection from his troop's over-enthusiastic grooming. (S3, ep 19) 
06:30Monkey Life In a dramatic final episode, Alison springs into action when an adult female chimp in Mexico urgently needs the team's help. Kai tries his hand at being independent. (S3, ep 20) 
07:00Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
07:30Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
08:00Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
08:30Kay Burley @ Breakfast Join Kay Burley live from the heart of Westminster for big interviews and agenda-setting coverage of everything you need to know to start your day. Also in HD 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Army Brats At the Fort Hood military base, Cesar helps Patches overcome her fear of men in uniform, and meets a Shetland shepherd who barks non-stop at helicopters and planes. (S7, ep 5) Also in HD 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 6) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 7) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Unleashed Following the kidnapping of his wife, Sam goes rogue in the hope of stopping terrorist Tahir Khaled once and for all. Season finale. (S8, ep 24) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Party Crashers A new boss steps in and shakes up the team. Hetty mysteriously vanishes, while Sam urges Callen to find a new partner. (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 A Makekaua (Until We Die): Disaster looms in this explosive season finale when, on the eve of Kono's wedding, someone threatens to detonate a nuclear bomb. (S5, ep 25) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Mai ho'oni i ka wai lana malie (Do Not Disturb the Water that is Tranquil): Danger awaits newlyweds Kono and Adam as the slick crime drama returns. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:00Big Beasts: Last Of The Giants The Americas Patrick Aryee checks out the biggest animals on Earth as he reveals why size matters in the natural world. First stop, the Americas. (1 of 3) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Goodnight, Gracie Everyone rallies round Phil following the passing of his mum, while Gloria's colourful past catches up with her. Moderate sex references. (S4, ep 24) 
16:30Modern Family Suddenly, Last Summer While Phil and Claire try to squeeze in some alone time, Mitch and Cam make a big decision. Moderate sex references. (S5, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Crook And Ladder Maggie wreaks a path of destruction in the Simpson home after Marge follows advice in 'Smothering Mother' magazine and throws away her dummy. (S18, ep 19) 
17:30Futurama The Late Philip J. Fry: The Professor invents a one-way time machine that takes the crew even further into the future. Problems, of course, arise... (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama That Darn Katz! Moggy mayhem awaits when the Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats! Can Fry and co prevent the planet being turned into a really big litter tray? (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons The Fool Monty Mr Burns is given just six weeks to live and, when an incident leaves the OAP without his memory, Springfield's residents decide to exact their revenge... (S22, ep 6) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons How Munched Is That Birdie In The Window Things aren't looking good for Santa's Little Helper after an incident involving a pigeon. Oscar winner Rachel Weisz guest stars. (S22, ep 7) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Donnie Fatso Following an incident involving recycling responsibilities and a bit of bribery, Homer goes undercover to bring down Fat Tony. Mad Men's Jon Hamm guest stars. (S22, ep 9) Also in HD 
20:00Agatha Raisin Agatha Raisin and the Curious Curate A handsome new curate causes a stir in the village. But when murder strikes, Agatha's friend is the main suspect. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD 
21:00Agatha Raisin Agatha Raisin and the Curious Curate Agatha fights to clear her friend's name, but her love life is about to get right in the way of her investigation. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Russell Howard Election... ...Hour. New & Exclusive. Russell Howard is joined by celeb guests for a special look at the General Election. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD 
23:00New: The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
23:30The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
00:00New: The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
00:30The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
01:00The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
01:30The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
02:00The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
02:30The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
03:00The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
03:30The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
04:00The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
04:30The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
05:00The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
05:30The Brexit Election Dermot Murnaghan and Beth Rigby present live coverage of the results from the Brexit Election. They're joined by former Speaker John Bercow and our team of correspondents across the UK. Also in HD 
06:00New: The Brexit Election Kay Burley is live in Westminster with all the overnight results from the General Election, with reports and analysis from our team of correspondents around the UK. Also in HD