This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Tuesday, September 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Eve stands by her dad when she shares his controversial video blog on her social media page. The Baxters land in hot water. (S3 Ep 12) 
08:25Smallville Drama series following the teenage years of future Superman Clark Kent. A woman from Lex's past returns with a secret. (S1 Ep 19) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby auditions a new dancer just before Nationals, while Brynn, Lilly and Maesi all go head-to-head with solos. (S7 Ep 9) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. All of the dancers perform in the group dance together, upsetting the mothers, who dislike any chance of their daughters being upstaged. (S7 Ep 10) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael discovers that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought. (S3 Ep 3) 
11:35My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by going to samba lessons with her, but things soon go awry. (S3 Ep 4) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone after Alan and Judith argue during a play rehearsal. (S1 Ep 8) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie becomes concerned when his new girlfriend Wendy bonds strongly with Jake. (S1 Ep 9) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake is invited to a party where there will be girls, so Charlie and Alan help him prepare. (S3 Ep 22) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa's freeloading sister visits and, true to form, she's looking for a loan. Meanwhile, Mike keeps busy at work by playing a prank on Chuck. (S3 Ep 21) 
14:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Pressure mounts when Boyd enters a competition at a rodeo. Eve and her boyfriend argue over her prom attire. (S3 Ep 22) 
15:00Neighbours Ned is surprised to see Scarlett, who later gets herself a job as a porter in Lassiter's - but why is she keeping a scrapbook about him? Mackenzie has problems at school. 
15:30Home and Away Jasmine panics when Robbo goes missing. Colby finds him at the gym working out his frustrations, and offers some timely advice. Things are going badly with Bella. 
16:00Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. (S5 Ep 1) 
16:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie starts acting strangely after a night with his mother, while a woman Alan sleeps with also behaves oddly. (S5 Ep 2) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan plans revenge against his brother when he learns that Charlie stole his girlfriend back in high school. (S5 Ep 10) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Rose returns from England and plays nurse to an ill Charlie. Alan feels Jake pulling away from him. (S5 Ep 12) 
18:00Neighbours Ned is surprised to see Scarlett, who later gets herself a job as a porter in Lassiter's - but why is she keeping a scrapbook about him? Mackenzie has problems at school. 
18:30Home and Away Ziggy and Willow offer Bella some reassurance and finally get her to open up. Maggie continues to worry about Ben. Dean's first day working for his sister does not bode well. 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Paul discovers that an unruly tenant may be planning to do a flit. (S5 Ep 1) 
20:00Inside Aldi: Britain's Biggest... ...Budget Supermarket. Documentary exploring how the German supermarket has swept the UK. Former staff reveal how Aldi cuts costs and how own brand goods taste like their big-name counterparts. 
21:00All You Can Eat: Secrets of the... World's Mega Buffet. Documentary going behind the scenes of one of the biggest restaurants in the UK. The JRC Global Buffet in Watford covers 27,000 square feet, serving up to 3,000 people every day. 
22:00New: Undercover Twins: The Final Dating series with a twist. Identical twins Summer and Eden go looking for love as one person. (S1 Ep 7) 
23:00Me Before You Film Heartfelt drama with Emilia Clarke and Sam Clafin. Will gets in a motorcycle accident and loses his will to live afterwards. But then he meets Lou, who brings back the joy in his life. 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Me Before You Film Heartfelt drama with Emilia Clarke and Sam Clafin. Will gets in a motorcycle accident and loses his will to live afterwards. But then he meets Lou, who brings back the joy in his life. 
01:15Riverdale Teen drama. The Black Hood needs Betty's help against the Sugarman. Archie and Jughead insert themselves into a gang war, and a raid threatens to escalate tensions. (S2 Ep 6) 
02:10Riverdale Teen drama. The Black Hood offers Riverdale an ultimatum - go 48 hours without sinning, or he will kill again. Betty thinks she knows who the villain is. (S2 Ep 7) 
03:05Star Drama series about three talented singers in the music industry. Star struggles to cope with the revelation that her actions ultimately killed her mother. (S2 Ep 13) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.