This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, March 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:108 Simple Rules The After Party Cate vetoes Bridget's efforts to plan an after-prom party in a hotel room, and instead organises a school-sanctioned shindig at home - to Bridget's horror. (S3 Ep 21) 
08:35Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will wants a quiet birthday this year, but Grace and Jack have other ideas. (S1 Ep 11) 
09:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will hires a maid whose presence transforms Grace into a creative dynamo. Jack pretends to be a lawyer. (S1 Ep 12) 
09:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again. 
09:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter. 
10:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date. 
10:50Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget. 
11:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie. 
11:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. 
12:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. 
12:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man. 
13:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at Jake's birthday party. 
13:30Open Season Film Animated fun. A domesticated bear and a deer team up to help each other find safety before the start of the hunting season. (2006) 
14:30Access Entertainment round up. 
14:35Open Season Film Animated fun. A domesticated bear and a deer team up to help each other find safety before the start of the hunting season. (2006) 
15:15Big Momma's House Film Comedy starring Martin Lawrence and Nia Long. An FBI officer impersonates a large, sharp-tongued elderly woman in order to catch a crook. (2000) 
16:15Access Entertainment round up. 
16:20Big Momma's House Film Comedy starring Martin Lawrence and Nia Long. An FBI officer impersonates a large, sharp-tongued elderly woman in order to catch a crook. (2000) 
17:10Ace Ventura Pet Detective Film Comedy starring Jim Carrey and Courteney Cox. An unconventional sleuth attempts to find a football team's stolen mascot dolphin. (1994) 
18:15Access Entertainment round up. 
18:20Ace Ventura Pet Detective Film Comedy starring Jim Carrey and Courteney Cox. An unconventional sleuth attempts to find a football team's stolen mascot dolphin. (1994) 
18:55Robin Hood Prince of Thieves Film Romantic action adventure starring Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman. A nobleman turned outlaw wages guerrilla warfare against the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham. (1991) 
19:55Access Entertainment round up. 
20:00Robin Hood Prince of Thieves Film Romantic action adventure starring Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman. A nobleman turned outlaw wages guerrilla warfare against the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham. (1991) 
22:00The Break-Up Film Romantic comedy with a twist starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. A battle of wits ensues when a couple's relationship implodes but neither wants to move out of their apartment. (2006) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10The Break-Up Film Romantic comedy with a twist starring Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. A battle of wits ensues when a couple's relationship implodes but neither wants to move out of their apartment. (2006) 
00:10Cruel Intentions 3 Film Thriller starring Kerr Smith and Kristina Anapau. Two rich high school boys make bets on which of them can seduce a clever and devious girl. (2004) 
01:10Access Entertainment round up. 
01:15Cruel Intentions 3 Film Thriller starring Kerr Smith and Kristina Anapau. Two rich high school boys make bets on which of them can seduce a clever and devious girl. (2004) 
01:55Fresh Off the Boat When the family gets infected with lice, Louis leaves Jessica to deal with it; Eddie tries to back out of a bet. (S2 Ep 18) 
02:30Fresh Off the Boat Jessica and Honey discover a juicy secret about Deidre; Louis and Eddie find a way to handle negative emotions. (S2 Ep 19) 
02:55Fresh Off the Boat Evan debates whether to use his American or Chinese name on his new bank account; Louis and Jessica reminisce about how they met and how they acquired their American names. (S2 Ep 20) 
03:25Fresh Off the Boat Jessica persuades Honey and grandma to rent out the renovated house, but the renters turn out to be more than they bargained for. (S2 Ep 21) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.