This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, October 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Das Boob When a photo of Grace gets published in which she appears to be much more well-endowed than she actually is, she gets asked out the next day by her high-school heartthrob. (S2, E03) 
08:35Will & Grace Whose Mom Is It Anyway? Grace, who is usually irritated by her well-meaning but meddling mother, gets jealous when her mom starts to dote on Will. (S2, E04) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Robbing the Banks Philip is quick to judge an ex-con Will urged him to hire as a handyman and temporary assistant after the house is robbed. (S3, E15) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bundle of Joy As Vivian's delivery date approaches, the family fantasizes about what the baby will mean to each of them. Ashley feels all but invisible... (S3, E16) 
10:00The U.S. Office Pam's Replacement With maternity leave looming Pam is training her replacement; her younger, prettier replacement. Can Jim really not find her hot? Robert California joins the office band. (S8, E07) 
10:30The U.S. Office Gettysburg With the office on a losing streak, Andy decides an inspirational trip to Civil War battle site Gettysburg is in order. Those left behind do some 'free-thinking' with Robert. (S8, E08) 
10:55Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
11:25Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
11:50Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
12:20Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
12:50Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
13:20Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
13:55Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
15:00Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
15:30Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
16:00Will & Grace Polk Defeats Truman When Will's ego is inflated by a powerful client, he makes the mistake of dismissing the many clients who believed in him before his success. (S2, E05) 
16:30Will & Grace To Serve and Disinfect A recently unemployed Will is challenged by Jack to join his staff as a cater-waiter. Meanwhile, Grace discovers a naughty, naughty little secret of Karen's. (S2, E06) 
17:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
17:30Friends: Joey Week The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
18:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
18:30Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
19:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
19:30Friends: Joey Week The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
20:00New: Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Nyah, Evan, and Manreet as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S2, E05) 
20:30Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Campbell, Nana, and Millie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E04) 
21:00Little Nicky Film When somebody's mother is an angel and his father is the devil, life can be really confusing. For a sweet boy like Little Nicky (Adam Sandler), it just got a whole lot worse. (2000) 
22:45Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
00:05The Ricky Gervais Show Karl interprets the meaning of wartime sayings and imagines a scenario in which he is the wife of a GI. (S3, E11) 
00:40South Park Mystery of The Urinal Deuce Someone defecates in a urinal at school! Cartman rants that it's a conspiracy "like 9/11!" The entire town think so too! Time for a trip to the White House. (S10, E09) 
01:05South Park Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10) 
01:35South Park Hell On Earth 2006 Satan has a Sweet 16 style party in L.A. on Halloween! The gang perform a ritual and mange to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the party! (S10, E11) 
02:05South Park Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
02:35South Park Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13) 
03:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The eliminated queens return for their revenge. But first they must audition for RuPaul's new girl group, the Kitty Girls. Spice Girl Emma Bunton & Adam Lambert (American Idol) guest judge. (S3, E06) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.