This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, August 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: The Stars The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
08:35Friends: The Stars The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
09:00Friends: The Stars The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
09:30Friends: The Stars The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
10:00Friends: The Stars The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
10:30Friends: The Stars The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
11:00Friends: The Stars The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
11:30Friends: The Stars The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
12:00Friends: The Stars The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
12:30Friends: The Stars The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
13:00Friends: The Stars The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
13:30Friends: The Stars The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
14:00Friends: The Stars The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
14:30Friends: The Stars The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
15:00The Waterboy Film Raised by his overprotective mother (Kathy Bates), waterboy Bobby Boucher Jr. (Adam Sandler) discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of his college football team. (1998) 
16:55Friends: Season 4 The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
20:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
20:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
21:00New: Amusical For one night only, hosts Jayde Adams and Kiri Pritchard McLean invite Frank Skinner, Tom Allen, London Hughes and Suzi Ruffell to perform their versions of their favourite songs from musical theatre! 
21:30Lip Sync Battle UK Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Tonight, EastEnders hard man Danny Dyer takes on dancing royalty Craig Revel Horwood. (S2 E01) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys get tutored on how to use PowerPoint at a library, and play a four-way game of hot potato with stranger's shoes. (S12, E02) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. What classic Men in Black line did Sal use in "Foul Play"? Which Joker gets fan letters from a murderer? How did the casino keep the audience from leaving after Murr's punishment? (S3, E18) 
23:00New: Single Parents They Call Me DOCTOR Biscuits! Graham and Rory are cast in their school's production of "Grease," meanwhile, Will is not ready to tell Sophie that he's seeing Dr. Dewan. (S1, E07) 
23:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring a battle between newlyweds Bobby Mair and Harriet Kemsley and Dane Baptiste vs. Tez Ilyas. (S1, E03) 
00:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Alex Brooker vs. Matt Forde and Sofie Hagan vs. Larry Dean. (S1, E04) 
00:30South Park White People Renovating Houses Randy and Sharon start a home renovation show that is threatened by Confederate rednecks. Meanwhile, Cartman grows attached to his Amazon Alexa. (S21, E01) 
01:00South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
01:30South Park Holiday Special It's Columbus Day and Randy is all a fluster; tearing a Columbus statue down and misusing the word "indigenous"! When the kids question his motives, its DNA test time! (S21, E03) 
02:00South Park Franchise Prequel It's time for C**n & Friends to cash-in on the superhero movie/TV craze - but, with the help of Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg, Professor Chaos has other ideas! (S21, E04) 
02:30South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
03:00South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Pilot Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he marries Donna Tubbs. (S1, E01) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance Cleveland asks Roberta to accompany him to a daddy/daughter dance at school but his his hopes of establishing a bond are scuppered. (S1, E02) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.