This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, April 10 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
08:35Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
09:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
09:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
10:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
10:30Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
11:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
11:30Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
12:00Friends The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
12:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
13:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
13:30Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
14:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
15:00Black Knight Film One day, Jamal (Martin Lawrence), who works at an amusement park, falls into a moat and loses consciousness. When he wakes up, he finds himself in 14th century England! (2001) 
17:00Friends: A Is For... ...Armadillo. The One With The Holiday Armadillo: Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
17:30Friends: B Is For... ...Brad Pitt. The One With The Rumour: Monica invites a high school friend, Will, to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
18:00Friends: C Is For... ...Central Perk. The One Where It All Began: After Rachel leaves her fiancÚ at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
18:30Friends: D Is For... ...The Divorce Force. The One With The Boob Job: Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. (S9, E16) 
19:00Friends: E Is For... ...Estelle. The One Where Estelle Dies: Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to major lengths to stop him from learning about the death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
19:30Friends: F Is For... ...Fun Bobby. The One With Russ: While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
20:00Friends: G Is For... ...Gunther. The One With The Worst Best Man Ever: After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. (S4, E22) 
20:30Friends: H Is For... ...How You Doin'? The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
21:00New: Michael McIntyre's Easter... ...Night at the Coliseum. Michael presents the world's leading comedians, music stars, and speciality acts as well as his own record-breaking comic talents. Featuring Catherine Tate and Sia. 
22:00Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
22:30Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
23:0040 Days and 40 Nights Film After a brutal break-up, a young man (Josh Hartnett) vows to stay celibate during the forty days of Lent, but finds the girl of his dreams (Shannyn Sossamon) and the frustration really starts! (2002) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; how staring at a woman's chest leads to a longer life, the oldest married couple in Britain, and hug-a-ginger day. 
02:00The Cleveland Show The Men in Me Cleveland is labelled "The Whitest Black Man in America" after he wins a dance competition for the chance to attend a pop sensation's concert. (S3, E15) 
02:30The Cleveland Show Frapp Attack! After Donna becomes jealous when Cleveland gets too close to a female co-worker, a music video made from footage of his workplace shenanigans goes viral. (S3, E16) 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys 'do the farts' with actor Jeff Daniels, and then try to get strangers to take their sides in ridiculous arguments. The punishment involves being painted like a cement wall. (S12, E25) 
03:20Impractical Jokers The guys pitch their whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups; they go to the park with their daughters who share unpopular opinions with strangers. (S12, E26) 
03:45The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:10Michael McIntyre's Easter Night... ...at the Coliseum. Michael presents the world's leading comedians, music stars, and jaw-dropping speciality acts as well as his own record-breaking comic talents. Featuring Catherine Tate and Sia. 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.