This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, August 24 2019

06:00The King of Queens Two Thirty When Doug has a toothache and winds up needing root canal work, he finds out that Carrie used to have a crush on his dentist. 
06:25The King of Queens Shrink Wrap When Carrie and Arthur's constant bickering begins to spiral out of control, Doug and Carrie decide it's time to send Arthur to a psychotherapist to find the root of his anger. 
06:50The King of Queens Arthur, Spooner When Carrie has to work the night shift, Doug starts to get lonely but soon discovers that Arthur is the ideal companion to keep him company. 
07:15This is Channel 4 HD This is Channel 4 HD 
07:20Frasier The First Temptation of Daphne Daphne encounters the green-eyed monster when she learns that Niles is counselling an attractive patient who is obsessed with him. 
07:45Frasier The Return of Martin Crane While Martin prepares for his first night's work as a security guard, Frasier, Niles and the gang fuss over who will have to walk Eddie. 
08:10Frasier Love Stinks Frasier hosts a party for the staff at the radio station in order to improve his image, while Roz dates a binman. 
08:40The Big Bang Theory The Peanut Reaction Penny throws a surprise party for Leonard and gets support from Howard and Raj, but Sheldon's indulgence in an electronics shop throws her off track. (S1 Ep16/17) 
09:05The Big Bang Theory The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard plucks up the courage to ask her out. Both turn to Sheldon for advice about their date. (S1 Ep17/17) 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the awkward position of having to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
10:00Young Sheldon Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) 
10:25The Simpsons Itchy and Scratchy The Movie: While Homer and Marge are at the school parents' evening, Bart breaks the babysitter's teeth and Homer vows never to let him see the Itchy and Scratchy film. 
10:55The Simpsons Dangers on a Train: While trying to buy cakes online to celebrate her wedding anniversary, Marge unwittingly stumbles on a website for married people who are seeking affairs. (S24 Ep20/22) 
11:20The Simpsons Lisa's First Word The family tries to get Maggie to say her first word but Homer is glad that Maggie has not spoken yet because all Lisa and Bart do is talk back to him. 
11:50Come Dine with Me Forthright farmer's wife Rachel ends the week on her farm with some high end country cooking, but has she taken too great a risk serving venison with a chocolate sauce? 
12:55Four in a Bed This week's competition starts in Betws-y-coed, north Wales, where at Llwyn Onn Guest House, bikers Wayne and Tracy Dunn hope their no-nonsense attitude will win the competition. 
13:25Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Parkwood Hotel in Stockton-on-Tees, where newly-wed managers Jon and Chelli Bean are all about making things perfect for pooches. But is gameplay afoot? 
13:55Four in a Bed The third visit is to Great Glen in Leicestershire and The Pug and Greyhound, where Nicola Ellershaw and her colleague Mackenzie Griffey hope their super-stylish accommodation will dazzle. 
14:30Four in a Bed The final visit is to The Solar Strand Hotel in Crosskeys, Wales, where former IT consultant Gary Pesticcio and his daughter Naomi hope their high-tech B&B will power them to victory. 
15:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners meet for the last time. The atmosphere turns sour and some tough words are spoken before the winner is announced. 
15:35A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun The island of Crete holds a special place in the hearts of Roy and Caroline Loates as it's where they married. Now, with a budget of 100,000, they want to make it their permanent home. 
16:35Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go property searching in Reading, helping a dad and daughter trawl Caversham, while teachers Richard and Jo need a family home before term starts. (Ep2) 
17:35Portrait Artist of the Year 2019 It's crunch time as three finalists get four nerve-racking hours to paint actor Laura Linney at the National Portrait Gallery. Who will win? Stephen Mangan and Joan Bakewell host. (Ep10/10) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Secrets of Egypt's Valley of... ...the Kings: A dramatic discovery in the Valley of the Kings lifts the lid on a state-sanctioned looting scandal. Meanwhile, archaeologists unearth a 3000-year-old mummified heart. (Ep3/4) 
20:00New: Prince Albert: A Victorian... ...Hero Revealed: With access to private papers and thousands of photographs, Professor Saul David examines Albert's significant role in shaping Victorian Britain. 
21:00Die Hard 4.0 Film (2007) Violent action-thriller. Bruce Willis plays the wisecracking cop John McClane, who takes on a group of terrorists who threaten to hack into America's computer infrastructure. 
23:40Victor Frankenstein Film (2015) Fantasy horror. James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe star in an exploration of the life of the young medical student who discovers how to reanimate corpses. Violence. 
01:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Ventura Harbor in Southern California to help the owner of a family-run Greek restaurant - that hasn't made a profit for two years - turn its fortunes around. 
02:20Hollyoaks Omnibus There's a shocking discovery in the village, while the walls are closing in on Breda. Maxine breaks down, and Liam gives Mercedes an ultimatum. Diane gets a call from Finn. [SL] 
04:25Come Dine with Me In Swindon, Claire hopes her traditional British grub and pole dancing will impress her guests, while Chris relies on packet food and his tribute band to make an impression. 
05:20The 100K Drop In the last of the series, Davina McCall is joined by brothers-in-law Charles and Brad from Grimsby, and friends Carol and Delores, from Lewisham. Will either pair win some cash? (S3 Ep30)