This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Watch on Monday, May 9 2016

05:30Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:05Betty White's Off Their Rockers The Golden Girls star hosts the hilarious show where the elderly play pranks upon the public. Michael and Lou have a trolley race in a shop. Ann loses her false teeth. (Also in HD). S2 Ep9 
06:30Who Do You Think You Are? USA Melissa Etheridge US version of the celebrity genealogy series. Melissa Etheridge digs into her French roots and finds a family shaken by a scandalous lawsuit. (Also in HD). S6 Ep8 
07:20EastEnders A repeat of Friday's visit to Albert Square. Ronnie continues with her mission to find Roxy. Kyle and Martin face the reality of their actions. Ian attempts to solve his problems. (Also in HD). 
08:00MasterChef Australia Sixth series of the Australian culinary competition. Matt, George and Gary begin whittling down 50 contestants to see who makes it through to the real first round. (Also in HD). S6 Ep1 
09:40The Bill One Step Too Far Part Two: Police drama series. Bryant's son is being bullied because of his mother's job. Gold's old flame Jonathan Fox returns to Sun Hill. S21 Ep48 
10:40Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts another edition of the tense quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. (Also in HD). S1 Ep8 
11:40Wanted Down Under Stitt Family British families sample what life would be like if they moved to the other side of the world. Eric Stitt's career in the oil industry has come at a high price. (Also in HD). S6 Ep6 
12:40Extreme Makeover: Home Edition The Hill Family The smash hit makeover show from the States! The Hill family have spent so much time coaching underprivileged children that their house has been neglected. S6 Ep6 
13:40Motorway Cops Out of Control The action-packed reality series revealing the everyday heroism of the UK's traffic police. Officers attend the scene of a head-on collision near Birmingham. (Also in HD). S5 Ep5 
14:40Motorway Cops Right Time, Right Place Action-packed reality series. This edition features cases where police officers have found themselves in the right place at the right time. (Also in HD). S5 Ep3 
15:40Wanted Down Under Stitt Family British families sample what life would be like if they moved to the other side of the world. Eric Stitt's career in the oil industry has come at a high price. (Also in HD). S6 Ep6 
16:40My Dream Home Drew Scott and Jonathan Scott help another couple transform a fixer-upper into their dream home. Julie and Peter have just two months to find their ideal four-bedroom home. (Also in HD). S1 Ep6 
17:40Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts another edition of the tense quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. (Also in HD). S1 Ep8 
18:40Extreme Makeover: Home Edition The Hill Family The smash hit makeover show from the States! The Hill family have spent so much time coaching underprivileged children that their house has been neglected. S6 Ep6 
19:40Celebrity MasterChef The celebrity cooking contest returns. Janet Street-Porter, Heidi Range, Katy Brand and Jo Wood face mystery box and palate tests, and cater for the Cirque du Soleil. (Also in HD). S8 Ep1 
21:00New: Nev's Indian Call Centre Britain's most notorious call centre boss heads to Delhi in this first episode of a series charting Nev Wilshire's attempt to set up a call centre in India. (Also in HD). S1 Ep1 
22:00EastEnders A repeat of Monday's visit to Albert Square. The Carters realise Buster and Lee are up to no good, but can they stop them in time? (Also in HD). 
22:40Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders Denial Crime drama series starring Gary Sinise. The team turn their attention to Cairo, where an American ex-serviceman is killed in a gas attack and his friend goes missing. (Also in HD). S1 Ep3 
23:40Traffic Cops Weapon of Destruction Jamie Theakston narrates a revealing documentary series about Britain's traffic police. This edition follows a hunt for illegal drivers in Hampshire. S4 Ep7 
00:15Nev's Indian Call Centre Britain's most notorious call centre boss heads to Delhi in this first episode of a series charting Nev Wilshire's attempt to set up a call centre in India. (Also in HD). S1 Ep1 
01:10Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind Derren Brown entices a group of women to win a diamond ring by picking the correct box. Jonathan Ross and Jane Goldman are perplexed by a card trick. S2 Ep2 
01:35Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind In Whitby, Derren pulls off a stunt involving a human pack of cards followed by a mind-reading exercise on Mo Mowlam. S2 Ep3 
02:05Atlantis Hunger Pangs Action packed drama based on Greek myth. A starving Jason stumbles across an abandoned feast but suffers adverse effects after eating the food. (Also in HD). S1 Ep11 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
03:30Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
04:30Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
05:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
05:30Teleshopping Shopping from home.