This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Watch on Saturday, March 4 2017

03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:10Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan Thailand - Slow Loris: Dominic Monaghan explores some of the world's most fascinating creatures. In Thailand, Dominic hunts for a slow loris, the world's only venomous primate. (Also in HD). S2 Ep10 
07:00The Bill Dicing with Danger Police drama from Sun Hill. Keane and Noble come across the victim of an assault. Hunter and Dasari investigate and set up an undercover sting. S23 Ep58 
08:00The Bill Deadly Secrets Homegrown police drama. Hollis and Stamp respond to call about a woman with Alzheimer's disease. Hunter investigates the blackmail of a local casino owner's wife. S23 Ep59 
09:00The Bill Diamonds Are Deadly Action from Sun Hill. Stamp and Fletcher are notified of a kidnapping. Manson and Masters investigate a high-value robbery from a jewellery store. S23 Ep60 
10:00The Bill Code of Silence More drama with Sun Hill's finest. Hollis and Green find a missing person who claims to have been beaten and raped. Manson arranges a raid on the suspects' homes. S23 Ep61 
11:00The Bill Crash Test Cop drama. Armstrong and Stamp attend a traffic accident and deal with an illegal alien. Perkins goes undercover to investigate a violent loan shark. S23 Ep62 
12:00EastEnders Omnibus A repeat of last week's events from Albert Square. Ian gets a scare, leaving Jane to take control. Kim comes to a shocking conclusion. A desperate Mick sees a way out. (Also in HD). 
14:40Heston's Fantastical Food Heston and The Giant Sweet Factory Heston Blumenthal creates supersized food for his own Willy Wonka-inspired giant sweet shop. (Also in HD). S1 Ep4 
15:40Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Film (2005) Johnny Depp stars in Tim Burton's comic fantasy, adapted from Roald Dahl's classic book. A poor boy wins a ticket granting him a tour of an amazing chocolate factory. (Also in HD). 
18:00My Family Serpent's Tooth The pairing of two of our finest thespians as the parents of the bonkers Harper family. Ben learns that the female half of the family is seeing another dentist. S1 Ep1 
18:40My Family Pain in the Class Popular sitcom about a dentist and his long-suffering family, which the nation has taken to its heart. Michael appears to be having trouble with a classmate. S1 Ep2 
19:20My Family Droit de Seigneur Ben Laughs with the hyper Harper family. When Janey becomes the subject of unwelcome advances by the son of a patient, Ben suddenly develops an interest in opera. S1 Ep3 
20:00Inside the Ambulance The West Midlands Ambulance paramedics answer the call of more people in need. Hannah and Amy treat a teenager whose pain has left her unable to speak. (Also in HD). S1 Ep8 
21:00Kiss the Girls Film Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd star in the thriller about the hunt for a serial killer - known only as Casanova - who has kidnapped a number of women and murdered two of them. (Also in HD). 
23:15Grimm Oh Captain, My Captain The hit fantasy drama series that puts a modern day twist on Grimm's fairy tales. Nick devises a plan to take Renard out of his element. (Also in HD). S6 Ep3 
00:15Outnumbered The first episode of the sitcom that strikes a chord with parents. A regal five-year-old girl and her two older brothers ensure life is never simple for their mum and dad. S1 Ep1 
00:50Outnumbered Hit comedy series about the pitfalls of parenthood. Dad strays into a job-threatening controversy at school, while Ben further develops his extraordinary talent for lying. S1 Ep2 
01:30Best in Town Children's Entertainers Exciting competitive series. In this episode, three children's entertainers face an undercover expert who has won an Olivier award. (Also in HD). S1 Ep7 
02:15Almost Human Pilot Futuristic crime drama. A detective returns to his old police force after a major injury and is paired with a new partner, a synthetic robot named Dorian. (Also in HD). S1 Ep1 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.