This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, February 24 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
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08:003rd Rock From The Sun Dick and Mary's relationship intensifies - he must now control his ardour. Sally decides to join the police force after Officer Don lets her play with his siren. (S2 Ep 5) 
08:25House US medical drama. The team treats an ex-marine who believes he has Gulf War syndrome. House, meanwhile, claims to have dreamt about the patient before meeting him (16/24). 
09:10House US medical drama. Cuddy becomes personally involved in the case of a pregnant woman whose unborn baby may be causing her organs to fail (17/24). 
10:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series featuring victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. A couple who invest in a community centre for children discover that squatters have moved in. (S1 Ep 5) 
11:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Last in the series. After his tenants refuse to move out, a landlord starts building work around them, while another landlord tries to recover 30,000 in unpaid rent. (S1 Ep 6) 
12:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Vic see through a debtor's lies in Manchester and track down a landlord in Liverpool. Gareth and Mitch are in for a surprise in Wiltshire. (S5 Ep 37) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Brian and Graham have to weigh up the assets of a health spa that has fallen into debt, before they trace a tricky debtor determined to put them off the scent. (S2 Ep 9) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. This week, the agents face a web of deceit in a delicatessen, a feisty eviction in London, a row over an unpaid business debt, and landlords at their wits' end. (S3 Ep 9) 
15:00Neighbours Susan starts to worry about Finn as his memories continue to return. Roxy finds an intruder in her home, but is surprised to see a familiar face. Jane accuses Elly. 
15:30Home and Away Tori wakes from her coma, but will she be her usual self? Jasmine and Robbo are filled with despair over losing Grace. Irene is concerned about Leah, who isn't answering her calls. 
16:00House The Right Stuff Medical drama about an antisocial doctor. House treats a fighter pilot whose confused vision and hearing causes her to hallucinate. (2/16). 
17:00House 97 Seconds Medical drama about a maverick doctor. House splits his applicants into two teams and orders them to diagnose a disabled man suffering from fainting spells. (3/16). 
18:00Neighbours Susan starts to worry about Finn as his memories continue to return. Roxy finds an intruder in her home, but is surprised to see a familiar face. Jane accuses Elly. 
18:30Home and Away Tori tries to connect with her baby. Concern mounts for Leah, who has been missing for over a day. Willow is rattled by a reminder that Alex's stay in the bay is only temporary. 
19:00Caught on Camera: Funniest Moments Family-friendly clip show. Don your oven mitts for some kitchen nightmares even Ramsay couldn't fix. Plus hilarious horseplay, fishing for kittens, and the Stars of the Week. (Ep 4) 
20:00Filthy House SOS Dirt-busting duo Jon and Brennan take on some of Britain's filthiest homes. Lee lost control of his cleaning when he started a mental health network. (S1 Ep 2) 
21:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about feuding neighbours. When a body is found in woodland twelve hours after an elderly couple are reported missing, residents in a rural village are shocked. (S6 Ep 9) 
22:00Benefits and Bypasses: Billion... ...Pound Patients. Documentary about how self-inflicted health problems are costing the NHS a fortune. 
23:00Botched Up Bodies: Sex & Surgery As more and more Brits go under the knife to improve their sex appeal, this special explores our obsession with perfection and reveal what happens when it all goes wrong. 
00:00Tortured By Mum and Dad?:.. ...The Turpin 13. Documentary telling the sinister story of a couple who kept their 13 children chained up in their own home in an unassuming cul-de-sac in Perris, California. 
01:00Claudia Lawrence: Missing Or... ...Murdered? Documentary series examining unsolved disappearances. Ten years ago, 35-year-old chef Claudia vanished on her way to work. (S1 Ep 3) 
01:55Riverdale Teen drama. The Black Hood sets Betty and Archie a test - find their school janitor before he kills him. Jughead leads an uprising within the Serpents. (S2 Ep 9) 
02:50Riverdale Teen drama. A land deal causes Riverdale High to be flooded with teen gang members. Betty tracks down her long-lost brother, given up for adoption years ago. (S2 Ep 10) 
03:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and asks Charlie for something very personal. (S3 Ep 23) 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
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