This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, September 30 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
08:35The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
09:00The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
09:30The Middle Leap Year Sue thinks her parents are planning a big surprise party, Frankie learns that Mike has been taking care of a stray cat, Brick develops a crush, and Axl becomes very bored. (S3, E18) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Baggage Ray and Debra go out for a weekend and, when they return, leave a suitcase on the stairs landing temporarily. Weeks pass, but they both behave passive-aggressively and ignore it. (S7, E22) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Bachelor Party Ray gives Robert a low key bachelor party. When the women find out about it, they force him to do a better job. He then uses Frank's lodge to give him a surprise party. (S7, E23) 
11:00The King of Queens Ice Cubed There's a blizzard in Queens so Carrie hurries to buy herself an I-pod, but the clerk doesn't ring the iPod correctly. She soon feels guilty. Doug is out in the storm delivering. (S7, E19) 
11:30The King of Queens Catching Hell Carrie tries to impress a client of the firm she's now working for at a ball game but Doug keeps screwing it up. So she pretends that Spence is her husband instead. (S7, E20) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposť when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
13:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
14:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
14:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
15:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
15:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
16:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
16:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
17:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
18:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
19:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
20:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
20:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
21:00New: Comedy Game Night Liza Tarbuck, along with team captains Sue Perkins and Guz Khan, invite a gaggle of guests round to play party games. Tonight features Scarlett Moffatt, Ollie Locke, and Sally Phillips. (S1, E05) 
22:00Celebrity Wind Ups! Joe Pasquale narrates a selection of clips of pranks pulled on celebrities. Highlights include Ant & Dec setting up Simon Cowell, and Joe Swash undergoing a spa treatment with a difference. (S1, E01) 
23:00Jason Manford Live Join Jason Manford for a home town performance at the Manchester MEN, as his deadpan, observational style tackles everything from 24-hour supermarket staff to Prince Philip's racism. 
00:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
00:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
01:00South Park You're Getting Old (1): Stan's parents ban his from listening to a Tween Wave CD he got for his birthday, but when Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
01:35South Park Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
02:05South Park Cash For Gold Stan receives jewellery from his grandpa but when the boys discover the scandal behind it they're on a mission to take on the J&G Shopping Network! Cartman has other ideas. (S16, E02) 
02:35New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:20Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
03:45Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
04:10Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
04:35Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.