This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, February 24 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Birds of a Feather Boa: When Jack decides to move, Will is excited at the thought of helping him look for a place. Will becomes involved in a cause to save two gay penguins. (S8, E07) 
08:35Will & Grace Swish Out of Water Grace finds it impossible to put up with her mother Bobbi's constant nitpicking, so Jack takes it upon himself to help her. (S8, E08) 
09:00The U.S. Office Fun Run (Part 1): After Michael hits Meredith with his car in the carpark of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, she learns she is infected with rabies. Angela asks Dwight to care for her sick cat. (S4, E01) 
09:30The U.S. Office Fun Run (Part 2): Feeling guilty about the incident with Meredith, Michael decides to host a "Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure". Who will win the race? (S4, E02) 
10:00The U.S. Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 1): Jim and Pam's relationship is outed after Toby files a PDA complaint. Ryan returns to the offices for the first time since his promotion. (S4, E03) 
10:30The U.S. Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 2): Michael, believing the personal touch is more important than technology, leaves with Dwight to present food gift baskets to seven former clients. (S4, E04) 
11:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
11:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
12:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
12:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
13:30Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
15:00My Name Is Earl We've Got Spirit Earl makes some great personal sacrifices to help Randy realize his dream of going to cheerleading camp, and Joy is upset because her son finds Catalina sexier than her. (S4, E06) 
15:30My Name Is Earl Nature's Game Show A series of tornados hitting Camden County aren't Earl's biggest concern when he loses his list. A wild ride in a boat causes Randy to think he's invulnerable. (S4, E11) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Reading Is a Fundamental Case While reading to children, Earl reminisces about a recent list item. It all began when Earl found his old friend Raynard (Ewen Bremner) living in the wild. (S4, E12) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Orphan Earl When Earl tries to make amends to a man that he conned out of $100, he discovers that Joy and her friends are still conning him. (S4, E13) 
17:00Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
17:30Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
18:00Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
19:00Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
19:30Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
20:00Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
20:30Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features the NHS, Peppa Pig, cage fighting kids, and the connection between gay sex and a bagel. (S10, E01) 
21:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features product placement in the new James Bond film and a man who punched a bear in the face. (S10, E02) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys tag team up at a coffee shop, then play "Pass the Message" at a supermarket. The punishment involves continuous psychological torture. (S12, E14) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building. (S12, E15) 
23:00Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Film When Lou (Rob Corddry), who has become the "father of the Internet", is shot by an unknown assailant, Nick (Craig Robinson) and Jacob fire up the time machine again to save their friend. (2015) 
01:00New: The Mick The Dump While chaperoning Ben's school field trip to a trash dump, Mickey and Alba discover that an unfamiliar young boy ended up on the bus for the ride back to school. (S2, E13) 
01:30New: The Mick The Church Mickey and the gang accompany Alba to church, after she admits she may have a substance abuse problem. When she invites her priest over, the Pembertons take a liking to him. (S2, E14) 
02:00The Ricky Gervais Show This episode features a fan asking Karl which body part he could live without, fan mail questions for Karl, and ''Monkey News". (S1, E06) 
02:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl is back from holiday, where he started a diary. Ricky begs to read some of it, revealing an invention Karl has come up with; A watch that counts down the days and time to one's death. (S1, E07) 
03:00South Park It's A Jersey Thing Kyle discovers a family secret and the town of South Park must defend itself against being swallowed up by New Jersey and its reality TV stars. Especially the Snooki! (S14, E09) 
03:25South Park Insheeption Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey along with a certain horror movie star of the '80s! (S14, E10) 
03:50South Park 'C**n 2: Rise of Captain...(1): The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'C**n, returns. This time he's got friends! Will they be able to stop the evil BP and their drilling vessel? (S14, E11) 
04:15The U.S. Office Product Recall Paper from Scranton with an obscene cartoon watermark left by a disgruntled papermill ex-employee are accidentally sent out, throwing the business into damage control. (S3, E21) 
04:35The U.S. Office Women's Appreciation After Phyllis is the victim of a flashing in the parking lot, Michael attempts to host a seminar on women's issues. It doesn't go as expected... (S3, E22) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.