This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, February 24 2020

06:00Monkey Life Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5) 
06:30Monkey Life A big decision must be made when alpha male Hananya continues to exhibit violent behaviour. Chimps Simon and Eveline, meanwhile, compete in a swing-off. (S3, ep 6) 
07:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 18) 
07:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 19) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Hardy - Attacked With Love: Shelly's French bulldog Hardy used to be a draw at her hair salon, until he began biting customers. Can Cesar trim Hardy's hair-raising demeanour? (S5, ep 24) Also in HD 
09:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:00Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 2) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Impact Hetty contacts Nate Getz (guest star Peter Cambor) to help Sam and Deeks move on, while the rest of the team head to the site of a crashed private jet. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Omni Callen and the gang investigate the death of a biotech CEO killed in a car explosion. Plus, emotions run high as Deeks returns to the field. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Pilot An adrenaline-fuelled update of one of TV's most iconic shows. In this series opener, Steve McGarrett heads to Hawaii to track down the man who killed his father. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Malama Ka Aina (Respect The Land): The Five-0 team investigate when a simmering gang war spills over at a high school football game. Plus, Danny has issues with his ex-wife. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
15:00MacGyver Cigar Cutter Murdoc escalates his plan to wreak revenge on Mac when he recruits a former cellmate to help him kill every agent in the Phoenix Complex. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Wine Weekend The family stay in Haley's boss's country house, where there is just one, rather bizarre rule. Gloria and Mitch get invites to a bash at Oprah's. (S9, ep 16) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Daddy Issues Jay's worried when Gloria's ex rocks up looking alarmingly like Manny. Phil gets in a fix as he tries to pick the perfect present for Claire. (S9, ep 17) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Saddlesore Galactica When Homer and Bart transform a loser racehorse into a champion, rival jockeys threaten revenge. (S11, ep 13) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Anthology Of Interest #2 When the Professor fine tunes his 'What If' machine, Bender discovers what life would be like as a human, and Fry experiences life as a video game. (S4, ep 3) 
18:00Futurama Leela's Homeworld After being named 'Orphan Of The Year', Leela finally learns the truth about her parents and her own identity. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Missionary Impossible Homer is forced to become a missionary on a remote island after he pledges a large sum of money to charity. (S11, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Pygmoelian Moe undergoes plastic surgery and becomes a hot new soap opera star. (S11, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Bart to the Future A Native American casino manager shows Bart a glimpse into the future... a time when Bart is an over-the-hill moocher and Lisa is the president. (S11, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:00Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries From batting to batter, Freddie Flintoff realises his dream of running his own fish and chip shop, travelling the UK in a specially-made mobile chippie. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
21:00Men In Black Film Will Smith joins Tommy Lee Jones for a sci-fi comedy about a pair of secret agents who set out to stop an alien terrorist who is threatening the planet. Flashing images. (1997)(94 mins) Also in HD 
23:00Avenue 5 New & Exclusive. He's Only There To Stop His Skeleton From Falling Over: A crisis gives Billie a shot at the limelight. Iris vets the comedian's material for the upcoming party. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
23:35A League Of Their Own James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall kick off a new series of the hit show with guests David Walliams, Andy Carroll and Melanie C. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
00:40Jett Rosalie Bennie finds himself getting close to Rosalie. Dillon gets bad news from Carter, and Jett is forced to overcome a detour before completing her latest job for Evans. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
02:00Road Wars Officers Chris Piggott and Simon Hills are on the receiving end of a load of grief from a violent suspect they think has been trying to break into a car. Strong language. (S5, ep 3) Also in HD 
03:00MacGyver DIY or Die Nerdy hero MacGyver and his crack clandestine team fend off more baddies with ingenious methods. First, they help a captured Navy SEAL. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00Futurama Anthology Of Interest #2 When the Professor fine tunes his 'What If' machine, Bender discovers what life would be like as a human, and Fry experiences life as a video game. (S4, ep 3) 
04:30Futurama Leela's Homeworld After being named 'Orphan Of The Year', Leela finally learns the truth about her parents and her own identity. (S4, ep 4) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 48 Hours When Teal'c fails to materialise through the Stargate, the other SG-1 members race to save him before time runs out. (S5, ep 14) 
06:00Monkey Life A baby chimp tries to prove he is grown up enough to go it alone. The Bachelor Boys' reputation, meanwhile, takes a hit when they become frightened of a new toy. (S3, ep 7)