This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, July 26 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Sienna is in disguise, while Marnie tries to talk some sense into James. Liam confesses his feelings for Mercedes. Tom is laying down the law, and Sienna has a proposition for Liberty. 
06:30Hollyoaks Levi tries to trick Maxine into confessing the truth. Liberty wants to help Sienna, while Breda gives Tony some parenting advice. Prince is persuaded to follow his heart. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Dad's Visit Jeff's chauvinist father extends his visit after spraining his ankle, much to Audrey's dismay. Russell has a one-night stand with a woman who won't leave his home. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Lyin' King: Jeff and Audrey lie to Jennifer and Adam to get out of a dinner they are hosting so that they can go to a much cooler party. Timmy tries to keep Russell on his best behaviour. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother The Final Page (Part 1/2): Ted invites his old university professor, who insisted he would never make it as an architect, to the grand opening of the GNB building. (S8 Ep11/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother The Final Page (Part 2/2): Barney tells Ted he plans to make a Christmas proposal to Patrice. Marshall and Lily have their first night away together since baby Marvin's birth. (S8 Ep12/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Let's Get It Started Joe wants Mel to stop using birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure about whether she's ready for the responsibility. (S5 Ep5/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Failure to Communicate The family gathers around the laptop to video chat with Ryder in New Orleans on his 18th birthday, but the computer suddenly crashes. (S5 Ep6/22) 
10:00black-ish 40 Acres and a Vote When Andre Jr decides to run for class president at school, Dre steps in to become his campaign manager and help him appeal to the masses. (S3 Ep3/24) 
10:30black-ish Who's Afraid of the Big Black Man? After a work situation arises, Dre's views on how black people are perceived, compared with when he grew up, are challenged. (S3 Ep4/24) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bachelor/ette Party Boyle organises an elaborate scavenger hunt for Peralta's bachelor party, but the guys take short cuts that throw the event into disarray. (S5 Ep19/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Show Me Going The squad worry about Diaz when she responds to an active shooter alert, but they are told to remain at the precinct building and can't help her. (S5 Ep20/22) 
12:00Young Sheldon A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13/22) 
12:30Young Sheldon David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Cohabitation Formulation Howard is torn between taking things to the next level with Bernadette and pleasing his mother. Leonard rekindles his relationship with Priya. (S4 Ep16/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Toast Derivation A surprised Sheldon is disturbed to find out that it's really Leonard who is at the centre of their group of friends and not him. (S4 Ep17/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The Parent Trap Mel is alarmed when her father gives Joe's mother some advice about drawing up a will and the pair start to get along a little too well. (S5 Ep17/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey's Frozen During a skiing holiday, Mel and Joe become frozen after getting buried in an avalanche and are thawed out 100 years later. (S5 Ep18/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine He Said, She Said Captain Holt suspects a cunning escape after discovering that his lifelong criminal arch-nemesis has died in a prison transport accident. (S6 Ep8/18) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Golden Child Peralta helps Santiago to navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother. Boyle introduces drama into an undercover mission. (S6 Ep9/18) 
16:00black-ish The Name Game Dre and Rainbow have a party to reveal the gender of their unborn child. Dre's keen to name the baby, but his wife and mother dislike his choice. (S3 Ep14/24) 
16:30black-ish I'm a Survivor When Dre goes back to his old neighbourhood for a funeral, he's reunited with his former crew and feels guilty about leaving his friends behind. (S3 Ep15/24) 
17:00Young Sheldon Pilot US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System To appease his worried mother, Sheldon employs techniques from a self-help book to try to make a friend. (S1 Ep2/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Infestation Hypothesis Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks As Maxine is bubbling with excitement about her wedding, Sienna is ready to put her plan into action to get 'her' children back. Cleo is jealous when Mitchell attracts Cindy's attention. 
19:30New: School of Rock Brand new series - Money (That's What I Want): When Dewey and the group lose their entrance fee for the Battle of the Bands, they must work to raise the money a second time. (S1 Ep10/12) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
21:00Let's Be Cops Film (2014) Comedy with Jake Johnson and Damon Wayans Jr. Posing as cops makes two perpetually unsuccessful men attractive to women, but also brings them trouble. Strong language/violence. 
23:05New: Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender: Rick and Morty are summoned by superhero team the Vindicators to thwart the plans of their arch-nemesis Worldender. (S3 Ep4/10) 
23:40Rick and Morty [adult swim] Total Rickall The family battles an alien parasite that survives and multiplies by implanting fake memories into people's heads and has convinced them it's their 'Uncle Steve'. (S2 Ep4/10) 
00:10Robot Chicken: Star Wars... ...Episode II (adult swim): Emperor Palpatine aims to hire bounty hunters to catch the Millennium Falcon. Stormtrooper Gary struggles through Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Birthday Synchronicity Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted as Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11/24) 
01:10The Big Bang Theory The Holiday Summation After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12/24) 
01:40Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bank Job Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21/22) 
02:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine Crime & Punishment When Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit, it's up to the other members of the Nine-Nine to save them from jail. (S4 Ep22/22) 
02:358 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts as Rob Beckett, Sara Pascoe, Oti Mabuse, Rylan Clark-Neal, Russell Kane and Maisie Adam compete in this edition of the comedy panel show. (S21 Ep2) 
03:20First Dates How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for? (S10 Ep9) [SL] 
04:15Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bank Job Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21/22) 
04:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Crime & Punishment When Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit, it's up to the other members of the Nine-Nine to save them from jail. (S4 Ep22/22) 
04:55How I Met Your Mother The Final Page (Part 1/2): Ted invites his old university professor, who insisted he would never make it as an architect, to the grand opening of the GNB building. (S8 Ep11/24) 
05:20How I Met Your Mother The Final Page (Part 2/2): Barney tells Ted he plans to make a Christmas proposal to Patrice. Marshall and Lily have their first night away together since baby Marvin's birth. (S8 Ep12/24) 
06:00Speechless S-t--Star W--Wars W--Wars Two tickets to a film premiere promise a glorious night for JJ and Ray, until JJ is drawn to the dark side by a pretty classmate. (S2 Ep8/18)