This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, July 18 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Middle Back to School It's a day full of chaos as the Hecks attend their first day of the new school year. Frankie plans to get ahead of the game with her children's school needs. (S2, E01) 
09:30The Middle Homecoming When she discovers that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day as the homecoming game, Frankie's dream of escorting Axl across the field is put in jeopardy. (S2, E02) 
10:00The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
10:30The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
11:00The Middle Foreign Exchange Frankie insists that the family host a exchange student from Japan. When the serious student does not take an interest in the family, Frankie plans a road trip for them. (S2, E05) 
11:25The Middle Halloween Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a Halloween party, Sue attends a church Halloween event, Brick's costume is unrecognizable, and Axl tries to visit a haunted house. (S2, E06) 
11:55Bob's Burgers A River Runs Through Bob The family faces the wilderness on a camping adventure, but Bob and Linda accidentally get sent downstream. The kids soon go in search of them... (S4, E01) 
12:20Bob's Burgers Fort Night Louise, Gene, and Tina go out on Halloween, but end up being held captive in their own fort. All the while being tormented by Millie, a psychotic classmate of Louise's. (S4, E02) 
12:45Bob's Burgers Turkey in a Can: Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone commits an act of Thanksgiving sabotage! (S4, E05) 
13:15Bob's Burgers Bob and Deliver To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. Her excitement is short-lived... (S4, E07) 
13:40Bob's Burgers Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
14:05Bob's Burgers Slumber Party Linda invites some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise devises a plan... (S4, E09) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
15:00The King of Queens Better Camera Doug and Deacon go shopping together for their wives' Christmas presents. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an opportunity when Lou Ferrigno (the 1980s Incredible Hulk) moves next door. (S3, E11) 
15:30The King of Queens Wedding Presence Instead of going to a wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay home and pretend they were there. Arthur gets Spence to participate in a scheme to get discounted shoes. (S3, E12) 
16:00The King of Queens Hi-Def Jam In order to watch the upcoming Super Bowl on a high-definition television, Doug hatches a plan to have his sister Stephanie (Ricki Lake) date Carrie's wealthy boss Doug Pruzan. (S3, E13) 
16:30The King of Queens Paint Misbehavin' After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. (S3, E14) 
17:00The King of Queens Deacon Blues Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating. (S3, E15) 
17:30The King of Queens Horizontal Hold After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. Arthur reluctantly dates a woman who's been hitting on him ever since her cousin died. (S3, E16) 
18:00The King of Queens Inner Tube When Doug lies to Carrie to play mud football, he gets sick and starts feeling guilty. He consequently has dreams about it based on television shows. (S3, E17) 
18:30The King of Queens Papa Pill When Doug accuses Carrie of being too hard on Arthur, he volunteers to be the latter's caretaker, only to find the task much more demanding than he had anticipated. (S3, E18) 
19:00The King of Queens Package Deal Doug considers getting a new job at FedEx. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after helping Lou Ferrigno spread it all over his body. (S3, E19) 
19:30The King of Queens Separation Anxiety During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes care of the kids at Spence's house. (S3, E20) 
20:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
20:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
21:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
21:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
22:00Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
22:30Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
23:00Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
23:30Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
00:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
00:30South Park: Eco Meltdown ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
01:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Time to Get Cereal (1): When an animal rampage leads to dead children in town, the boys realise they need Al Gore's help; but does his solution (involving a certain big red guy) go too far? (S22, E06) 
01:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Nobody Got Cereal? (2): The boys break out of jail and try to work out who made the deal with ManBearPig? Satan steps up to help the boys, but when "Should We Start To Worry?". (S22, E07) 
02:00Michael McIntyre's Big Show This episode includes an amazing musical performance from Little Mix, Michael is in Merseyside for The Midnight Gameshow, and Holly Willoughby hands her phone over to Michael... (S4, E01) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Comedy legends Simon Munnery and Boothby Graffoe join Bridget Christie, Paul Sinha, David O'Doherty, and Josie Long on tonight's bill. Stewart Lee talks to the acts backstage. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Introducing the brilliant, original comedy of Tony Law alongside Josie Long, Simon Munnery, Bridget Christie, Boothby Graffoe, and Paul Sinha. Exclusive live show curated by Stewart Lee. 
03:50The Middle Back to School It's a day full of chaos as the Hecks attend their first day of the new school year. Frankie plans to get ahead of the game with her children's school needs. (S2, E01) 
04:10The Middle Homecoming When she discovers that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day as the homecoming game, Frankie's dream of escorting Axl across the field is put in jeopardy. (S2, E02) 
04:35The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
04:55The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
05:15Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
05:35Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
06:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06)