This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, April 12 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of... ...Murray. Join the guys as they serve up some justice (and plenty of laughs) while recapping the past six years of Murr's hijinks. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Joe Join Q, Murr and Sal as they give Joe some feedback six years in the making. Whether it's his wild physical comedy or his world-famous belly, these Joe-ments are sure to make you laugh. (S1, E03) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Q Join Joe, Sal and Murr as they take a swing at Q's best and worst moments. Learn why he's the guy's guy of the group and why his dance moves are memorable for all the wrong reasons. (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Middle Look Who's Not talking: Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after she reveals her true feelings about April. Meanwhile, Brick develops a quirky new tick and Brad surprises Sue. (S8, E07) 
09:30The Middle Trip and Fall Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip. In the meantime, Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement with the family. (S8, E08) 
09:55The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
10:25The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
10:50The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
11:15The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
11:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
12:05Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
12:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
13:55Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys pitch their whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups; they go to the park with their daughters who share unpopular opinions with strangers. (S12, E26) 
14:20Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys pose as nutritionists conducting consultations, ask shoppers at a grocery store if they should quit, then try to fight off an angry mob of people and get people to side with them. (S12, E21) 
14:40Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys play concierges at a hotel lobby doing and saying what they are told, then try to get insurance fraud at a grocery store using strangers as a "witness". (S12, E22) 
15:15Impractical Jokers: Season 12 In this special 200th episode, the guys arrive in L. A. to try directing; the jokers get people to untangle their headphones before being pantsed by special guest stars Jay and Silent Bob. (S12, E23) 
16:05Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys read journal entries from their daughter's diaries, then ask strangers if they should break up with their girlfriends for ridiculous reasons. (S12, E24) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys pitch their whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups; they go to the park with their daughters who share unpopular opinions with strangers. (S12, E26) 
17:00Two And A Half Men It Was 'Mame', Mom: Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his life partner, in order to convince a gay ad-executive (Lucy Lawless) of his homosexual credentials. (S2, E18) 
17:30Two And A Half Men A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Alan dates Charlie's ex, Sherri, who is no longer after just meaningless sex, but Alan can't forget the fact she has been with his brother. Oh Alan! (S2, E19) 
17:55Two And A Half Men I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Time for some friendly counselling? (S2, E20) 
18:30Two And A Half Men A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On Charlie, Alan and Jake attend the funeral of Evelyn's second husband, where she learns a surprising new detail about her deceased ex. Charlie Sheen stars. (S2, E21) 
18:55Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
19:30Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
20:00Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
20:30Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
21:00Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
21:30Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
22:00Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
22:30Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
23:00Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
23:25Lee Evans: Roadrunner - Live At... ...The O2: Mr Evans performs to another gigantic crowd on his 2011 tour, where he fumes about; breaking down on the motorway, airport hassle, and a certain late-night TV channel he'd recently noticed! 
00:25Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum are in Mumbai, the City of Dreams. They get a chance to Act! Act! Act! Bollywood style, and then share their bedroom secrets with Mumbai's oldest sexpert. (S3, E05) 
01:25Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
02:30Nish Kumar At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, Nish Kumar talks problems in rap music, watching erotic movies with his dad, puns of his own name, and re-branding his personality. 
03:00Key & Peele Ordering at a restaurant turns into a competition, military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic, and in a Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow noise-off, only one can survive. (S1, E07) 
03:20Key & Peele President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. (S1, E08) 
03:45Fresh Off The Boat Louisween It's Louis' favourite holiday, and he makes every attempt to scare Jessica into the Halloween spirit, but she is buried in her word processor, drafting her first horror novel. (S3, E03) 
04:05Fresh Off The Boat Citizen Jessica As Louis and the Cattleman's Ranch staff prepare to serve as a polling place for the 1996 election, Jessica suspects that one of their employees may be an illegal immigrant. (S3, E04) 
04:30The Middle Pitch Imperfect With four months of college left, Axl realises he hasn't send out any job resumes. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition. (S8, E12) 
04:50The Middle Ovary and Out When Frankie finds out that she can't have any more children, Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's infant and putting some perspective on being an older parent. (S8, E13) 
05:15Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
05:35Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys...