This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Vh 1 on Saturday, October 19 2019

06:00The Hills A wild weekend in Vegas makes Kristin unsure if she has real feelings for Justin. Spencer comes up with a plan to find out if Heidi has stopped taking her birth control pills. (S5, ep19) 
06:20The Hills Kristin decides she doesn't want to be with Justin. Brody gets cold feet when Jayde wants to move in with him. Spencer worries that Heidi might be pregnant. Last in the series. (S5, ep20) 
06:45The Hills Heidi's homecoming is ruined when her mother disapproves of her surgery. Kristin and the girls head to Miami for the weekend, but the trip goes sour when Kristin parties too hard. (S6, ep1) 
07:05The Hills When rumours spread about Kristin's partying, the blame falls on Stephanie. Audrina starts dating a new guy, and Spencer gets upset when he runs into Stephanie at Kristin's party. (S6, ep2) 
07:25The Hills Heidi throws a party for her neighbour, but it's overshadowed when Spencer gets angry with Holly. Kristin urges Audrina to commit to Ryan, then moves in to get closer to Brody. (S6, ep3) 
07:50The Hills Heidi and Spencer's actions cause their friends and family to make a hard choice. Kristin and Brody hook up but agree to stay single. Ryan disappoints Audrina when he misses a night out. (S6, ep4) 
08:10The Hills Brody puts his friendship with Kristin on the line when he starts seeing another girl. Lo sets Stephanie up on a double date. Ryan gives Audrina's friends another chance. (S6, ep5) 
08:30The Hills Kristin has a hard time moving on from Brody. After bumping in to Justin, Audrina starts to have doubts about her relationship with Ryan. Lo befriends Brody's new girlfriend. (S6, ep6) 
09:10The Hills Brody's new love interest angers Kristin when she brings Kristin's rival to a party. Ryan comes back from tour, but Audrina doesn't mention that she saw Justin while he was away. (S6, ep7) 
09:30The Hills Audrina's relationship with Ryan is tested when he meets Justin for the first time, and Brody sides with Kristin when Allie picks a fight with her. Stephanie has a bad second date. (S6, ep8). 
10:05Snog Marry Avoid? Join Jenny Frost as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. A weightlifter, a domestic goddess from Wales and a person known as Boy Kitten are stripped of their cosmetic enhancements. (S4, ep12) 
10:30Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. POD gives a makeunder to DJ Bam Bo Tang, who has taken peacocking to the extreme. (S5, ep1) 
11:05Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. Meet Olivia, who is torn between becoming a glamour model and a teacher, and Kate, who collects her own pubic hair. (S5, ep2) 
11:30Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. Adrienne is a tanned WAG wannabe, but the trouble is that her boyfriend is a plumber. (S5, ep3) 
12:00Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. Meet Dan from South Shields, who applies fake tan to his back with a mop. (S5, ep4) 
12:30Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. Meet Charlene, a chef who looks like she's been baked. (S5, ep5) 
13:00Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. Ellie discovers why Essex girls (and boys) love cosmetic surgery when she tries out a 'trout pout'. (S5, ep6) 
13:30Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. First up is Hannah, who has taken fake tan to the ultimate extreme - she is so dark she has to spray herself in her garden. (S5, ep8) 
14:00Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. Ellie discovers why Welsh girls love hair extensions, then meets Ryan, a fox fur-wearing burger-flipper from Lancashire. (S5, ep9) 
14:30Snog Marry Avoid? Join Ellie Taylor as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession. Meet a Barbie lookalike who will wear a bikini on the beach in all weathers. (S5, ep10) 
15:00The Real Housewives Of Orange... ... County. Alexis and Tamra continue to grow closer and meet for a game of tennis. After the match, the ladies talk about Gretchen Rossi's upcoming Tupperware party. (S5, ep9) 
16:00The Real Housewives Of Orange... ... County. The summer is coming to an end and Tamra shares that she is ready to resolve her marriage issues, fully aware that their kids are feeling the tension at home. (S5, ep10) 
17:00The Real Housewives Of Orange... ... County. Now that Tamra's marriage is feeling more stable, she decides to get Simon's name tattooed on her ring finger. Vicki and her husband weather a date night filled with mishaps. (S5, ep11) 
18:00The Real Housewives Of Orange... ... County. Lynne's daughters are home alone when a stranger knocks on the door and hands Raquel an eviction notice. Vicki hears terrifying health news about her daughter. (S5, ep12) 
19:00The Real Housewives Of Orange... ... County. The ladies are finishing their lunch in San Francisco. What started out as a fight between Alexis and Vicki ends up with everyone taking the opportunity to vent their anger. (S5, ep13) 
20:00The Hills: New Beginnings Audrina learns some shocking information about Justin Bobby that forces her to re-examine his motives. Tempers flare when Spencer and Heidi question their relationship with Brody. (S1, ep3) 
21:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is crowned. But first, the queens must write original rap lyrics and perform as the ultimate girl group. (S2, E08) 
22:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The All Star queens reunite to dish about the most shocking, glamorous and sickening moments of the season. Hosted by the Emmy Award winning RuPaul. (S2, E09) 
23:00RuPaul's Drag Race The queens walk into the workroom for the first time. They must perform in an epic pageant in which they style their fashionable hometown. Lady Gaga guest judges. (S9, E01) 
00:00RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Drag Race is off to a stellar start! It's a love fest as the queens get to know each other and talk about their runway looks. The queens get a backstage visit that leaves them gagged. (S9, E01) 
00:30RuPaul's Drag Race The queens must perform in an epic cheer battle, Lisa Kudrow visits, and the B-52's guest judge. (S9, E02) 
01:30RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! After cheering each other through possibly the most physical challenge in Drag Race herstory, the queens untuck and discuss the judges' opinions of their looks and performances. (S9, E02) 
02:00Basketball Wives LA Jackie shoots her commercial and is overwhelmed by the chaos of directing. (S4, ep2) 
02:45Basketball Wives LA Malaysia meets Jackie to discuss their issues. Shaunie O'Neal joins the group and learns of the recent drama. (S4, ep3) 
03:30Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! It's Peter Parker vs. Michelle as the stars of "Spider-Man: Homecoming" duke it out in the LSB arena. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00L.A. Hair Kim makes Gocha project manager, but when she shows up late, all hell breaks loose. Kim styles Erica Campbell. (S4, ep6)