This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, August 17 2020

06:00Futurama The Honking The death of Bender's rich Uncle Vladimir unleashes an evil curse on the cigar-chomping robot. (S3, ep 1) 
06:30Futurama War Is The H-Word Fry and Bender face off against an army of aliens on a far-off planet after they join the army to qualify for military discounts. (S3, ep 2) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 10) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S2, ep 11) 
08:00Wild Vets Follow the challenging and risky work of New Zealand's vets as they come face to face with some of the most exotic and fearsome of animals in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S1, ep 1) 
08:30Wild Vets One vet gets in a flap trying to microchip ducks in Westport, another crosses a grumpy lion, and it's a big day for Reeves the turtle who's released back into the wild. (S1, ep 2) 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Seven, Macy and Lex Cesar meets three unruly dogs, and a poodle who fears the back door ever since an accident. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:00Caught On Dashcam Outrageous road disasters and highway hijinks, captured in video via people's in-vehicle dash-board cameras. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles All is Bright The team act fast when a ransomeware attack paralyses the city. Sam prepares for his and his family's first Christmas since his wife's death. (S9, ep 11) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Under Pressure The team suspect terrorism when napalm is uncovered at a crime scene. Strangely, there's just one casualty. Could their identity hold the clue? (S9, ep 12) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Papahana Holo Pono (Best Laid Plans): The team investigate the strange death of a wealthy recluse. Adam faces a terrible ordeal at the hands of the Yakuza. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka 'Alapahi Nui (Big Lie): Five-0 hunt for a killer who escaped a murder scene by pulling off a daredevil motorbike stunt. They also gear up for a mud run. (S6, ep 5) Also in HD 
15:00Manifest Pilot Passengers on a missing flight struggle to piece together their old lives, after their plane inexplicably lands five years after take-off. Mystery drama. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family The Escape There's no way out for Jay, Claire and Mitch when they get trapped in a nursing home basement. Things get awkward when Haley meets Arvin's parents. (S9, ep 21) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Clash of Swords Mitch makes a fan faux-pas after sneaking out to Hero Con. Joe's party is ruined when Donna throws a better bash next door. Season finale. (S9, ep 22) Also in HD 
17:00Futurama The Honking The death of Bender's rich Uncle Vladimir unleashes an evil curse on the cigar-chomping robot. (S3, ep 1) 
17:30The Simpsons The Heartbroke Kid When Springfield Elementary installs new, cool vending machines, it's not long before an enormous Bart is off to fat camp... (S16, ep 17) Also in HD 
18:00The Simpsons Black-Eyed, Please Flanders is riddled with guilt after punching Homer, and Lisa gets on the wrong side of her substitute teacher. Guest starring Tina Fey. (S24, ep 15) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons What Animated Women Want Homer sets out to save his marriage (yet again), while Milhouse tries his hand at being a bad boy to impress Lisa. (S24, ep 17) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Pulpit Friction Reverend Lovejoy is pushed out by a savvy new arrival, and there's a mix-up involving Marge's wedding dress. Guest starring Edward Norton. (S24, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Fabulous Faker Boy Marge books Bart in for piano lessons, and a distraught Homer becomes completely bald. Guest starring Jane Krakowski and Bill Hader. (S24, ep 20) Also in HD 
20:00A League Of Their Own Best Of Think it's all over? Don't worry, it's not yet. Rejoin the boys for the funniest moments, wackiest challenges and biggest jokes of the series. (S14, ep 10) Also in HD 
21:00Ocean's Thirteen Film Clooney, Pitt and Damon plot a Vegas swindle when scheming casino boss Al Pacino uses dirty money to open a new gambling joint. Stylish sequel. Contains flashing images. (2007)(118 mins) Also in HD 
23:30Prodigal Son New & Exclusive. Fear Response: Malcolm gets his dream interview chance when the NYPD zeroes in on one of his and Martin's favourite psychologists. Violence/distressing scenes. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
00:30Twilight Zone New & Exclusive. Replay: A woman tries to use an old video recorder that can rewind time to help her ensure the future of her college-bound son. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 2) 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Na Pilikua Nui (Monsters): Five-0 join the bloody trail of a serial killer inspired by Frankenstein. Jerry calls the team when an armed gang raid a blood bank. (S6, ep 6) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana Keaka (Charade): Danny goes undercover as a teacher as the team investigate the murder of a college professor. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
04:00The Flash The Race of his Life The Flash dares to take on Zoom as the hit superhero drama culminates in a dramatic showdown between the two meta-human speedsters. Flashing images. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD 
05:00Supergirl The Faithful J'onn fesses up to an old secret. Kara investigates the leader of a new and secretive group, who has a rather strange connection to Supergirl. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama The Cryonic Woman A woman from Fry's past thaws out in the year 3000, but when she feels out of place, she and Fry journey a thousand years into the future. (S3, ep 3)