This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Tuesday, March 26 2019

06:00Monkey Life Baby woolly monkey Paulo meets his new family for the first time, and pregnant orangutan Amy gets to grips with a breast pump. (S3, ep 9) 
06:30Monkey Life A shock is in store for chimps Ben and Pip when they have another encounter with Hananya. Piquita, meanwhile, is the centre of attention in the woolly monkey enclosure. (S3, ep 10) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 3) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 4) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Bikini, Fella, Winston And Oliver Cesar works more of his magic with a family Yorkie who eats shrubs and a miniature bull terrier who is aggressive with large dogs. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
09:00Road Wars Tonight's high speed chase sees the police racing through the grounds of a Milton Keynes hospital. Also, police stop a speeding driver and realise he can't see! Strong language. (S1, ep 6) 
10:00Babylon 5 Learning Curve Two Minbari rangers-in-training learn a difficult lesson when they visit Babylon 5. A new underworld boss attempts to control DownBelow. (S5, ep 5) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Grey Man The team investigate the murder of a homeless man, who is identified as a former marine and CIA agent with connections to the Mexican cartel. (S6, ep 8) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Traitor Paranoia sweeps through the team when Granger is poisoned by the mole, prompting Hetty to order a lockdown while everyone is investigated. (S6, ep 9) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ma Ke Kahakai McGarrett and Danny stumble upon a dead body during a hike in the jungle. Meanwhile, Kono and Chin Ho's trip home to visit their aunt proves eventful. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho' Opa'i: Five-0 must track down an undercover cop bent on revenge. Sean Combs, rapper, music mogul and possessor of many stage names, guest stars. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:00Monkeys: An Amazing Animal.. ...Family. Biologist Patrick Aryee travels to wild locations across the globe to reveal the amazing stories of how each of the world's primate species came to be. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Weathering Heights Phil is invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news and gets to meet his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (Nathan Fillion). (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook: Luke's party gets an unexpected jumpstart, Cam faces off with his Halloween nemesis and Jay clashes with an old enemy. (S8, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Fat Man And Little Boy Bart's making a killing designing t-shirts, and brings home the Simpsons' bacon when Homer gets the sack. But then comes a very bad business decision... (S16, ep 5) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Yo Leela Leela Fame and fortune goes to Leela's head when she creates a huge children's TV hit, and it's up to Fry and co to administer the necessary reality check. (S8, ep 6) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama All The Presidents' Heads: After figuring out how to travel back in time, Professor Farnsworth decides to right a wrong by revisiting the American Revolution. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Pranksta Rap Bart defies Marge's wishes and goes to a rap benefit gig. In big trouble, he fakes his own kidnapping. 50 Cent guest stars as himself. (S16, ep 9) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons There's Something About Marrying The secret's out! As Springfield legalises gay marriage, one of its fine citizens is going to come out of the closet... (S16, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister Lisa realises the dreams of every little sister on the planet. She gets a restraining order put on her big brother. (S16, ep 11) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Star City Slayer: Oliver hangs up his bow and arrow when he learns William has a secret. But with a serial killer out there, the team need him more than ever. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Time to Shine: Sonny needs his Bravo buddies more than ever when a mission off North Korea traps him in a terrifying situation. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own Corden and the gang are joined by goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
23:00Curfew New & Exclusive. There's trouble when the Volvo and the tow truck crash in the middle of nowhere. Lou and Ruby need spare parts. Fast. But they come at a steep price. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
00:00Road Wars Pete and Jim give chase to a burglar who's not in the mood for stopping, while officers Daz and Rosie raid a suspect's house and more than they bargained for. Strong language. (S5, ep 10) 
01:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 7) 
01:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 8) 
02:00Bounty Hunters New & Exclusive. Money or Barnaby? A broke Nina has to make a tough decision when the Shermans offer her a golden chance to rejoin her family. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:30Comedians Watching Football... ...with Friends. New & Exclusive. Josh Widdicombe, Matt Forde and Stephen Mangan tune into the week's big games for a laugh with Adrian Chiles, John Barnes and Denise van Outen. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
03:00A League Of Their Own A jungle assault course and a duet between James Corden and Anthony Joshua lies in store as the boys welcome him, Mo Farah and Emma Bunton to the show. (S12, ep 2) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 The Paragon of Animals Sheridan plans to use the telepath colony for information gathering, but a crisis threatens the formation of the Interstellar Alliance. (S5, ep 3) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 Covenant A businessman threatens to expose the secrets of alien life to the world, forcing Stargate Command to bring him into the loop. (S8, ep 7) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Nerves jangle as pregnant woolly monkey Piquita approaches her due date. The life of ruffed lemur Blue, however, hangs in the balance. (S3, ep 11)