This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, May 30 2019

06:00Monkey Life A baby marmoset is looking for a new mum and dad. Bachelor chimp Paco is in the wars with an injured toe and a heart scare. Plus the nursery orangs box clever at play time. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life Woolly monkey Piquita may be expecting a new arrival, while Marmosets Hazel and Solomon meet a new arrival themselves. The park receives five unusual nocturnal guests. (S10, ep 2) Also in HD 
07:00Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S2, ep 11) 
07:30Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S2, ep 12) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer How to Raise the Perfect Dog Cesar Millan tries to prove that any puppy can be trained by trying to tame four different breeds with opposing characteristics. (S5, ep 23) Also in HD 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 11) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 12) 
10:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
10:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Predator The Office of Special Projects is charged with finding a missing unmanned aerial vehicle. Can Callen, Hanna and co track it down before any carnage is caused? (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Killshot Callen and the team investigate when a defence contractor is murdered. In a twisty tale, the clues lead them to a suspect with ties to NCIS Director Leon Vance. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Ua 'O'Oloku Ke Anu I Na Mauna (The Chilling Storm Is On The Mountains): The team investigate the death of a diver. McGarrett prepares to propose to Catherine. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ka Papahana Holo Pono (Best Laid Plans): The team investigate the strange death of a wealthy recluse. Adam faces a terrible ordeal at the hands of the Yakuza. (S6, ep 4) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Miracle The team get called in over Christmas when a cartel has its stash of gold bars stolen. Jessica catches the eye of the police commission president. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family The One That Got Away Second season finale. Plans to celebrate Jay's birthday go awry. Mild bad language. (S2, ep 24) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Dude Ranch The critically adored comedy is back with season three. In the first fix, the clan lasso laughs as they head to a dude ranch. Mature themes. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons The Simpsons tell three bloodcurdling tales of horror. Featuring the guest voice of James Earl Jones. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Route Of All Evil Planet Express faces competition from a rival company started up by Dwight and Cubert. Meanwhile, Bender has something potent brewing. (S5, ep 3) 
18:00Futurama Taste Of Freedom In celebration of Freedom Day, Dr Zoidberg eats the Earth flag, for which he is sentenced to death. In retaliation, the Decapodians enslave the entire world. (S5, ep 4) 
18:30The Simpsons Believing he only has one day left to live, Homer tries to cram as much into his remaining hours as possible. Featuring the guest voices of Larry King and George Takei. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Marge tells the kids how she and Homer met and fell in love. Featuring the guest voice of John Lovitz. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons When Homer illegally connects to cable, Lisa worries that her father has broken the eighth commandment. Watch out for the amusing 'So You've Decided To Steal Cable' pamphlet. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
20:00ICC CWC Hlts: England v S Africa The 2019 ICC Cricket World Cup begins as hosts England take on South Africa at The Oval in the opening match. Both sides are looking to win their very first World Cup. Also in HD 
21:00New: There's Something About... ...Movies. New & Exclusive. Who knows their Spielberg from their Scorsese? Miranda Richardson, Rob Beckett, Tom Allen and Emily Mortimer join Alan Carr's movie trivia showdown. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
22:00Blades of Glory Film Will Ferrell and Jon Heder star as figure skaters who are fierce ice rivals... until they're forced to team up. Comedy. Moderate violence/strong language/flashing images. (2007)(93 mins) Also in HD 
00:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell as he takes a swing at current affairs, talks to inspiring knife crime campaigner Mark Prince, and learns to paint with Jo Brand (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
01:00Jamestown New & Exclusive. Disaster looms for Pedro and Maria and Silas is tested by Chacrow's move to Jamestown. Jocelyn goes all out to get the truth from Willmus. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD 
02:00NCIS: Los Angeles Search and Destroy The team scour the streets of LA to find an Iraqi businessman's murderer. In a tricky investigation, the suspect hires a former marine to protect him. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
03:00Hawaii Five-0 Mai ho'oni i ka wai lana malie (Do Not Disturb the Water that is Tranquil): Danger awaits newlyweds Kono and Adam as the slick crime drama returns. (S6, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00Babylon 5 Legacies A Minbari war cruiser arrives at the station to display the body of a recently killed war hero, and things become strained when the soldier's body is stolen. (S1, ep 17) 
05:00Stargate SG-1 The Road Not Taken An experiment goes wrong, leaving Carter trapped in a parallel reality where martial law has been enforced and the Earth is under attack from the Ori. (S10, ep 13) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life There's a special delivery as Alison goes to collect a group of five loris, all the way from Hong Kong, and orang Gordon shows off his skills on the high wire. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD