This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, August 30 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers The jokers must explain why they've been suddenly doused with water while working at the mall. Later, a four-way challenge gets childish as the guys battle to make each other laugh. (S10, E19) 
06:20Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head as toy inventors and must get strangers to approve emails written by the other guys. In a crowded mall's food court, tonight's loser faces their punishment. (S10, E21) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
09:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
10:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
11:00The Middle No Silent Night When the Hecks decide to stay home on Christmas Eve and watch a mass on TV, an unexpected series of events occur. (S7, E10) 
11:30The Middle The Rush Frankie feels useless when Brick decides to go shopping by himself, Sue desires to join a sorority, and Axl helps Mike to use social media for his project. (S7, E11) 
12:00The Middle Birds of a Feather: Axl's first day as an intern isn't exactly what he expected, Mike has to tell Brick that Cindy kissed another boy, and Sue is challenged by her professor... (S7, E12) 
12:30The Middle Floating 50 Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue accidentally tells Devin Axl loves her, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning. (S7, E13) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
13:25Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
13:55Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
14:20Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
14:45Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
15:10Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
15:40Impractical Jokers The guys play "the laugh man standing" challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs. (S11, E21) 
16:05Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q and Murr cruise the food court sending texts to strangers, then throw caution (and groceries) to the wind. (S10, E18) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince - the Movie: Will and Carlton play poker with Jazz but think he is cheating. To get even with Jazz, Will and Carlton make up a story about being in a witness protection program. (S5, E05) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Misery Will has a date with Lisa in a cabin. However, things don't go the way Will thought they would go and he gets more than he bargained for. (S5, E06) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love Hurts While Will and Lisa are on a date, another guy starts to pick on them. Lisa steps in and uses self-defence techniques to get rid of the heckler. Will is embarrassed. (S5, E09) 
19:00My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 2): The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant only to find out that they must share a table with an annoying family, the Tylers. (S2, E17) 
19:30My Wife And Kids Double Date Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So Michael decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies. (S2, E18) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
21:00Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
21:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
22:00Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
22:30Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
23:00South Park Chef Goes Nanners Chef and Uncle Jimbo go head-to-head over South Park's racist flag but the townsfolk aren't fussed either way. Will the flag be made PC? Not if the KKK have a say! (S4, E07) 
23:30South Park Something You Can Do With Your Finger Cartman is convinced that his dream is a sign from God, so corrals the boys into making a boyband called "Fingerbang". He's not happy when Wendy joins! (S4, E08) 
00:00South Park Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? (1): The boys are convinced they will go to hell when they die unless they confess all their sins. Satan is torn between two lovers: Chris and Saddam Hussein. (S4, E09) 
00:30South Park Probably (2): The boys build a church-shaped shack to live in and listen to Cartman the preacher man. Meanwhile, Satan turns to an unlikely source for advice about his relationship woes. (S4, E10) 
01:00Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest Hollywood producers in his James Bond television show concept and leads a roundtable discussion on sex. Borat learns about etiquette. (S2, E05) 
01:35Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G learns about Art and discusses equality with feminist Naomi Wolf. Borat visits a rodeo in the South and Brüno visits Alabama. (S2, E06) 
02:10Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Mark Watson vs. Andrew Maxwell, and Catherine Bohart Vs Sarah Keyworth. (S2, E03) 
02:40Single Parents They Call Me DOCTOR Biscuits! Graham and Rory are cast in their school's production of "Grease," meanwhile, Will is not ready to tell Sophie that he's seeing Dr. Dewan. (S1, E07) 
03:05Jimmy Carr: Being Funny Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs. 
03:50Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfood creations like cactus covered pancakes and turtle tacos to compete for a spot on the menu and a $10K prize in Austin. (S1, E09) 
04:10Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu & a $10K prize in Dallas. A Far East twist on peanut butter & jelly, a dish with spirit, and candy coated game. (S1, E10) 
04:35Are We There Yet? The Bad Dream Episode After Kevin watches "The Sixth Sense," he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep. (S3, E03) 
04:55Are We There Yet? The 22 Episode When the family oversleeps on the morning Lindsey is set to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, it's all hands on deck just to make it to out of the house on time. (S3, E04) 
05:15The Middle Birds of a Feather: Axl's first day as an intern isn't exactly what he expected, Mike has to tell Brick that Cindy kissed another boy, and Sue is challenged by her professor... (S7, E12) 
05:35The Middle Floating 50 Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue accidentally tells Devin Axl loves her, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning. (S7, E13) 
06:00The U.S. Office Business Ethics Following Ryan's recent scandal, Holly holds an ethics seminar. Everyone speaks freely about their behaviour at work and Meredith causes a rift between Michael and Holly. (S5, E03)