This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, April 15 2020

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Winter Wonder Planks joins the roster of brand new obstacles. (S4, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom. (S12, E03) 
09:30Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys play a couple of rounds of "do and say whatever you're told" while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then do some grocery shopping with their fake wives. (S12, E04) 
10:00Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
11:00Friends The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
11:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Babies The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of babies to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E21) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Friends The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of friends to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E22) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Furry Friends The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give our furry friends the Most Ridiculous treatment. So prepare yourself for crazy cats, dumb dogs and loads of other pets causing chaos. (S3, E01) 
14:30Most Ridiculous Idiotic Infants Fancy the funniest clips on the internet? Well, your luck's in as Greg James gives kids the MR treatment. We've got bonkers babies, playground pratfalls and ludicrous little monsters. (S3, E02) 
15:00Most Ridiculous All Abroad The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Narrated by Greg James, it's stuffed full of beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists. (S3, E03) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Brides & Grooms The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give brides & grooms the MR treatment. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Thrill Seekers Greg James is our guide as injury prone Thrill-seekers get the Most Ridiculous treatment. So standby for stupid skaters, comical cyclists, and the true pain of parkour. (S3, E05) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Crazy Kids Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. Greg James is our guide to stupid schoolkids, playtime pratfalls and terrible teenagers. (S3, E06) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Night at the Oprah The Oprah Winfrey Show contact Philip Banks to appear on the show with his family. The Banks travel to Chicago and Will is ecstatic. But there is some unfortunate news. (S3, E09) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Asses to Ashes Philip loses the judge election, and Judge Robertson and Will have words, but Judge Robertson dies after the argument! (S3, E10) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys disrespect strangers at the food court. Later, they pose as tailors and ask strangers to settle ridiculous debates. The punishment involves a cake decorating contest. (S12, E08) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Season 12 The guys play matchmakers at the food court of a mall, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person. (S12, E09) 
19:00Two And A Half Men Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Jake's trouble at school when he draws a picture of a buxom classmate. Alan must see the Principal so leaves Charlie in charge of his office. (S3, E02) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. Can Charlie stop Alan from making a terrible mistake? (S3, E03) 
20:00The U.S. Office Grief Counselling Michael learns that his former boss Ed Truck has died. Michael begins to ponder his own mortality. Meanwhile, Jim and Karen embark on a quest for potato chips. (S3, E04) 
20:30The U.S. Office Initiation Dwight takes Ryan out to the Schrute Family Beet Farm for an initiation session before his first sales call. Jan asks Pam to document Michael's activities for a day. (S3, E05) 
21:00The Ricky Gervais Show This episode features a fan asking Karl which body part he could live without, fan mail questions for Karl, and ''Monkey News". (S1, E06) 
21:35South Park: The Classic Years Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman & Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". They go on a mission to steal the movies. (S6, E09) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
23:00Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High Tune in to find out the real meaning of infinity, why Joe will lie to you on stage, and why Kim Kardashian is the most popular woman in the world. If youčre not paranoid, youčre not paying attention. 
00:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
01:00Impractical Jokers Live... ...One Night Stand Up: Experience the Jokers' riotous live performance as the guys tear up the stage at this sold out show - a mix of stand-up, never-before-seen clips and behind-the-scenes footage! 
02:20Russell Howard's Good News Russell offers up the best bits from series nine of Good News, alongside previously unseen material. He offers his quirky take on the week's global headlines and bizarre news stories. (S9, E09) 
02:50Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; alien sightings, the Hitler house, live gigs on a plane, singing mice, and baby yoga. 
03:40Comedy Central Live Watch an incredible stand-up performance from New Yorker Desiree Burch. She discusses the levels of dating, from nice guys to those who just won't make the wedding photo cut. 
04:05Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey in many accents, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery. (S1, E04) 
04:30The Middle The Par-tay Mike gets into an argument about the plumber, Sue keeps a secret from Frankie, and Brick spends the weekend with Axl to experience college life. (S8, E18) 
04:50The Middle The Confirmation After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp. (S8, E19) 
05:15Last Man Standing Eve's Boyfriend Eve has a new boyfriend but refuses to talk about him. After Vanessa pressures her for some good ol' girl talk, Eve concedes and opens up, much to Vanessa's joy. (S3, E17) 
05:35Last Man Standing Hard-Ass Teacher Eve has decided she wants to go to college at West Point. In order to do so she needs to get straight As, which might be a problem... (S3, E19) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. "It's the most dramatic winter event since Frosty the Snowman melted". (S4, E04)