This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, August 29 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
06:20Impractical Jokers It's hats off for Murr, Sal, Q and Joe when they go to work as strange salesmen in a cap store. Tonight's big loser performs a stand-up comedy routine. (S10, E12) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
10:00Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
10:30Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
11:00The Middle Thanksgiving VII Frankie gets a new job and has to work on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Mike's day of football watching is ruined by a power outage, so he decides to teach Brick poker. (S7, E08) 
11:30The Middle The Convention When the surgery is taken over by a conglomerate, Frankie is informed she must attend a convention - so she ropes Mike into going too! Axl proves popular on Sue's campus. (S7, E09) 
12:00The Middle No Silent Night When the Hecks decide to stay home on Christmas Eve and watch a mass on TV, an unexpected series of events occur. (S7, E10) 
12:30The Middle The Rush Frankie feels useless when Brick decides to go shopping by himself, Sue desires to join a sorority, and Axl helps Mike to use social media for his project. (S7, E11) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
13:55Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take in more than they bargained for while working at a tailor shop, then convince strangers to hand over their cell phones. The big loser sacrifices his childhood. (S8, E13) 
14:20Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
14:45Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
15:15Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
15:40Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
16:10Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
16:35Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince - the Movie: Will and Carlton play poker with Jazz but think he is cheating. To get even with Jazz, Will and Carlton make up a story about being in a witness protection program. (S5, E05) 
19:00My Wife And Kids Road Trip A family outing to see Paul Revere's house in honour of his birthday turns into a nightmare road trip when Jay and Claire get PMS and make the trip unbearable for everybody. (S2, E15) 
19:30My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 1): Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game, but Jay says they're going out for dinner. (S2, E16) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
21:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
21:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
22:00Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
22:30Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Timmy! 2000 The boys copy Timmy's behaviour (who has ADD) in order to get out of doing homework. Timmy is heading for rock stardom - but not if Phil Collins has anything to do with it! (S4, E03) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Quintuplets 2000 After seeing the Cirque Du Cheville the boys decide to start their own circus. The Romanian contorting quintuplets from the show want to stay in USA - can the boys help? (S4, E04) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman joins The North American Man Boy Love Association but does he know what they really want? Meanwhile, Kenny will do anything to stop his parents having a kid. (S4, E05) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years Cherokee Hair Tampons When Kyle falls ill his mum goes to Miss Information's holistic medicine store - can herbs supplied by 2 "native" Americans really help? Guest stars Cheech and Chong. (S4, E06) 
01:00Jimmy Carr: Being Funny Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs. 
02:00Amusical For one night only, hosts Jayde Adams and Kiri Pritchard McLean invite Frank Skinner, Tom Allen, London Hughes and Suzi Ruffell to perform their versions of their favourite songs from musical theatre! 
02:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Mark Watson vs. Andrew Maxwell, and Catherine Bohart Vs Sarah Keyworth. (S2, E03) 
03:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Stephen Bailey vs. Darren Harriott, and Angela Barnes vs. Matt Richardson. (S2, E04) 
03:25Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove. Borat learns about acting and Bruno tries to meet fashion designer Marc Jacobs. (S2, E03) 
03:55Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G leads a roundtable discussion on science and technology, featuring creationist Kent Hovind. Borat visits a spiritual healer and an exercise instructor. (S2, E04) 
04:25Are We There Yet? The Staycation Episode When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever. (S3, E01) 
04:50Are We There Yet? The Thief Episode Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse - but Gigi discovers the missing money... (S3, E02) 
05:10The Middle No Silent Night When the Hecks decide to stay home on Christmas Eve and watch a mass on TV, an unexpected series of events occur. (S7, E10) 
05:35The Middle The Rush Frankie feels useless when Brick decides to go shopping by himself, Sue desires to join a sorority, and Axl helps Mike to use social media for his project. (S7, E11) 
06:00Impractical Jokers The jokers must explain why they've been suddenly doused with water while working at the mall. Later, a four-way challenge gets childish as the guys battle to make each other laugh. (S10, E19)