This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, October 27 2019

06:00Most Ridiculous Pets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13) 
06:25Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Teen Disasters The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. But with Star Bowling and Bridge Ball in their way will any of them claim victory? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E07) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle It's muddy, it's manic, it's Takeshi's Castle. One hundred new recruits face the head bashing Knock Knock and the Human Velcro before attempting the Final Fall. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E08) 
11:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Nyah, Evan, and Manreet as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S2, E05) 
11:30Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Campbell, Nana, and Millie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
12:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
12:50Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
13:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
13:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
14:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
14:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mommy Nearest Will's mother is in town after a broken engagement with Robert. She tells Will that after he graduates, he can move back to Philadelphia. But Will doesn't want to... (S3, E13) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Winner Takes Off In an attempt to get back at Geoffrey, Will and Carlton give him a fake lottery ticket and trick him into thinking he won $26,000,000. As a response, Geoffrey quits! (S3, E14) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Robbing the Banks Philip is quick to judge an ex-con Will urged him to hire as a handyman and temporary assistant after the house is robbed. (S3, E15) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bundle of Joy As Vivian's delivery date approaches, the family fantasizes about what the baby will mean to each of them. Ashley feels all but invisible... (S3, E16) 
19:00Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
19:30Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
20:00Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
21:00Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
21:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
22:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
22:30Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
23:00Friends The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
23:30Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
00:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
00:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
01:00Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
01:30Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
02:00Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
03:00Josh Widdicombe: What Do I Do Now? Josh Widdicombe performs at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. Josh's frustrations are still bubbling over, from his overflowing shower to his contactless card. 
03:45Single Parents Lance Bass Space Camp Will forgets to send in Sophie's deposit for space camp, so he must woo the owner of the company to get her spot at camp back. (S1, E22) 
04:05Single Parents Ketchup Will convinces Angie to confront her ex about leaving her when she was pregnant; meanwhile Poppy internally struggles with who she truly has romantic feelings for. Season Finale. (S1, E23) 
04:25Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. A gunslinger takes aim at contestants as they run through the Qualifer. (S5, E24) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Best Laid Plans Will's girlfriend will not have sex unless they are married, so Will arranges for Jazz to impersonate a priest and performs a fake marriage ceremony. (S3, E17) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Alma Matter Will is accepted to Princeton University, but Carlton is not. At night, Carlton has a vision of his guardian angel - the actual Tom Jones! (S3, E18) 
06:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15)