This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, October 19 2019

06:00Most Ridiculous Mums & Dads Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees parents behaving badly. (S2, E01) 
06:25Most Ridiculous Dogs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode sees man's best friend at their most ridiculous. (S2, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Bikes and Boards Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds bikes and boards the focus! (S2, E05) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Toddlers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode is all about the little kiddie winks! (S2, E06) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the tense Tug of War, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E01) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new set of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of mud as they encounter Stepping Stone and Knock Knock. (S2, E02) 
11:00Takeshi's Castle A new batch of contestants takes on the sticky Human Velcro and the buzzing Honeycomb all to earn their place in the Final attack on the castle. Who will make it? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E03) 
11:25Takeshi's Castle The guards give a push to another group of contestants on Flying Mushroom as they attempt to reach the castle. Who will make it to the final attack? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E04) 
11:55Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
12:20Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
12:45Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
13:10Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
13:35Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Mission Impos-slug-ble When Louise's extensive Burobu card collection gets confiscated at school, she devises a tricky plan to get them back. (S8, E20) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You Just as Bob wonders if his business is worth it, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks him to cater their wedding. (S8, E21) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Bed, Bob & Beyond The children are left confused in the wake of Bob and Linda's argument on Valentine's Day before they decide to tell their own unique stories to distract themselves. (S9, E13) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Every Which Way but Goose Tina is disheartened when Jimmy Jr. fails to ask her out to prom and begins to develop an unhealthy fixation on a certain goose from a nearby park. (S9, E14) 
16:00Bob's Burgers The Fresh Princ-ipal Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be Principal for a Day. Teddy attempts to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers. (S9, E15) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Roamin' Bob-iday: Bob winds up working at a local sandwich shop when the family forces him to take a day off. Meanwhile, a last-minute baby shower is thrown for a female biker group. (S9, E16) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Aunt Who Came to Dinner Aunt Helen arrives unexpectedly and upsets Will and Carlton's plans for a rendezvous with two gorgeous French women and the parents' plans for a Jazz Festival. (S2, E22) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Striptease for Two Carlton tells Will about an insider tip he got on a company's stock, and how they can make thousands. Problem is they'll have to pawn Vivian's bracelet to buy the stock. (S2, E24) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air How I Spent My Summer Vacation Will returns home from spending the summer in Philadelphia with a new look that does not sit well with Philip. Ashley starts to pick up Will's habits. (S3, E01) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
19:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
19:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
20:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
20:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
21:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
21:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
22:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
22:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
23:00Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
23:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
00:00Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
00:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
01:00South Park: The Classic Years Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
01:30South Park: The Classic Years Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
02:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl contemplates the beginnings of the Universe, evolution, recycling, and toilets abroad. (S3, E09) 
02:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen, and Karl discuss the laws of society and civil rights. (S3, E10) 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the freakiest wedding ever, the rabbit grand national, excessively loud porn, and some ancient radio DJs. (S6, E07) 
03:45Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an OAP computer gamer, a man who runs like a monkey, a crime fighting fog machine, and a masturbating policeman. (S6, E08) 
04:30Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
04:50Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
05:10Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
05:35Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
06:00Most Ridiculous Weather Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds weather being the prankster of the piece. (S2, E03)