This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, September 26 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In what movie did Murr appear as an extra? What is wrestler Bully Ray's real-life beef with Sal? And what feline fiasco halted filming for 5 minutes during Sal's cat punishment? (S3, E04) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is the perfect place to film a challenge? What happened to the customers after consuming Q's hot dog smoothie? And what almost prevented Sal's stand-up comedy punishment from happening? (S3, E06) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV show was the inspiration for this episode's opening? How did the guys stay incognito on the cruise? And why wasn't Murr allowed to wear a real captain's uniform? (S3, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The King of Queens Gym Neighbours When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbour Lou Ferrigno so Carrie could lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal with Lou to laze around instead. (S7, E12) 
09:30The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns the horrifying truth about the phrase that he said... (S7, E13) 
10:00The King of Queens Hi, School Doug returns to his old high school to deliver a package to his old coach (Burt Reynolds) and gets embroiled in an embarrasing situation at a sports rally for the football team. (S7, E14) 
10:30The King of Queens Deconstructing Carrie Carrie's 35th birthday is coming up and she begins to worry about how she looks as she gets older. To cheer her up, Doug gets some construction workers to ogle at her. (S7, E15) 
11:00The King of Queens Wish Boned Carrie gets Doug to take Arthur on a recently won game tickets and trip to St. Louis after they make a deal that he never has to do anything with him any more after that. (S7, E17) 
11:30The King of Queens Van Go Carrie gets Holly to go with her to Lowe's, secretly because of her van, a waitress at a restaurant frightens Doug, and Arthur & George pull a casino party to earn some extra cash. (S7, E18) 
11:55The King of Queens Ice Cubed There's a blizzard in Queens so Carrie hurries to buy herself an I-pod, but the clerk doesn't ring the iPod correctly. She soon feels guilty. Doug is out in the storm delivering. (S7, E19) 
12:25The King of Queens Catching Hell Carrie tries to impress a client of the firm she's now working for at a ball game but Doug keeps screwing it up. So she pretends that Spence is her husband instead. (S7, E20) 
12:55The King of Queens Slippery Slope Doug & Carrie go skiing however the trip comes with a catch, a time-share meeting. Danny & Spence also go on the trip pretending to be life partners to get a free weekend. (S7, E21) 
13:25The King of Queens Buy Curious The death of Doug and Carrie's neighbour leads them to contemplate entering the world of real estate flipping, but they suspect Lou Ferrigno is out to quash their dreams. (S7, E22) 
13:50The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
14:20The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
14:45The Middle Super Sunday The Super Bowl is coming up, and the Heck family is planning to spend it together as a family. Sue and Brad enter a square-dancing competition, but Sue can't dance at all. (S2, E13) 
15:15The Middle Valentine's Day II Axl starts dating a girl his parents aren't exactly pleased with, while Sue finds the boy who kissed her during a Halloween hayride, and Brick has a crush on a girl. (S2, E14) 
15:40The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape Frankie finds Brick a friend. Sue and a girlfriend sneak into an R-rated movie. Meanwhile, Axl shoots footage of his sexy biology teacher. (S2, E15) 
16:10The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
16:40Bob's Burgers The Hurt Soccer The family sign Louise up for a soccer league and with Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar. (S8, E12) 
17:10Bob's Burgers Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene Gene is nervous about going to his first sleepover and realises he had a right to be when things don't go as planned. (S8, E13) 
17:35Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
18:05Bob's Burgers Go Tina on the Mountain The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn't let the weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany. (S8, E15) 
18:35Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
19:00Bob's Burgers Boywatch Business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack. Meanwhile, Tina joins the Junior Lifeguards. (S8, E17) 
19:30Bob's Burgers As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belcher's alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf. (S8, E18) 
20:00Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
20:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
21:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
22:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
22:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
23:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
23:30Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
00:00Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
00:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
01:00Ed Gamble At The Comedy Store The superb Ed Gamble introduces funny-man Fin Taylor, the fantastic Mae Martin, and the extremely funny Mo Gilligan. All this and more from the legendary Comedy Store in London. (S5, E01) 
01:35Iain Stirling At The Comedy Store Comedy genius Iain Stirling is at the legendary Comedy Store in London playing host to the brilliantly funny Darren Harriott, the wonderful Jake Lambert, and the amazing Fern Brady. (S5, E02) 
02:05The Alternative Comedy Experience Award winning comedian Kevin Eldon shares tonight's bill with performance poet Paul Hamilton, Trevor Lock, Paul Foot, and superbly funny science nerd Helen Arney. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee. 
02:35The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight Josie Long, Bridget Christie, Maeve Higgins, Helen Keen, and Helen Arney conspire in the first ever all-female stand up show on TV, ruined only by backstage interviews with man Stewart Lee. 
03:00Fresh Off The Boat Measure Twice, Cut Once After Louis buys Kenny Rogers' stake in Cattleman's Ranch back, he starts to doubt his instincts as sole owner. Evan gives up watching Regis and Kathie Lee for Lent. (S4, E18) 
03:25Fresh Off The Boat King in the North Honey plans a vacation before the baby comes, but Jessica turns the trip into a crazy quest. Eddie, Nicole and their friends plan to wear matching suits to the dance. (S4, E19) 
03:45The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
04:10The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
04:30The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
04:55The Middle The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
05:15Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
05:35Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
06:00Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21)