This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, August 14 2020

06:00Naughty Toddlers Caught On Camera Naughty Toddlers is packed full of funny footage, a playpen of viral favourites, and home visits to some of the shows best 'toddler stars'. (S1, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
09:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
11:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
11:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
12:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
12:30Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
13:25Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
13:55Bob's Burgers Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to choose between following policy or her own moral code. Bob finds himself alone. (S7, E19) 
14:20Bob's Burgers Mom, Lies, and Videotape Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her. (S7, E20) 
14:45Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
15:10The King of Queens Flame Resistant After Doug bumps into his ex-girlfriend Margy (Lola Glaudini), she and Doug's mother spend a lot of time together, making Carrie jealous. Doug and Margy get into a argument. (S5, E07) 
15:40The King of Queens Flash Photography At a wedding, Doug is bored and Deacon recalls a story of his own wedding where someone took a photo of their behind. Doug gets inspired... (S5, E08) 
16:05The King of Queens Connect Four After Carrie receives some tickets to four Knicks games from her boss, she tries to find a couple to go with her and Doug. (S5, E09) 
16:35The King of Queens Loaner Car Deacon wants to give his kids a great Thanksgiving but can't do it alone. Doug loans him Carrie. Carrie turns out to be more than he bargained for. Doug enjoys the single life. (S5, E10) 
17:00The Middle Fight or Flight After Axl graduates from college, he heads to Europe for the summer. Meanwhile Brick seeks out his old lawn chair and Sue panics after a minor car scratching incident. (S8, E23) 
17:30The Middle Vive La Hecks Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, sporting a man-bun and embracing a new, chill European outlook on life. (S9, E01) 
18:00The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
18:30The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond What Good Are You Debra starts to choke on a piece of orange, but Ray does nothing. When she accuses him of being useless during emergencies, he talks to his mother. Marie agrees. (S5, E12) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Super Bowl Ray gets two tickets to the Super Bowl and he chooses Gianni to go with him. Frank, Robert, and Debra get very upset, each wanting to be his companion. (S5, E13) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Journal Ray discovers Marie read his diary during middle and high school, and Marie makes him feel guilty for writing the things he did in it for her own interests. (S5, E14) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Silent Partners After an uncomfortable meal at the restaurant, Ray and Debra discover they have nothing to say to each other anymore. They decide to take interest in each other's life. (S5, E15) 
21:00The Cleveland Show Brown History Month Cleveland and Lester are ordered by a judge to work together on a float for the Stoolbend Unity Parade after they get in a fight. (S1, E19) 
21:30The Cleveland Show Cleveland's Angels After Cleveland loses Roberta's college fund to a crooked casino owner, he is forced to resort to extreme measures to get the money back. (S1, E20) 
22:00South Park's Utterly Shocking! Faith Hilling The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? (S16, E03) 
22:30South Park's Utterly Shocking! C**k Magic The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Randy shows them another world of magic tricks! (S18, E08) 
23:00South Park's Utterly Shocking! Bloody Mary Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? (S9, E14) 
23:30South Park's Utterly Shocking! Ginger Cow Cartman's latest prank spins totally out of control, but in a good way - finally there is peace in the Middle East! But why is Kyle eating Cartman's farts and enjoying it?!? (S17, E06) 
00:00Joel Dommett At Soho Theatre Live Joel Dommett takes to the stage, discussing the fails and mishaps of his dating life, the infamous catfishing scandal and the pranks he used to play on his Grandad. 
00:30Nish Kumar At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, Nish Kumar talks problems in rap music, watching erotic movies with his dad, puns of his own name, and re-branding his personality. 
01:00Dara Briain: Crowd Tickler Watch Dara lead the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners, and lightning fast spontaneous gag-making! Recorded at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo. 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
03:00Younger Last Days of Books Liza's separate worlds almost collide again when she convinces Bryce to make a significant contribution to help her favourite bookstore. Kelsey goes out with Lauren. (S3, E03) 
03:25Younger A Night at the Opera Liza and Josh go to the opera and see Charles with a new woman he has met. Bryce proposes a book deal with two YouTube sensations known as the "Stoopid Girls". (S3, E04) 
03:45Bob's Burgers: Latest Season The Handyman Can After a fan he installed causes a fire and burns down Reggy's gazebo, Teddy loses confidence in his handyman skills and refuses to repair the burger store's walk-in. (S10, E19) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Latest Season Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again: Louise and her class go on a sleep-over trip to the aquarium; however, she fears her public toilet phobia will be a problem. And Linda is on a mission. (S10, E20) 
04:30South Park Death Stan's ancient grandfather attempts to trick the boys into killing him. Meanwhile, the parents of South Park lobby a TV network to rid the airwaves of Terrance and Phillip. (S1, E06) 
04:50South Park Pink Eye It's Halloween and Kenny is killed by a falling space station and turned into a zombie by some embalming fluid contaminated with Worcester sauce. The zombie disease spreads. (S1, E07) 
05:15The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
05:35The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
06:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18)