This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, October 17 2019

06:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
06:25Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
10:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
10:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
11:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Snakes on the Plains. (S5, E22) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Bikes and Boards Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds bikes and boards the focus! (S2, E05) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Toddlers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode is all about the little kiddie winks! (S2, E06) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
14:00Bob's Burgers What About Blob? Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club. (S9, E17) 
14:30Bob's Burgers If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? The kids visit a marionette theatre for a school field trip, and Louise gets on the theatre owner's bad side. (S9, E18) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Long Time Listener, First Time Bob Bob meets his personal hero - a renegade radio DJ who now works at the local bowling alley and refuses to compromise. (S9, E19) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Gene Mile When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to secure some tickets. (S9, E20) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
18:00Bob's Burgers The Fresh Princ-ipal Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be Principal for a Day. Teddy attempts to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers. (S9, E15) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Roamin' Bob-iday: Bob winds up working at a local sandwich shop when the family forces him to take a day off. Meanwhile, a last-minute baby shower is thrown for a female biker group. (S9, E16) 
19:00Bob's Burgers What About Blob? Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club. (S9, E17) 
19:30Bob's Burgers If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? The kids visit a marionette theatre for a school field trip, and Louise gets on the theatre owner's bad side. (S9, E18) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air How I Spent My Summer Vacation Will returns home from spending the summer in Philadelphia with a new look that does not sit well with Philip. Ashley starts to pick up Will's habits. (S3, E01) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
21:00Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's... ...Theatre. Lee Evans delivers a wealth of classics including his "How To Be a Comic" self-help vinyl and the mumble your wife makes just after an argument. This award-winner is where it all began! 
22:20South Park: The Classic Years Grey Dawn There's an epidemic in South Park. An epidemic of senior citizen related driving accidents! When their licenses are all revoked they decide to fight back military style! (S7, E10) 
22:50South Park: The Classic Years Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
23:20South Park: The Classic Years All About The Mormons A new family moves to South Park and their son Gary is an unusually perfect Mormon - this angers the boys no end! Will Stan beat him up or go for a family dinner?! (S7, E12) 
23:55Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
00:55Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; MDMA, a West Country George Michael, talking robots, Ed Milliband The Movie, and a porn watching burglar. (S7, E02) 
01:55Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; phone sex lines, a man stuck in a bin, squirrel cam, a sex toy mushroom, gay water, a beered up Bond and David Blaine. (S7, E03) 
02:50Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
03:40Detroiters Trevor Tim's mom convinces him to give his difficult brother a job at Cramblin Duvet, and Sam unexpectedly bonds with Chrissy. (S2, E04) 
04:05TripTank Steve struggles to control his urges around the office, a children's cereal mascot runs into some rotten kids, and Jeff tries to prevent a horrific future. (S2, E03) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Long Time Listener, First Time Bob Bob meets his personal hero - a renegade radio DJ who now works at the local bowling alley and refuses to compromise. (S9, E19) 
04:50Bob's Burgers The Gene Mile When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to secure some tickets. (S9, E20) 
05:15Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Snakes on the Plains. (S5, E22) 
06:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15)