This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, June 4 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Mother's Day Reservations Mike's incompetence threatens to ruin Frankie's Mother's Day. Meanwhile, Frankie asks the kids how they would differ from her as parents. (S6, E23) 
08:35The Middle The Graduate Sue prepares for graduation and worries the day won't go perfectly, Brick gets the opportunity to skip a year in school and Axl grows concerned about Devin's summer pictures. (S6, E24) 
09:00The Middle Not Your Brother's Drop Off The Hecks prepare to drop off Sue & Axl at college, but face obstacles. Brick is worried when Cindy says they should take their relationship to the "next level". (S7, E01) 
09:30The Middle Cutting the Cord Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her roommate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school. (S7, E02) 
10:00The Middle The Shirt Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue puts her foot in it with Devin, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning the bathroom. (S7, E03) 
10:30The Middle Risky Business Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's crazy business ideas. Axl desperately tries to prove that he is capable of riding his dad's motorcycle. (S7, E04) 
11:00Last Man Standing Welcome Baxter Picking up a year after the sixth season finale, Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's visit home from the Air Force Academy. (S7, E01) 
11:30Last Man Standing Man vs. Myth: Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike & Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future. Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby. (S7, E02) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stress Related Will, in his new job on Hillary's show, over medicates an ill Hillary and has to try and protect her chances at getting a new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carlton awaits a phone call. (S6, E03) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
14:00Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
14:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
15:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
15:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
16:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
16:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
17:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
18:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
18:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
19:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
19:30Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
20:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
20:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
21:00Ocean's Twelve Film Within two weeks, Danny Ocean (George Clooney) and his associates must return the money they swindled from a Las Vegas casino tycoon (Andy Garcia) or he will kill them. Brad Pitt co-stars. (2004) 
23:30Funniest Ever Celebrity Moments Clip show featuring stars making fools of themselves. Strictly Come Dancing winner Ore Oduba presents clips of celebs trying to show off the talents they are not usually known for. (S1, E03) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lewis and Harriette will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E07) 
01:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Kaio and Modina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E08) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Stewart Lee, Liza Tarbuck, Alan Cumming, and Susie Essman. (S5, E05) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Chris Addison, Peaches Geldof, David Walliams, and Alex Zane. (S5, E06) 
02:30RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The queens' improvisation skills are tested in an unscripted dating show. Unreal's Constance Zimmer and Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman guest judge. (S3, E03) 
03:45Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Tommy and Georgia from TOWIE will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win cash-money. (S1, E05) 
04:10The Middle Not Your Brother's Drop Off The Hecks prepare to drop off Sue & Axl at college, but face obstacles. Brick is worried when Cindy says they should take their relationship to the "next level". (S7, E01) 
04:35The Middle Cutting the Cord Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her roommate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school. (S7, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.