This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, April 1 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Life In Pieces Pilot As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what life's all about. Colin Hanks stars. (S1, E01) 
08:35Life In Pieces Interruptus Date Breast Movin' Jen hires a breast-feeding consultant couple, Heather and Tim move to a new home with the help of ex-cons, and Joan attempts a family therapy session. (S1, E02) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Life After viewing the bill, Phil snaps Hilary's credit cards in half to prevent her from over-spending anymore on shoes. Hillary asks Will and his friend Tyriq to help her. (S2, E14) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air My Brother's Keeper On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent, Marcus Stokes, who can't afford to lose due to his need for a scholarship. (S2, E15) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
11:00Two And A Half Men A Lungful of Alan Charlie and Alan vie for the affections of an old college friend of Alan's, who has blossomed into a beautiful woman. She, however, has something quite different in mind. (S2, E12) 
11:30Two And A Half Men Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair): When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house, much to Charlie's displeasure. How will they get rid of her? (S2, E13) 
12:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
12:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
13:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
13:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
14:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
15:00Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
15:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
16:00Last Man Standing Private Coach Mike hopes that hiring a private soccer coach for Eve will help her chances of getting a scholarship. But the ladies of the household find themselves quite enamored of him. (S2, E16) 
16:30Last Man Standing The Fight Mike is surprisingly impressed with Ryan when they take Boyd to a baseball game. Mandy gets her laptop and cell phone taken away for failing history. (S2, E17) 
17:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
17:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
18:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
18:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
19:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
19:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
20:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
20:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
21:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Coming from America The Huang family visits Taiwan to attend the wedding of Louis' brother, Gene. Louis is stunned at both Gene's success and how beautiful his fiancée is. (S3, E01) 
21:30New: Fresh Off The Boat Breaking Chains Upon seeing Jessica stressing over keeping the house clean, Louis gets her a maid as a gift, but she takes it as a slap in the face. (S3, E02) 
22:00New: Younger Tattoo You Liza's daughter Caitlin returns from India and, on a night out with the girls, gets a tattoo - from Josh. Diana chips a tooth at an important dinner. (S2, E01) 
22:30New: Younger The Mao Function Things are not going well in bed for Josh and Liza. Kelsey does not feel appreciated at work and considers accepting an offer from a competitor... (S2, E02) 
23:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
23:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; rappers Golly Gosh, the Queen's love of Countdown, The Grand National, monkey police, the rabbit whisperer, and dog yoga. 
00:50Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an erupting volcano, a naked church, porn for the blind, a racist cookbook, the oddest book title of the year, and a sexercise app. 
01:50The Cleveland Show Nightmare on Grace Street Donna makes Cleveland and Rallo spend the night in a haunted house. Meanwhile, Roberta is stuck in love triangle between a vampire and a wolf. (S3, E03) 
02:25The Cleveland Show Skip Day Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland, Jr. was the only student to attend school on "skip day". Rallo gets in a hit-and-run accident with Kendra and her scooter. (S3, E04) 
02:55Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish spend a week in the tough, no-nonsense world of the Argentinian Gauchos, learning how to horse ride and herd cattle across the South American Pampas. (S2, E03) 
03:45The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Life In Pieces Babe Secret Phone Germs Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at the office by their obnoxious co-worker, Jen and Greg vow not to become germaphobes, and John buys Sophia a cell phone. (S1, E05) 
04:35Life In Pieces Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt and Greg go camping. (S1, E07) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.