This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, November 14 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Coffee & Commitment When they are asked to read at the civil union of two friends, Will and Grace verbally spar over her self-serving attitude where Will is responsible for everything. (S3, E11) 
08:35Will & Grace Swimming Pools... Movie Stars: Will and Grace get carried away when they pose as a wealthy couple shopping for homes of the rich-and-famous and visit Sandra Bernhard's posh townhouse. (S3, E12) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
11:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ricky and Roxay will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E02) 
11:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Dion and Travis will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E03) 
12:00Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
12:30Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
13:00Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
13:30Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
14:00Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
14:30Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
15:00Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
15:30Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
16:00Will & Grace Crazy in Love A sports-challenged Will tries to impress his new friend Matt -- a sportscaster -- by checking into a batting cage but it takes Grace to show him what's what. (S3, E13) 
16:30Will & Grace Brothers, A Love Story Will is torn over ending his relationship with Matt, a rising TV sportscaster who is extremely reluctant to let the world know about his sexual preference. (S3, E14) 
17:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
17:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
18:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
18:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
19:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
19:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
20:00New: Blockbusters Dara ” Briain schools our sixth former contestants Seth, Jodie, and Sophie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S2, E08) 
20:30Blockbusters Dara ” Briain schools our sixth former contestants Frank, Zeenah, and Arjuns as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E07) 
21:00Coming To America Film An extremely pampered African Prince (Eddie Murphy) travels to Queens, New York, and goes undercover to find a wife that he can respect for her intelligence and will. James Earl Jones features. (1988) 
23:15Romesh Ranganathan: Irrational The Bafta-nominated star performs his debut stand-up show and takes shots at everyone, from his kids to a stranger in a coffee shop. It's the perfect showcase for his acerbic take on the world. 
00:15South Park Sexual Healing Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the violent new Tiger Woods game. (S14, E01) 
00:45South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be horribly rude but which is hailed as genius. Murder is the answer! (S14, E02) 
01:10South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken Cartman is furious to find that his favourite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary. Randy is less disappointed. (S14, E03) 
01:40South Park You Have 0 Friends Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself - 'Tron' parody ahoy! (S14, E04) 
02:10South Park Cri**led Summer At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him and become champ. The boys sort an intervention as Towelie's drug use is too much! (S14, E07) 
02:40South Park Poor and Stupid Cartman's secret ambition in life is revealed. To become a NASCAR driver! Stan and Kyle convince him he can make the dream a reality but can he win the race of his life? (S14, E08) 
03:05New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is British actor Daniel Kaluuya (Chris in "Get Out"), talking about his new thriller movie "Queen & Slim" (which also features ChloŽ Sevigny). 
03:35Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks bread, wonky vegetables, and cleavage; plus answers questions on Lego and self-pleasure in space. His guests are Jimmy Carr and Darren Harriot. (S2, E01) 
03:55Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks erotic buckaroo and landline phones; plus answers questions on literature and older women. His guests are Joe Lycett and Rhys James. (S2, E02) 
04:20Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
04:40Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.