This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, September 14 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: The Drama The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
08:35Friends: The Drama The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
09:00Friends: The Drama The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
09:30Friends: The Drama The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
10:00Friends: The Drama The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
10:30Friends: The Drama The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
11:00Space Cowboys Film When a retired engineer (Clint Eastwood) is asked to rescue a failing satellite, he insists that his equally old teammates (incl. Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland) accompany him into space. (2000) 
13:30Friends: 25 Years The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
14:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
14:30Friends: 25 Years The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
15:00Friends: 25 Years The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
15:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
16:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
16:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
17:00Friends: 25 Years The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
17:35Friends: 25 Years The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
18:05Friends: 25 Years The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
18:35Friends: 25 Years The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
19:05Zoolander Film Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) is VH1's three time male model of the year, but when Hansel (Owen Wilson) wins the award instead, Zoolander's world turns upside down. Also stars Will Ferrell. (2001) 
21:00Big Momma's House Film In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, FBI agent Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence) decides to impersonate the cantankerous Southern granny Big Momma. (2000) 
23:00Airplane! Film When the crew of a jet are incapacitated due to food poisoning, a rogue pilot with a drinking problem and his ex-girlfriend turned stewardess must bring the plane to a safe landing. (1980) 
00:50Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart performs in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio - where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy. Kevin is in rare form and funny as ever! 
01:50The Cleveland Show Buried Pleasure After Cleveland accidentally discovers Holt's embarrassing secret, he sets Holt up on a date with a woman who turns out to be abusive. (S1, E13) 
02:25The Cleveland Show The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool: Cleveland Jr. vows revenge on his father after he gets him a job at the Broken Stool but later conspires to get him fired. (S1, E14) 
02:50The Cleveland Show Once Upon a Tyne in New York Cleveland takes Donna on a belated honeymoon to New York, but he spends more time with his friends than her. Meanwhile, the kids try to sell a pilot to MTV. (S1, E15) 
03:15The Cleveland Show The Brown Knight Cleveland is hailed as a hero after he protects his wife from a robber at an ATM, even though that isn't exactly what really happened. (S1, E16) 
03:40Lip Sync Battle Serena Williams guest stars in the ultimate husband vs wife battle as tennis legend Andy Roddick takes on actress/supermodel Brooklyn Decker; features tracks by Bruno Mars, Kendrick Lamar! (S5, E03) 
04:05Bad Robots Student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present, drivers battle with a parking ticket machine, and a automated painting assistant decides to help a decorator. (S1, E01) 
04:30Bad Robots This episode features the people vs. the parking meter, the cinema B.O.T.'s office, and Quizimodo, the impossibly unfair pub quiz machine. Features the voices of Rob Delaney. (S1, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.