This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, March 4 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Emergency Contact After having a biopsy, Grace is reunited with her ex-husband, Leo, when he's brought in as her emergency contact. Jack teaches theatre to kids at the community centre. (S9, E03) 
08:35Will & Grace Grandpa Jack When Jack gets reunited with his son, Elliot, he learns he has a grandson. While Will and Jack try to bail Skip out of reform camp, Karen helps Grace get her sexuality back. (S9, E04) 
09:00Will & Grace How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying Grace tries for her biggest job yet: decorating boutique hotels for an obnoxious mogul. Will is surprised at his reaction to making partner. (S9, E05) 
09:30Will & Grace Rosario's Quinceañera After Rosario passes away from a heart attack, Karen decides to throw the party for her that she never had. While Jack struggles to know how to be there for Karen. (S9, E06) 
10:00The U.S. Office Goodbye, Toby (Part 2): Pam accepts a three-month training program in New York, and just as Jim is about to propose to her, Andy publicly proposes to Angela... (S4, E19) 
10:30The U.S. Office Weight Loss (Part 1): Over eight weeks of the summer, a Dunder Mifflin weight-loss initiative causes the branch to diet and become obsessed with their weight. (S5, E01) 
11:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
11:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
12:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
12:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
13:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
14:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
14:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
15:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
15:30Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Inside Probe (Part 2): The Inside Probe investigation continues, revealing the final fate of Ernie and uncovering surprising new revelations... Geraldo Rivera guest stars. (S4, E26) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Dodge's Dad Under pressure, Joy reveals that Little Chubby - the richest businessman in Camden - is Dodge's real dad. Earl tries to get Little Chubby to do his duty to Dodge. Series finale. (S4, E27) 
17:00Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
17:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
18:00Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
18:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
19:00Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
20:00Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
20:30Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
21:00Notting Hill Film The life of simple bookshop owner William (Hugh Grant) changes overnight when he meets and falls in love with Anna (Julia Roberts), the most famous film star in the world. (1999) 
23:30Leap Year Film Anna (Amy Adams) plans to travel to Dublin to propose marriage to her boyfriend Jeremy on Leap Day, because, according to Irish tradition, a man who receives a proposal on leap day must accept. (2010) 
01:35New: The Daily Show Special Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
02:05South Park Insecurity The men folk of South Park get mighty angry when a misunderstanding leads them to believe their wives are having affairs. Cartman takes matters into his own hands! (S16, E10) 
02:35South Park Going Native When Butters starts acting up at school, his parents realize it's time for him to go abroad and learn the ways of his people. Kenny will help him on his rights of passage! (S16, E11) 
03:05South Park A Nightmare On Face Time Randy is excited to buy the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster video rental store for $10,000! But all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place. (S16, E12) 
03:25Bad Robots This episode sees a tourist information machine feed eager tourists a load of nonsense, and Digi-Photomatic sets about pushing the sales of additional extras. (S1, E05) 
03:50Bad Robots Con-Struct-a-Bear is back to give parents a teddy with a twist, while Digi-Photomatic is busy defacing images of poor unsuspecting users as they attempt to get new passport photos. (S1, E06) 
04:15The U.S. Office Survivor Man When Michael is not invited to a company wilderness retreat hosted by Ryan, he decides to prove that he has the ability to survive on his own. (S4, E11) 
04:35The U.S. Office Dinner Party Michael and Jan invite Jim, Pam, Andy, and Angela to a dinner party at the couple's condominium. Michael and Jan begin to argue after the discussion of having children arises. (S4, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.