This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, September 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (1): It's time for Michael to say his goodbyes - will he be able to do it? Meanwhile, Andy asks Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) for help with a big client. (S7, E22) 
08:35The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (2): Deangelo's (special guest-star Will Ferrell) unorthodox negotiation style has Andy squirming. Will Michael manage to say all his goodbyes before leaving for Colorado? (S7, E23) 
08:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love at First Fight One of Vivian's students comes over for dinner and Will tries to impress her but fails. Eventually, Will wins her over but starts taking time away from her studies... (S1, E21) 
09:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Banks Shot Vivian goes away for the weekend, leaving Hilary in charge of the house. Will steals the car keys to go to the pool hall - he winds up losing his money and the car to a hustler. (S1, E22) 
09:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 72 Hours Will makes a bet that Carlton wouldn't last a weekend in Jazz' neighbourhood, Compton. Carlton starts to fulfil the bet and even gets along with the guys in "The Hood". (S1, E23) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Just Infatuation Ashley's birthday is nearing and when the family asks her what she would like she shows a picture of teen singer Little T. Hilary knows T's agent so pulls some strings... (S1, E24) 
10:55Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
11:25Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
11:50Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
12:20Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
12:50Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
13:20Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
13:45Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
14:20Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
14:45Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
15:20Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
15:55My Wife And Kids Not So Hostile Takeover Michael doesn't want Claire going to prom, so he and Jay attend as chaperones and wind up being more popular with the kids than Claire is. (S3, E25) 
16:25My Wife And Kids Graduation (Part 1): It's time for Jr. to graduate high school and move on to college. The problem is Jr. wants to go to the same college as Vanessa. (S3, E26) 
16:50Friends: 25 Years The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
17:25Friends: 25 Years The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
17:55Friends: 25 Years The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
18:55Friends: 25 Years The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
19:35Friends: 25 Years The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
20:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
20:35Friends: 25 Years The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
21:00Michael McIntyre's Big Show This episode Rick Astley sings a classic and his new single and Olly Murs performs. (S2, E04) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Special guest John Legend joins the LSB crew as singer/songwriter Andy Grammer takes on Riverdale's Vanessa Morgan as they battle it out for the LSB championship belt. (S5, E04) 
22:30Lip Sync Battle:Nicole Scherzinger It's a Shania Twain special in the LSB arena, as dancer Derek Hough battles Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger! Featuring a guest appearance from Ms. Twain herself! (S4, E10) 
23:00New: The Ricky Gervais Show Karl explains why he would have liked to join the Army and recounts his most harrowing acts of bravery. (S3, E03) 
23:35New: The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky suggests they play "Room 102", a take on George Orwell's Room 101 from "1984", and asks Karl what he would banish to Room 102 forever. (S3, E04) 
00:00South Park Freemium Isn't Free The Canadian government is making money from a "free" Terrance & Phillip app. No one told Terrance and Phillip! Meanwhile, Randy discovers Stan is addicted to the game! (S18, E06) 
00:35South Park Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
01:00South Park C**k Magic The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Randy shows them another world of magic tricks! (S18, E08) 
01:30South Park #REHASH (1): Kyle is unimpressed with young kids watching others do stuff. Meanwhile, "Lorde" (Randy) is booked to play a concert with Nicki Minaj & Iggy Azalea - can he go through with it? (S18, E09) 
02:00South Park #HappyHolograms (2): Still burning over Ike calling him a Grandpa, Kyle teams up with some stars (including Bill Cosby!) to create the most extravagant televised Holiday Spectacular ever! (S18, E10) 
02:30South Park Stunning and Brave South Park's politically incorrect past catches up with it when the new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his wrath! (S19, E01) 
03:00South Park Where My Country Gone? Mr Garrison is crazy-mad about all the illegal immigrants in South Park - time for a showdown with the familiar looking President of Canada! Cartman has other plans. (S19, E02) 
03:25South Park The City Part of Town Gentrification hits South Park and Kenny's family take the brunt of it! Mr Kim's City Wok, also suffering, hire Kenny as part of their 'child labour force'! (S19, E03) 
03:50South Park You're Not Yelping There's a new craze in town - being a freeloading, online food critic! Kyle's dad and Cartman are leading the way! But just how much will the restaurants stand for? (S19, E04) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.