This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, July 20 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
09:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pants On Fire When Ray retrieves a beer bottle cap from the heat vent, he confesses to a party he had 20 years ago when Marie & Frank were out of town, impressing Frank but angering Marie. (S3, E14) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute When Frank wins "Man of the Year" at his lodge, Robert and Ray are asked to make a video about him. But none of his friends have anything nice to say. (S3, E16) 
11:00The King of Queens Better Camera Doug and Deacon go shopping together for their wives' Christmas presents. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an opportunity when Lou Ferrigno (the 1980s Incredible Hulk) moves next door. (S3, E11) 
11:30The King of Queens Wedding Presence Instead of going to a wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay home and pretend they were there. Arthur gets Spence to participate in a scheme to get discounted shoes. (S3, E12) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat This Is Us (Part 1): Eddie graduates from middle school and is looking forward to starting high school with his crew. But then Jessica sets her sights on a new private school for Evan... (S3, E22) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat This Isn't Us (Part 2): Louis & Jessica make big changes to provide a better life for their family. Michael Bolton starts turning Cattleman's into a merchandising opportunity. Season finale. (S3, E23) 
13:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
13:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
14:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
15:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
15:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
16:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
16:30Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
17:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
18:00Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
19:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
19:30Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat B as in Best Friends: The Huangs move in with Honey and Marvin and quickly make themselves comfortable. Eddie tries to reconcile with his old friends. Michael Bolton cameos. (S4, E01) 
20:30New: Fresh Off The Boat First Day Emery is looking forward to a year of middle school without Eddie or Evan, but is shocked to find Evan on the bus with him because he skipped a grade. Meanwhile, Eddie panics. (S4, E02) 
21:00New: Naughty Toddlers Caught On... ...Camera. It's a series packed full of funny footage, famous faces and interviews with infamous naughty kids. We lift the lid on terrible tots, naughty nippers and boisterous babies. (S1, E03) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers A Fish Called Tina The 8th graders get assigned to mentor the 4th graders, but Tina's efforts to bond with her "little fish" are an unceasing disaster. Bob & Linda work out at the new gym. (S10, E12) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers Three Girls and a Little Wharfy Jessica and her friend Megan are on the search for a sea monster, Louise finds out and ends up joining in. Meanwhile, it's spirit week at school. (S10, E13) 
23:00New: Bob's Burgers Wag the Song Wagstaff School needs a new school song, and Mr. Frond is very wary about which one the students will pick. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda have a fresh hassle from Jimmy Pesto. (S10, E14) 
23:30Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show Film Recorded on the final date of his record-breaking nine nights at the Hammersmith Apollo, Dara is on top form as he effortlessly mixes off the cuff audience interaction with razor sharp material. 
00:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the eighth series. Tonight features; a gay dog, North Korea, Eddie Izzard, a flying flapjack, squeezing breasts, time travel, and erotic radishes. (S8, E11) 
01:30Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks some of his favourite stand-up from across the series. Featuring; Bobby Mair, Lou Sanders, Jarred Christmas, Aisling Bea, Matt Forde, Romesh Ranganathan, and Liam Williams. (S8, E12) 
02:30South Park Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
03:00South Park Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
03:25Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
03:50Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
04:15Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
04:35Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.