This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, January 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Missed Perception J.D. mistakes an elderly woman's happiness as her wish to stop treatment for a fatal illness. Carla desperately tries to gather the hospital staff for a group photo. (S5, E06) 
08:35Scrubs My Way Home In a "Wizard of Oz" homage; J.D. is trying to go home, Elliot needs some brains, Turk searches for a heart donor and Carla worries that she doesn't have courage. (S5, E07) 
09:00The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
09:30The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
10:00Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
10:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
10:55Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
11:25Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
12:05Friends: Season 9 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
12:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
13:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
14:00Friends: Season 10 The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
14:30Friends: Season 10 The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
15:00Friends: Season 10 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
15:30Friends: Season 10 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) The Banker When a potential buyer comes to Dunder Mifflin, Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam pull out all the stops in the hope of impressing him with their high profile contacts. (S6, E14) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Sabre Michael has difficulties accepting the new policies of Sabre and its CEO (Kathy Bates). Michael goes to David Wallace for advice but finds him in unemployment depression. (S6, E15) 
17:00Friends: Season 10 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
17:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
18:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
18:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
19:05Friends: Season 10 The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
19:35Friends: Season 10 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
20:00Friends: The Finale The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why did the Jokers kill the idea of Joe going shirtless in the boxing ring? Which Joker loves to dance, but is terrible at it? And how did the guys mess with Sal before his punishment? (S3, E02) 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now Tina is convinced that she has met the love of her life and pretends to be a boy while she sneaks into a Boyz 4 Now audition to find him. (S9, E01) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers The Taking of Funtime One Two Three Louise, Tina and Gene seek Mr. Fischoeder's assistance with their desperate plan to win a grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade. (S9, E02) 
23:00New: Broad City Stories To celebrate Abbi's 30th birthday, Abbi and Ilana travel from the top of Manhattan to the bottom, running into old and new friends along the way. (S5, E01) 
23:30Zombeavers Film College friends find their weekend of sex and debauchery ruined when deadly zombie beavers swarm their riverside cabin. Bill Burr and John Mayer cameo. (2014) 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35New: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Emmy Award winning Ru Paul's Drag Race returns to Comedy Central as a UK exclusive with the fierce and fabulous All Stars season 4! Expect lip syncs, laughter, and some shady behaviour! 
03:00The Cleveland Show Mr. & Mrs. Brown: Donna is incensed when Cleveland and his mom are mistaken for husband and wife on a visit to a retirement home. Meanwhile, Rallo rips off a candy bar from a vendor. (S4, E21) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Crazy Train Dr. Fist tells Cleveland that Freight Train's newfound kindness to his son may be a sign of dementia. (S4, E22) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Wheel! Of! Family! Donna & Cleveland try to fix the kids' hectic schedules, while Cleveland Jr. finds his pole-dancing talent. Cleveland later finds out that Robert and Dee-Dee are an item. (S4, E23) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.