This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, September 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
08:35Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
09:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
09:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
10:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
10:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
11:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
11:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
12:00Lip Sync Battle: Spider-Man In this "Spider-Man: Homecoming" special, Tom Holland (aka Spider-Man) faces off against Zendaya (aka Michelle "MJ" Jones) - featuring songs by Rihanna and Bruno Mars! (S3, E16) 
12:30Lip Sync Battle: Stranger Things The cast of "Stranger Things" go up against each other in this episode - featuring Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo, Noah Schnapp, and Caleb McLaughlin - plus songs by LL Cool J and Maroon 5! (S3, E19) 
13:00Addams Family Values Film The family, including new addition baby Pubert, must rescue their beloved Uncle Fester (Christopher Lloyd) from his gold-digging new love - the children's nanny Debbie Jellinsky (Joan Cusack). (1993) 
15:00Bring It On Film A cheerleading squad discovers its old captain stole all their routines from an inner-city school and must scramble to compete at this year's championships. Stars Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku. (2000) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
19:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
20:00Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
20:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
21:00White Chicks Film Two disgraced FBI agents go deep undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. Outrageous comedy starring the Wayans brothers. (2004) 
23:15Scary Movie 3 Film Reporter Cindy (Anna Farris) investigates crop circles and killer video tapes - plus helps the President (Leslie Nielsen) prevent an alien invasion! Charlie Sheen & Pamela Anderson also star. (2003) 
01:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
01:30Phil Wang At The Comedy Store Phil Wang hosts this evening's show from the legendary Comedy Store in London. Joining him are the side-splitting Stephen Bailey, the exceptional Huge Davis, and the fabulous Sophie Willan. (S5, E10) 
02:00Rick and Morty A Rickle in Time Having restarted time, Rick, Morty and Summer are in a quantum-uncertain state of existence. An argument leads to the creation of two alternate timelines... (S2, E01) 
02:35Rick and Morty Mortynight Run Rick and Morty try to save a gas life form (special guest voice of Jermaine from Flight of The Conchords) while Jerry resides in a daycare made for Jerrys. (S2, E02) 
03:00The Cleveland Show A Brown Thanksgiving While celebrating Thanksgiving with his parents and family, Cleveland discovers that Donna's Auntie Momma is transgendered. (S1, E07) 
03:25The Cleveland Show From Bed to Worse After tiring of Cleveland's presence at the house, Rallo decides to drive a wedge between Cleveland and Donna by sleeping in their bed. (S1, E08) 
03:50Will & Grace It's a Family Affair Will and Grace end up in an awkward position after Grace invites Will's mum, Marilyn, over as revenge for Will inviting Martin, Grace's dad, to move in. Season finale. (S9, E16) 
04:15Scrubs My New Suit J.D. is forced to show his brother Dan some tough love when he shows up in town, Carla and Turk can't decide on baby names, and Dr. Cox is forced to work with Ted. (S5, E18) 
04:35Scrubs His Story III J.D. is locked in a water tower for the day by (this episode's narrator) The Janitor, Turk sees his "blackness" called into question, and Elliot's intern begins to annoy her. (S5, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.