This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, March 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Home is Where the Heart Attack Is Philip has a serious heart attack while eating a cheeseburger that he bribes Will to buy for him. The family arrives at the hospital except for Carlton... (S4, E10) 
09:00The Middle The Friend Frankie intervenes behind Mike's back to make him a new friend, Brick helps Axl pretend to be smart, and Sue's Wrestler-ettes have a showdown with the real cheerleaders. (S4, E13) 
09:30The Middle The Smile Axl waits to find out if he's been accepted into college, Sue tries to prove that smiling is contagious, and Brick tries to get his parents to buy him an iPad. (S4, E14) 
10:00The Office (U.S.) Livin' The Dream (2): Angela is having serious problems after her split from the Senator, Dwight is finally made manager of the Scranton branch, Andy goes to extremes for his dream! (S9, E23) 
10:30The Office (U.S.) A.A.R.M. (1): With Dwight now permanent manager it's time to run a "no nonsense" branch - so Jim hatches a scheme to mess with Dwight big time! Meanwhile, Andy hits the audition circuit... (S9, E24) 
11:00Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
12:00Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
13:30Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05) 
14:30Friends The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
15:00Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
15:30Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
17:00Friends: A to Z The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
17:30Friends: A to Z The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
18:00Friends: A to Z The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
18:30Friends: A to Z The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
19:00Friends: A to Z The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
19:30Friends: A to Z The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
20:00Friends: A to Z The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
20:30Friends: A to Z The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
21:00Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Film Sherman Klump's inventions, his upcoming marriage to his pretty colleague Denise Gaines, and his reputation are threatened by his evil clone Buddy Love. Eddie Murphy and Janet Jackson star. (2000) 
23:05Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Billy and Nikita will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E04) 
23:35Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Alex Brooker vs. Matt Forde and Sofie Hagan vs. Larry Dean. (S1, E04) 
00:05South Park Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
00:35South Park Up The Down Steroid Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000 prize. (S8, E02) 
01:05New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:40South Park Night of the Living Homeless When a plague of homeless people hits South Park, the boys devise a plan to move them on whilst the adults panic like they're in a zombie movie. (S11, E07) 
02:10South Park Le Petite Tourette Cartman experiences bliss when he discovers that, by pretending to have Tourettes, he can say whatever he likes to whoever he likes! Naturally, national TV beckons. (S11, E08) 
02:35South Park More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
03:00South Park Imaginationland The boys find themselves in a magical land where all of the world's imagination is laid out before them, but Cartman is more interested in getting Kyle to suck his b***s. (S11, E10) 
03:25South Park Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Professor Chaos. (S8, E01) 
03:50South Park Up The Down Steroid Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000 prize. (S8, E02) 
04:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Home is Where the Heart Attack Is Philip has a serious heart attack while eating a cheeseburger that he bribes Will to buy for him. The family arrives at the hospital except for Carlton... (S4, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.