This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, February 28 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Grace Expectations A nervous but optimistic Grace decides it's finally time to tell Leo she is pregnant with his child. ((S8, E16) 
08:35Will & Grace Cowboys and Iranians Jack coerces Will into coming out with him to a gay cowboy bar to meet his new boyfriend Travis. Will soon discovers that Travis is not as perfect as he seems. (S8, E17) 
09:00The U.S. Office Branch Wars Karen, now Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Utica, attempts to lure Stanley away. Pranking Karen for her attempt, Michael and Dwight trick Jim into going on a "panty raid". (S4, E10) 
09:30The U.S. Office Survivor Man When Michael is not invited to a company wilderness retreat hosted by Ryan, he decides to prove that he has the ability to survive on his own. (S4, E11) 
10:00The U.S. Office The Deposition Michael is thrown in the middle of a deposition between Dunder Mifflin and his girlfriend Jan after Jan sues the company for wrongful termination. (S4, E12) 
10:30The U.S. Office Dinner Party Michael and Jan invite Jim, Pam, Andy, and Angela to a dinner party at the couple's condominium. Michael and Jan begin to argue after the discussion of having children arises. (S4, E13) 
11:00Friends: The Good The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
11:30Friends: The Good The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
12:00Friends: The Good The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
12:30Friends: The Good The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
13:00Friends: The Good The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
13:30Friends: The Good The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
14:00Friends: The Good The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
14:30Friends: The Good The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
15:00My Name Is Earl Friends with Benefits Earl visits Joy at her new Witness Protection location to return Mr. Turtle, and stays to help her make new friends. Randy makes a new "friend" while Earl is gone. (S4, E18) 
15:30My Name Is Earl My Name is Alias Darnell's father (Danny Glover) arrives in Camden claiming he needs to make amends with his son. Earl and Randy smell trouble and go to warn Joy and Darnell. (S4, E19) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Chaz Dalton's Space Academy Earl makes up for ruining the space suit that Chaz Dalton wore in space. Meanwhile, Joy gets interested in the social networking website BuddyBook. (S4, E20) 
16:30My Name Is Earl Witch Lady Earl conjures up a karmic plan to atone for all the wicked wrongs he did to an oddball "witch lady" (Betty White). But the golden girl proves to be certifiably unhinged. (S4, E21) 
17:00Friends: The Ugly The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
17:30Friends: The Ugly The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
18:00Friends: The Ugly The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
18:30Friends: The Ugly The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
19:00Friends: The Ugly The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
19:30Friends: The Ugly The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
19:55Friends: The Ugly The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
20:25Friends: The Ugly The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys tag team up at a coffee shop, then play "Pass the Message" at a supermarket. The punishment involves continuous psychological torture. (S12, E14) 
21:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building. (S12, E15) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include; face transplants, Karl's lessons for children, suggestions for redesigning various creatures, and whether Karl would choose Ricky or Stephen to rescue from a sinking ship. (S1, E08) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers Land of the Loft Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night. (S10, E07) 
23:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
23:30Al Murray: Barrel of Fun Live The Pub Landlord is back to serve up his unique, special brew of bar-room banter. The Guv tackles everything from global warming and a PC-world gone mad, to debt and the financial crisis! 
00:30Bad Robots Student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present, drivers battle with a parking ticket machine, and a automated painting assistant decides to help a decorator. (S1, E01) 
01:00Bad Robots This episode features the people vs. the parking meter, the cinema B.O.T.'s office, and Quizimodo, the impossibly unfair pub quiz machine. Features the voices of Rob Delaney. (S1, E02) 
01:30South Park Reverse Cowgirl When Clyde leaves the toilet seat up no one could foresee it would have such dire consequences. The boys' efforts to help him through the aftermath lead to pure madness. (S16, E01) 
02:00South Park Cash For Gold Stan receives jewellery from his grandpa but when the boys discover the scandal behind it they're on a mission to take on the J&G Shopping Network! Cartman has other ideas. (S16, E02) 
02:30South Park Faith Hilling The world of internet memes is spinning out of control, leaving Cartman and Kyle racing to keep up. But what nefarious schemes do interweb cats have up their sleeves? (S16, E03) 
03:00South Park Jewpacabra With Passover and Easter coinciding Eric tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme backfires. (S16, E04) 
03:25The Mick The Dump While chaperoning Ben's school field trip to a trash dump, Mickey and Alba discover that an unfamiliar young boy ended up on the bus for the ride back to school. (S2, E13) 
03:50The Mick The Church Mickey and the gang accompany Alba to church, after she admits she may have a substance abuse problem. When she invites her priest over, the Pembertons take a liking to him. (S2, E14) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building. (S12, E15) 
04:35The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 2): At the party, Dwight and Michael kidnap a pizza delivery boy. Andy decides to pursue Angela, to Dwight's dismay. (S4, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.