This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, September 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
09:00The U.S. Office The Search Jim is called away to an emergency, leaving Michael without his wallet or phone at a gas station - time for a walkabout then... Dwight, Erin and Holly soon initiate a "man hunt"! (S7, E15) 
09:30The U.S. Office PDA Michael and Holly are dating and their inappropriate behaviour soon has the office agitated. Gabe sets Erin a Valentine's Day treasure hunt, so she enlists a little help from Andy. (S7, E16) 
10:00The U.S. Office Threat Level Midnight Michael has been making a movie for years and it's finally ready to be seen! Can Michael Scarn, secret agent, stop Goldenface from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game? (S7, E17) 
10:30The U.S. Office Todd Packer Travelling salesman Todd returns to the office looking for a desk job - much to the dismay of everyone except Michael. Can Jim and Dwight work together for the greater good? (S7, E18) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
13:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
13:30Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
15:55My Wife And Kids Jr.'s Risky Business (Part 2): After Jay and Michel find their son Jr. in bed with his new found girlfriend Vanessa, Michael thinks it best that he kick Jr. out of the house. (S3, E18) 
16:25My Wife And Kids Jury Duty Jay and Michael wind up on jury duty in the same trial case, and Michael belittles Jay when she's the only one who votes not guilty. (S3, E19) 
16:55Friends: 25 Years The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
17:25Friends: 25 Years The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
17:50Friends: 25 Years The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
18:25Friends: 25 Years The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
19:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
19:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
20:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
20:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
21:00Friends with Benefits Film Jamie (Mila Kunis) and Dylan (Justin Timberlake) decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications. (2011) 
23:15A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas Film Six years after their last adventure, stoner buds Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) cause a holiday fracas by inadvertently burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree. (2011) 
00:55South Park Helen Keller! The Musical The boys stage a Thanksgiving play about the life of author Helen Keller, starring Timmy as Helen. There's trouble involving his favourite turkey, Gobbles. (S4, E13) 
01:25South Park Pip (a.k.a. Great Expectations): South Park's unusual version of the classic Dickens tale, featuring robot monkeys and the Genesis Device! Narrated in vision by Malcolm McDowell. (S4, E14) 
01:55South Park Fat Camp Cartman is sent to fat camp in order to resolve his weight problem but all is not as it seems when he returns skinny. Kenny gets his own TV show where he performs disgusting acts. (S4, E15) 
02:25South Park The Wacky Molestation Adventure Kyle has his parents arrested so he can go to a concert but things get out of hand and it's not long before there are no adults left in town! (S4, E16) 
02:55South Park A Very Crappy Christmas When Mr Hankey fails to show up at Christmas time the boys go looking for him in the sewers. Can the gang revive the spirit of Christmas with their own cartoon? (S4, E17) 
03:20South Park It Hits The Fan Swearing on a TV show leads to mass profanity in South Park. What does this have to do with The Black Death?! The you-know-what-hits the fan 162 times in this ep! (S5, E01) 
03:40New: The Daily Show Brand new. Joining Trevor tonight is New York Times reporters Jodi Kantor & Megan Twohey, talking about their new book "She Said: Breaking the Sexual Harassment Story That Helped Ignite a Movement". 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.