This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, October 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Alley Cats When Rob and Ellen admit that they don't have fun playing games with Will and Grace because of Grace's competitive nature, Grace works to change her image. (S1, E21) 
08:35Will & Grace Object Of My Rejection After Grace contemplates a renewed relationship with her ex-fiancée, Danny, she and Will re-think their living situation. Season finale. (S1, E22) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum At Vivian's Lamaze class, Will meets a pregnant sportswriter (Vanessa Williams), who takes him to a game, and delivers more than just fun. (S3, E11) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Cold War Carlton is very depressed after being rejected by Paula, unaware that she has left him for Will. Meanwhile, Philip and Vivian receive an envelope from their doctor... (S3, E12) 
10:00The U.S. Office Lotto The entire warehouse staff quits after winning the lottery, leaving Andy and Darryl to scramble for replacements, while Jim, Kevin, Erin get a taste of the warehouse life. (S8, E03) 
10:30The U.S. Office Garden Party Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, with his parents (Stephen Collins and Dee Wallace) and brother (Josh Groban) in attendance. (S8, E04) 
11:00Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
11:30Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
12:00Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
12:30Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
13:00Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
13:30Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
14:00Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
14:30Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
15:00Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
15:30Friends: Monica's Best Episodes The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
16:00Will & Grace Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner Grace wants to prove that she's not completely dependent upon Will by moving to the apartment across the hall. (S2, E01) 
16:30Will & Grace Election Grace discovers that Will has certain perks in his apartment, such as a working fireplace, that other tenants, like her, don't have. (S2, E02) 
17:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
17:30Friends: Joey Week The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
18:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
18:30Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
19:00Friends: Joey Week The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
19:30Friends: Joey Week The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
20:00Friends: Joey Week The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
20:30Friends: Joey Week The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
21:00Daredevil Film Attorney Matt Murdock (Ben Affleck) is blind, but his other four senses function with superhuman sharpness. At night, he is Daredevil, a masked vigilante, a relentless avenger of justice. (2003) 
23:00New: Lip Sync Battle Latin heartthrob Prince Royce and singer/internet sensation Lele Pons heat things up on the LSB stage as they compete for the coveted championship belt. (S5, E09) 
23:30New: Lip Sync Battle It's a Real Housewives... franchise special as Ramona Singer and Melissa Gorga step into the arena for an action-packed competition, but only one will emerge a champion. (S4, E13) 
00:00South Park The Death of Eric Cartman Everyone decides to ignore Cartman! He is convinced he is dead and must find peace by making amends for his past sins. Will Butters' 'psychic ability' help him? (S9, E06) 
00:30South Park Erection Day Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of his own, so he tries to control his raging hormones in time to perform his comedy routine at the School Talent Show. (S9, E07) 
01:00South Park Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! (S9, E08) 
01:30South Park Marjorine Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09) 
02:00South Park Follow That Egg In a bid to prevent Mr. Slave from marrying Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison forces the children to help him in an experiment to prove that gay marriages are unstable. (S9. E10) 
02:30South Park Ginger Kids After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11) 
03:00South Park Free Willzyx The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13) 
03:25South Park Bloody Mary Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? (S9, E14) 
03:50South Park The Return of Chef The boys notice that Chef is acting weird after returning from the 'The Super Adventure Club'. Why is he trying to seduce them? Can a trip to a strip joint help? (S10, E01) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.