This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, April 2 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Life In Pieces Sleepy Email Brunch Tree Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family. John, Matt and Greg try to prove their masculinity by cutting down a tree. (S1, E03) 
08:35Life In Pieces Prison Baby Golf Picking The siblings congratulate Greg for standing up to Joan. Matt and Greg discourage Tim from beating John at golf and Sophia gets a peanut stuck up her nose. (S1, E04) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Community Action Jazz stays at the Banks house but abuses their hospitality. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. (S2, E17) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposť when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
11:00Two And A Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconut After Evelyn hurts Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives. Will it be that easy? (S2, E14) 
11:30Two And A Half Men Smell the Umbrella Stand Alan is all worrisome so Charlie suggests a nice, relaxing trip to Las Vegas. However, Jake becomes ill beforehand - will they do the right, responsible thing? (S2, E15) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
13:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
13:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
15:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
15:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
16:00Last Man Standing College Girl When Mandy gets accepted to not one but two colleges, Kristin realizes it's time to reevaluate where she is in her life. Season finale. (S2, E18) 
16:30Last Man Standing Driving Lessons Although Mike is having a great time teaching Eve how to drive, he thinks Vanessa should take over so she can have a chance to bond with her daughter. (S3, E02) 
17:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
18:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
19:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
19:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
20:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
20:30New: Gods of the Game Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Rebecca Adlington, Raymond Van Barneveld, and Hannah Cockcroft in surreal contests. (S1, E03) 
21:00The Longest Yard Film Washed-up quarter back (Adam Sandler) ends up in jail after a drunken night, and is ordered to put together an American football team to take on the guards; with Chris Rock and Terry Crews. (2005) 
23:15Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
00:20Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Russell running the London Marathon, cross-dressing school kids, Facebook causing syphilis, OAP sexting, and Stephen Hawking on aliens. 
01:15Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the perfect football song, a naked art project, Mr Asbo the swan, porn lovers in America, and the baby weeping content in Tokyo. 
02:10The Cleveland Show Yemen Party When Donna joins a women's support group and starts to complain about how Cleveland treats her, Cleveland dresses up as a woman to infiltrate the group. (S3, E05) 
02:40The Cleveland Show Sex and the Biddy When Murray gets a girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo discovers she is after Murray's money and tries to save him from making a mistake. Donna signs Cleveland up for the gym. (S3, E06) 
03:05Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar go up against the rock lifters of Tahiti in a strongman competition, where the events include a fruit race and a dance off. (S2, E04) 
03:50The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Life In Pieces Godparent Turkey Corn Farts Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen's cauliflower dish. (S1, E08) 
04:35Life In Pieces Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they've had in months. (S1, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.