This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, October 17 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Job Hilary gets a job on television as a weathergirl and finds herself attracted to the anchorman, Trevor Collins. (S3, E04) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
10:00Will & Grace Big Brother Is Coming (2): A wary Grace tells Will of her romance with his brother, Sam, and unleashes an avalanche of resentment. Will wrestles with sibling rivalry. (S1, E15) 
10:30Will & Grace Yours, Mine or Ours Stunned to find they have a 'date' with the same guy, Will and Grace compete for the affections of a handsome, charming new neighbour at dinner. (S1, E16) 
10:55Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
11:25Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
11:55Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
12:25Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
12:55Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
13:25Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
14:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
14:30Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
15:00Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With Ross's Grant Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06) 
15:35Friends: Ross' Best Episodes The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
16:00Will & Grace Secrets & Lays The gang retreats to a cabin in Vermont for the weekend, where Grace rekindles romance with an old flame and tries to hide the fling from Will. (S1, E17) 
16:30Will & Grace Grace, Replaced Will finds a 'substitute Grace' in Val, a new neighbour who is available for plans with Will while Grace is consumed with work. Grace fears that she has been replaced. (S1, E18) 
17:00Friends: Monica Week The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
17:30Friends: Monica Week The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
17:55Friends: Monica Week The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
18:30Friends: Monica Week The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
18:55Friends: Monica Week The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
19:30Friends: Monica Week The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
20:00New: Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Jason, Evie, and Mia as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S2, E04) 
20:30Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Marshall, Molly, and Samuel as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E02) 
21:00Zombieland Film A shy student (Jesse Eisenberg), a gun-toting tough guy (Woody Harrelson), and a pair of sisters (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin) join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America. (2009) 
22:55Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
23:55The Ricky Gervais Show Karl contemplates the beginnings of the Universe, evolution, recycling, and toilets abroad. (S3, E09) 
00:30The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen, and Karl discuss the laws of society and civil rights. (S3, E10) 
01:00South Park Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset: Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "***** off!" (S8, E12) 
01:35South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - and the police believe it too! (S8, E13) 
02:00South Park Woodland Critter Christmas Stan finds talking animals building a Christmas tree in the woods. They enlist him to protect them from an evil mountain lion but things aren't what they seem. (S8, E14) 
02:30South Park Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mr Garrison has a sex change, Kyle has an unusual operation to make him tall and athletic enough to play basketball and Kyle's dad has "dolphinoplasty"!?! (S9, E01) 
03:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The queens impersonate celebrities in a quick-witted TV game show. Fashion designer Marc Jacobs stops by the workroom. Kristin Chenoweth (Wicked) and Nicole Byer (Girl Code) guest judge. (S3, E04) 
03:45New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight are Cyntoia Brown-Long, talking about her book "Free Cyntoia: My Search for Redemption...", and comedian/actor Ali Wong, talking about her book "Dear Girls: Intimate Tales...". 
04:15Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.