This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, March 21 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air All Guts, No Glory Will withdraws from a difficult college philosophy class then regrets his decision when he realises that the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever known. (S4, E03) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father of the Year When Will tries to impress a beautiful college girl (Tyra Banks) by pretending to be a single father, using his new infant cousin, he ends up in a whole heap of trouble. (S4, E04) 
09:00The Middle The Safe Frankie begins dental hygienist school, Axl becomes attracted to his new tutor, and Sue and Brick find a new way to make money for the family. (S4, E07) 
09:30The Middle Thanksgiving IV Frankie's bickering parents come for Thanksgiving, Axl's football comeback may be postponed, Sue's mascot head is stolen, and Brick is fascinated by a new book. (S4, E08) 
10:00The Office (U.S.) Moving On (2): it's hosing time for Dwight's Aunt Shirley!, Andy comes up with a plan to throw a spanner in the works for Erin and Pete, and Pam's job interview doesn't go as Jim would like. (S9, E17) 
10:30The Office (U.S.) The Farm When Dwight's Aunt Shirley dies she has a suitably bizarre funeral. Todd Packer shows up at the office announcing he's in recovery and looking for forgiveness. Can the gang do it? (S9, E18) 
11:00Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
11:30Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
12:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
12:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
13:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
13:30Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
14:00Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
14:35Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
15:05Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
16:05Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
16:35Impractical Jokers The guys head to the park asking strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about real estate. The loser finds himself in a harrowing race to the finish. (S8, E10) 
17:00Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
17:30Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
18:00Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
18:30Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
19:00Friends: Quiz Time The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
19:30Friends: Quiz Time The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
20:00New: Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Emma, Eddy, and Alex as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E01) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Billy and Nikita will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E04) 
21:0021 Jump Street Film Underachieving cops Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) become undercover cops at a local high school to try and shut down a dangerous drug ring. (2012) 
23:15Impractical Jokers The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, make headlines for all the wrong reasons, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips. (S11, E23) 
23:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How was the creepy voice changer made for "Devil Voices"? What penguin tips did Murr learn as a zookeeper? And what other epic punishment was shot on the same day as Sal's corn maze fiasco? (S3, E10) 
00:10Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G spends the day at Philadelphia's Police Department and later interviews astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Borat visits a dating agency, and Brüno visits New York for fashion week. (S2, E01) 
00:50Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem to a baseball crowd. (S2, E02) 
01:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Republican Representative for Texas Will Hurd - an outspoken congressman who left a promising career in the CIA and became a rising Republican star. 
01:55South Park Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
02:30South Park Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13) 
02:55South Park Stanley's Cup In a parody of underdog sports films, Stan is sentenced to community service and ends up coaching the Park County Pee-Wee hockey team - can he turn these losers into winners? (S10, E14) 
03:20The Office (U.S.) Couple's Discount It's the last day in the office before Andy returns, so everyone decides on a trip to the mall - but they're in for a surprise on their return... (S9, E15) 
03:45The Office (U.S.) Moving On (1): Erin & Pete start a secret relationship - how long before Andy finds out? Dwight enlists Angela to help him deal with his rude, dirty aunt. (S9, E16) 
04:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air All Guts, No Glory Will withdraws from a difficult college philosophy class then regrets his decision when he realises that the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever known. (S4, E03) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father of the Year When Will tries to impress a beautiful college girl (Tyra Banks) by pretending to be a single father, using his new infant cousin, he ends up in a whole heap of trouble. (S4, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.