This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Tuesday, September 17 2019

06:00Sam & Cat Texting Competition Cat discovers Sam is really fast at texting and convinces her to compete in a competition against a boy, Butler. Dice tries to avoid an annoying old friend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad Fight for Your Knight to Party Ciara wants to bake the King a birthday cake, but she and the Phoenix Squad need the help of an old enemy who is cooking up his own plans for revenge. (S1, ep 17) 
07:00The Thundermans Stealing Home Hank and Phoebe think the house has been robbed when they discover the furniture missing, but Max admits he hid everything and forces them to earn it all back. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD. 
07:31Henry Danger Grand Theft Otto Piper's school parrot, Otto, starts to repeat "Henry is Kid Danger!" Henry and Jasper have to stall until Ray, Charlotte, and Schwoz can find a way to fix things. (S5, ep 11) 
08:00Henry Danger Diamonds Are For Heather Kid Danger and Captain Man are called to the Swellview Museum of Stools and Jewels to protect the rare Neal Diamond from being stolen. (S4, ep 17) 
08:31The Thundermans Up, Up, and Vacay The family win a dream holiday, but have different ideas about where to go. When they can't agree, they enter as two different teams, boys vs girls. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Call of Lunch Duty Phoebe discovers that Max is behind the latest pranks at school, but when she refuses to give up his secret to the principal, she must face the consequences. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD 
09:31Game Shakers Tiny Pickles Babe and Kenzie's new game is ready, but Dub promises the world another game based on a crazy dream he had. The kids make his game and it's terrible. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
10:00Game Shakers Lost on the Subway The Game Shakers take the subway to a boxing game pitch, but forget the gloves and send Trip and Hudson back for them. Dub goes to save Trip from the subway. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
10:31Victorious Robbie Sells Rex Mason Thornesmith's bratty 12 year-old kid wants to buy Rex from Robbie. Meanwhile, a masked flour thrower is on the loose in Hollywood Arts. (S3, ep 21) Also in HD. 
11:00Sam & Cat BlueDogSoda When their favourite drink is banned, Sam and Cat begin making their own version instead. When they start selling it, the authorities come knocking at their door! (S1, ep 27) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat BrainCrush Sam and Cat notice that everyone is becoming obsessed with a new phone game called Brain Crush. The game even distracts the audience at Cat's one woman show. (S1, ep 26) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Parks & T-Rex Preoccupied with Z-Force training, Phoebe & Max learn that they've forgotten special family events. Wanting to make it up, Phoebe plans a family fun day. (S4, ep 9) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans He Got Game Night Hank raises the stakes of family game night to a new high, and each member of the family will do whatever it takes to win the grand prize. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad Fight for Your Knight to Party Ciara wants to bake the King a birthday cake, but she and the Phoenix Squad need the help of an old enemy who is cooking up his own plans for revenge. (S1, ep 17) 
13:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Great Mullet Caper The Quads are judgmental when it comes to Tom and Anne's plans for the new cafe, but a wild adventure teaches them not to be so quick to judge. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quads must behave for two days and resist opening a mysterious present, but quickly find out how badly things can go if they don't follow the rules. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD. 
14:31The Thundermans Are You Afraid of the Park? Max and Phoebe start a fight between Billy and Nora so they can avoid riding a roller coaster, but it all backfires when things get out of control. (S3, ep 5) Also in HD. 
15:00Henry Danger Kid Grounded When Henry is caught sneaking out at night, he is grounded, keeping him from his crime-fighting duties. Piper drives him crazy at home. Charlotte becomes sidekick. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
15:31Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn After Mae starts to spend more time with her boyfriend, Dawn gets jealous so enlists Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky to separate them so that she can have her friend back. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
16:31Knight Squad Take Me Home to Knight Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con. Arc stands up for himself, but soon is stuck in his father's schemes. (S1, ep 13) 
17:00The Thundermans Floral Support Max uses Phoebe to help retrieve his chronicle of evil deeds from the school's confiscation closet, but goes too far in breaking her trust to pull off his plan. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
17:29New: Henry Danger The Whole Bilsky Family Henry's nerves are put the test when Piper invites her new boyfriend and his family over for dinner. (S5, ep 12) 
18:00Henry Danger The Time Jerker When Kid Danger and Captain Man battle the Time Bandit, Kid Danger accidentally falls into the Time Bandit's time machine and relives the same day over again. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
18:31The Thundermans It's Not What You Link Max and Link fight, so Phoebe helps them become friends. When Link starts spending more time with Max than her, Phoebe's plan may have worked too well. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD. 
19:00Henry Danger The Whole Bilsky Family Henry's nerves are put the test when Piper invites her new boyfriend and his family over for dinner. (S5, ep 12) 
19:31Victorious The Gorilla Club In an effort to take more risks as an actress, Tori goes to an underground spot called The Gorilla Club. Andre and Robbie lose a very interesting bet to Jade. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
20:00I am Frankie I am a Puppet on a String: When Frankie starts missing Cole, Dayton suggests they make a care package to send to him. At WARPA, Cole and Kingston attempt to call Dayton for help. (S2, ep 19) 
20:31House of Anubis House of Sisters The Sibunas find the real Miss Denby, who has some revelations for them. Jerome sets his sights on Willow. Joy boosts her confidence with a brand new look. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD. 
21:00WITS Academy Ruby becomes nice after being hit by her own docile spell. Meanwhile, Andi investigates how Ruby can perform magic and Cameron is suspected to be the escaped fugitive. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD. 
21:31Victorious Robarazzi Tori suggests Robbie get videos of students' everyday lives to increase his blog traffic. When the camera is turned on Tori, she asks him to stop - but he doesn't! (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
22:00Victorious Beck Falls for Tori When Tori gets her big break acting in a movie, she's confronted with the consequences of lying on her resume when she's asked to perform a big stunt. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
22:31Victorious Robbie Sells Rex Mason Thornesmith's bratty 12 year-old kid wants to buy Rex from Robbie. Meanwhile, a masked flour thrower is on the loose in Hollywood Arts. (S3, ep 21) Also in HD. 
23:00Drake and Josh Smart Girl When Drake falls for a smart girl, it's up to Josh to teach him everything he needs to know to impress her. (S2, ep 6) 
23:31iCarly iGo Nuclear When Carly, Sam, and Freddie get an assignment at school to create a project that benefits the environment, Carly ends up building an illegal nuclear generator! (S2, ep 14) Also in HD. 
00:00The Thundermans Who's Your Mommy? Max and Phoebe accidentally sell one of Barb's superhero utility belts to a superfan at the family's garage sale, and must get it back before she finds out. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
00:30The Thundermans The Amazing Rat Race Max turns Billy into the world's fastest rat. Billy, getting a taste for running at super-speed, decides he does not want to go back to his human self. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD. 
01:00Henry Danger Balloons of Doom When Dr. Minyak takes the Man Fans hostage, Captain Man and Kid Danger have to find a way to rescue them without Dr. Minyak seeing them move. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
01:25Henry Danger Sick & Wired Thinking that Henry is not telling the truth about being sick, Ray plants cameras and microphones in Henry's house to catch him in a lie. (S4, ep 4) 
01:50Renford Rejects Colonel Phillips Ben joins the cadets, thinking that it is his destiny to become a military leader. But his dreams are shattered when he finds out that Stoker is the leader of the Cadets. (S2, ep 11) 
02:15Renford Rejects We Love You Stoker When Stoker resigns from school, Vinnie is given the impossible task of preparing Stoker's tribute video. (S2, ep 12) 
02:40Winx Club The Magical Union The Winx face their first challenge and obtain the gem of self-confidence. The Trix and Tritannus' mutants attack Gardenia to get more pollutants. (Series 5, episode 7) Also in HD. 
03:05Winx Club Secret of the Ruby Reef Tritannus transforms his family into mutant monsters. A musical riddle sends the Winx to Melody, as Musa is transformed into a monster. (Series 5, episode 8) Also in HD. 
03:30House of Anubis House of Hustle Victor confiscates KT's key. When Jerome begs Patricia for help she strikes a deal. The Sibunas discover that the adults have plans... how will they stop them? (S3, ep17) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Set-up Mr Sweet steals the bracelet from Eddie and a revelation leaves Sibuna stunned. Jerome worries that Mara and Willow working together will threaten his secret. (S3, ep18) Also in HD. 
04:30Henry Danger Brawl in the Hall When Charlotte is challenged to a fight at school, Captain Man and Kid Danger step in to try and help Charlotte defend herself. (S4, ep 5) 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Artist Unknown When an eager Spongebob enrols in Squidward's community art class, it looks like student Spongebob is a creative genius, while teacher Squidward is a talentless buffoon. 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants Jellyfish Hunter When money hungry Mr. Krabs discovers that customers love SpongeBob's special jellyfish jelly Krabby Patty, he convinces SpongeBob to bring him as many of the jellyfish as he can. 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants The Fry Cook Games Mr Krabs enters SpongeBob in the Fry Cook Games. Patrick wants to join in, but he's not a fry cook. So he gets a job at The Chum Bucket - and the competition is on! 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm A large worm is terrorising Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob is terrified of it. Sandy thinks SpongeBob is chicken and drags him out into the wilderness to take the worm on. 
06:00Sam & Cat Momma Goomer Goomer's mom is coming to visit, but has no idea that her son is an MMA fighter. Dice needs help to convince Goomer's mom that Goomer is really a teacher. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD.