This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Thursday, April 9 2020

06:00The Thundermans Kiss Me, Nate Max is nervous when his girlfriend auditions for the romantic lead opposite a cute boy in the school play, and he convinces Phoebe to audition for the same role. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD. 
06:31The Thundermans I'm Gonna Forget You, Sucka After Cherry posts a photo revealing the Thundermans' secret, the Hero League forces Phoebe to end the relationship with her best friend. (S3, ep 17) Also in HD. 
07:00Sam & Cat Peezy B: Sam gets a job as the assistant to the rap star Peezy B. Meanwhile, Cat finds babysitting much more challenging without Sam around to help. Guest starring Kel Mitchell. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD 
07:31Sam & Cat My Poober Sam and Cat are charged with getting a babysitting client to give up her "Poober" - her ratty old stuffed animal. This proves more difficult than it first appears. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger The Rock Box Dump When a report comes out that Kid Danger's super power is actually an illness, Kid Danger has to convince Swellview that it is a huge misunderstanding. (S4, ep 6) 
08:31Henry Danger Secret Room Captain Man reveals a secret room in the Man Cave. Jealous, Charlotte, Jasper and Schwoz make a cooler room, causing a fight over who gets the better room. (S5, ep 13) 
09:00Horrid Henry Eternal Schoolboy Henry realises that if he isn't careful he's going to be at Ashton Primary for ever and ever. Now that's a scary thought! (S5, ep 13) 
09:15Horrid Henry How To Be Good Henry decides to step up his game, as he learns how to be a good son! (S5, ep 14) 
09:30Horrid Henry Horrid Henry On Trial When Peter is rewarded for something that Henry has done, Henry decides to make sure that justice is done too. (S2, ep 38) 
09:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Go Kart Dad and Henry are building a Go Kart, and it's going to be the biggest and the best you've ever seen! (S2, ep 34) 
10:00The Thundermans Ditch Day Max and Phoebe use their powers on Ditch Day, but when they remember the school has security cameras, they get Billy and Nora's help to keep their secret a secret! (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
10:31The Thundermans Phoebe's a Clone When Phoebe becomes too busy, Max helps her by creating a clone so she can be in two places at once. But the clone starts making trouble for the real Phoebe! (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
11:00Knight Squad A Thief in the Knight (Part 1): Arc convinces Ciara to show him the famed Dragon Crystals, which protect the kingdom. After a crystal goes missing, Arc is arrested. (S1, ep 10) 
11:31Knight Squad A Thief in the Knight (Part 2): Arc's friends question whether they can trust him while he tries to find the crystal and clear his name. (S1, ep 11) 
12:00Blurt When a kid puts on a mysterious set of VR glasses, he has to say everything he thinks out loud, and finds that sometimes you have to speak up to make a difference. Starring Jace Norman and Jojo Siwa. 
13:00Henry Danger Henry & the Woodpeckers When Piper's basketball coach quits, Henry becomes the coach of Piper's team. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD. 
13:31Henry Danger Captain Man Goes on Vacation Ray has trusted Henry and Charlotte with protecting Swellview while he's out of town at his cousin's wedding. (S2, ep 5) Also in HD. 
14:00Henry Danger The Time Jerker When Kid Danger and Captain Man battle the Time Bandit, Kid Danger accidentally falls into the Time Bandit's time machine and relives the same day over again. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
14:31Henry Danger Secret Beef With an invitation to Swellview's most exclusive restaurant, Henry decides to take his boss, Ray, but finds it more complicated than expected. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD. 
15:00Henry Danger Henry's Jelly After Jasper is lauded for being a local hero, Henry becomes jealous that Kid Danger is the one getting thanks while Henry himself gets nothing. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Christmas Danger When Captain Man gets arrested for committing a crime, he must spend Christmas in jail. Henry and Charlotte must try to help him have a good Christmas anyway. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
16:00Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
16:31Henry Danger Opposite Universe Henry and Charlotte are transported into an opposite universe where Ray and Schwoz are evil and want to destroy Piper. They must figure out how to get back. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
17:00Henry Danger Danger & Thunder Part 1: Captain Man, Kid Danger & Phoebe Thunderman infiltrate a villain meeting in Swellview where the villains plan to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Danger & Thunder Part 2: Captain Man, Kid Danger & Phoebe Thunderman infiltrate a villain meeting in Swellview where the villains plan to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD. 
18:00Just Add Magic Just Add Jake To convince Jake that magic is real, the Girls cook three mystery spells for him. Unfortunately, Jake isn't easily convinced, and there are unexpected downsides. (S1, ep 5) 
18:31Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
19:00Sam & Cat Doll Sitting On Halloween, Sam and Cat are hired to babysit a doll, with creepy results. Cat also thinks she may have accidentally turned Dice into a monkey with a magic spell. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD 
19:31Henry Danger The Rock Box Dump When a report comes out that Kid Danger's super power is actually an illness, Kid Danger has to convince Swellview that it is a huge misunderstanding. (S4, ep 6) 
20:00Victorious A Christmas Tori The kids have to find the perfect Secret Santa gifts for each other, because whoever gives the worst gift has to go door-to-door yodeling with Sikowitz! (S3, ep 1) Also in HD. 
20:31I am Frankie I Am a Creature A new installation messes with Frankie's programming and changes her behaviour, while a new club at school proves that not everyone wants androids at Sepulveda High. (S2, ep 11) 
21:00iCarly iHatch Chicks Carly and Sam set out to hatch chicks for a science project - but the chicks hatch earlier than expected and escape from the incubator! (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
21:31iCarly iDon't Want To Fight Carly makes Sam a shirt to commemorate the anniversary of their friendship. When Sam trades the shirt for concert tickets, the two friends get in a fight. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
22:00Drake and Josh The Storm Ace weather forecaster Walter (with an ace new hairdo) confidently predicts excellent weather for the next week. So why is it raining? Meanwhile, Drake's band comes to rehearse. (S4, ep 11) 
22:31Victorious A Christmas Tori The kids have to find the perfect Secret Santa gifts for each other, because whoever gives the worst gift has to go door-to-door yodeling with Sikowitz! (S3, ep 1) Also in HD. 
23:00Just Add Magic Just Add Mama P: After the Girls learn more of the book's secret history from an unexpected ally, they cook Mind Peering Peppermints to learn who cursed Grandma. (S1, ep 7) 
23:31Find Me in Paris Curse of the Fairy A scene study about a love triangle hits home when, Lena is cast as the ethereal sprite and love interest to Max, leaving Thea seething as the downtrodden wife. (S1, ep 7) 
00:00The Thundermans Give Me a Breakup Phoebe's relationship with her superhero boyfriend is put to the test when he is offered an assignment overseas. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
00:31The Thundermans Dopple-Gamers Billy and Nora bond with an outgoing pair of teens at a gamer's convention, making Max and Phoebe aware of much they have been neglecting their younger siblings. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD. 
01:00Henry Danger Grand Theft Otto Piper's school parrot, Otto, starts to repeat "Henry is Kid Danger!" Henry and Jasper have to stall until Ray, Charlotte, and Schwoz can find a way to fix things. (S5, ep 11) 
01:25Henry Danger The Whole Bilsky Family Henry's nerves are put the test when Piper invites her new boyfriend and his family over for dinner. (S5, ep 12) 
01:50Renford Rejects Masterclass Eddie takes over the management of the team and brings a new philosophy, 'treat them like stars and they'll play like stars' and it works.. but with consequences! (S3, ep 1) 
02:15Renford Rejects Famous Footballers The Rejects try to recruit a famous player to play in their team for the charity match against the Razors. Guest starring Gianfranco Zola and Martin Keown. (S3, ep 2) 
02:40Winx Club It's time to face Tritannus and bring him down. Planets unite as Bloom and the Winx must stop Tritannus before he activates the Emperor's throne. (Series 5, episode 25) Also in HD. 
03:05Winx Club The End Of Tritannus With Aisha imprisoned, Tritannus absorbs her power and activates the Emperor's Throne. With his power, Tritannus attacks his beloved Icy. (Series 5, episode 26) Also in HD. 
03:30House of Anubis House of History The Sibunas learn the history of the man in the tank and must stop the ceremony! Jerome's list of Mara and Willow's pros and cons ends up in Joy's hands. (S3, ep19) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Eclipse As the eclipse approaches, can Eddie, KT and Fabian reach their friends? Joy sends Mara and Willow an incriminating email revealing Jerome's secret. (S3, ep20) Also in HD. 
04:31Henry Danger Budget Cuts When the Vice Mayor cuts Captain Man and Kid Danger's budget to build a high speed railway in Swellview, Captain Man and Kid Danger must find creative ways to save money. (S4, ep 10) 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Squeaky Boots Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob a pair of squeaky boots. He loves them, learning to master the squeaking noise to a new height of communication - and new heights of annoyance for the others. 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants The Chaperone When Mr. Krab's daughter Pearl is stood up for her prom, SpongeBob agrees to step in. Not wanting Pearl to feel bad about her date, he tries to make himself tall, dark and handsome. 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants Shell Of A Man Mr. Krabs is getting ready for a big reunion with his old seafaring buddies when he suddenly molts his shell, leaving him quivering, shell-less, and pink. 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants Wormy Sandy goes out of town, putting SpongeBob and Patrick in charge of her caterpillar. When the caterpillar turns into a butterfly, they think that it ate the caterpillar, and will eat them too! 
06:00The Thundermans Dog Day After-School Desperate to get Mom's tablet back after it is confiscated at school, Billy and Nora get help from Phoebe, who wants to prove she can be as sneaky as Max. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD.