This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Thursday, April 2 2020

06:00The Thundermans Evil Never Sleeps Phoebe's allegiance is torn when she learns her boyfriend's father might be plotting a return to evil, and she must decide whether to take him down. (S3, ep 6) Also in HD. 
06:31The Thundermans Give Me a Breakup Phoebe's relationship with her superhero boyfriend is put to the test when he is offered an assignment overseas. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
07:00Sam & Cat New Goat Sam and Cat babysit a goat while trying to win over their landlord's obnoxious son who is trying to get the girls evicted. Dice starts managing Goomer, an MMA fighter. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
07:31Sam & Cat The Brit Brats Sam and Cat babysit two girls who fool them both. Sam goes to Elderly Acres in an attempt to fulfill a community service requirement for her online high school. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Danger Games - Part 1: When Dr. Minyak plans to ruin Double G's concert, Captain Man and Kid Danger join forces with the Game Shakers to defeat Dr. Minyak and keep Double G safe. (S4, ep 1) 
08:31Henry Danger Part 3 - A New Hero: Schwoz works to create an anti-virus while Kid Danger and Captain Man battle a villain. Kid Danger's heroism is put to the test as they fight to save the world. (S5, ep 8) 
09:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's School Fair Henry's on course to win the toy of his dreams - the Double Drencher 3000 - but will his dream come true? (S1, ep 4) 
09:15Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Secret Club It's worm eat worm as the Purple Hand Gang goes head to head with the Secret Club. (S1, ep 30) 
09:30Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's Underpants A disastrous birthday present, friends out for revenge and a final games lesson at school - how will Henry get through the day? (S1, ep 39) 
09:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Meets the Queen Will Henry end up in the Tower when he meets the Queen? (S1, ep 40) 
10:00The Casagrandes Finders Weepers Ronnie and Sid have to decide whether they "borrow" money from a lost coin purse they found in the mercado. (S1, ep 5b) 
10:15The Casagrandes Arr in the Family Ronnie Anne is determined to help CJ get onstage at a Pirate Dinner Show. (S1, ep 5a) 
10:31The Thundermans Better Off Wed The kids learn that Dr. Colosso ruined their parents' wedding years earlier, and want to recreate Hank & Barb's dream day as their anniversary gift. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD. 
11:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Ballet and the Beasts Dawn joins a ballet class excited to have her own activity away from her brothers, only to have her plan spoiled when the boys join the class too. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
11:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quaddy-shack Dawn, Nicky, and Dicky don't take mini-golf seriously, so Ricky befriends a group of sophisticated kids who challenge The Quads to a high-stakes mini-golf match. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
12:00Henry Danger One Henry, Three Girls - Part 2: Henry's romantic life gets still more complicated, as the return of Chloe means that going to the dance with her and Brianna may not be possible. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
12:31iCarly iFight Shelby Marx - Part 1: When Carly jokes on the web that she can beat up Shelby Marx, the best female fighter in the world, Shelby challenges Carly to an exhibition match. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD. 
13:00iCarly iFight Shelby Marx - Part 2: When Carly jokes that she can beat up Shelby Marx, the best female fighter in the world, Shelby challenges Carly to an exhibition match. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD. 
13:31The Thundermans Chutes and Splatters Phoebe's newest mission is to babysit President Kickbutt's troublemaking daughter, but things get out of hand when they sneak into an illegal nightclub. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD. 
14:00The Thundermans Pretty Little Choirs When a mean girl sabotages Phoebe in choir and takes advantage of Max by making him do her homework for her, the twins work together to get even with her. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
14:31Horrid Henry Horrid Henry is Trapped! Trapped in a dark cellar with only Peter for company - could things possibly get any worse for Henry? (S1, ep 23) 
14:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Secret Surprise Mum, Dad and Peter are being very secretive - could they have something very special planned? Henry certainly thinks so! (S2, ep 23) 
15:00Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Go Kart Dad and Henry are building a Go Kart, and it's going to be the biggest and the best you've ever seen! (S2, ep 34) 
15:15Horrid Henry Horrid Henry and the Smelly Stuff When Henry accidentally breaks Mum's perfume bottle he's got to replace it, and fast. But how is he going to manage it without Mum knowing? (S2, ep 16) 
15:30Horrid Henry Horrid Henry's Underpants A disastrous birthday present, friends out for revenge and a final games lesson at school - how will Henry get through the day? (S1, ep 39) 
15:45Horrid Henry Horrid Henry Meets the Queen Will Henry end up in the Tower when he meets the Queen? (S1, ep 40) 
16:00Henry Danger Henry's Birthday While trying to celebrate his birthday, Henry keeps getting interrupted by crimes going on in Swellview. (S5, ep 3) 
16:31Victorious Ice Cream for Ke$ha As a gift for Trina, Tori tries to win a contest where the prize is a private performance by Ke$ha. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Give Me a Breakup Phoebe's relationship with her superhero boyfriend is put to the test when he is offered an assignment overseas. (S3, ep 7) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger The Bucket Trap Henry and Charlotte want to tell Jasper that Henry is really Kid Danger. They decide to give Jasper a test secret to prove he's ready. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
18:00Just Add Magic Just Add Fixings When the girls cook a fix it spell to help repair Jake's food bike, they are compelled to remedy all problems, from repairing cabinets to helping spruce up the cafe. (S2, ep 6) 
18:31Sam & Cat Babysitter War When a client says "You're my favourite babysitter ever", Sam and Cat aren't sure which one of them he meant. So they each compete to see who really is the best. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD. 
19:00Sam & Cat Pilot Sam and Cat meet in the odd location of a rubbish truck. After becoming roommates, they babysit three kids, giving them the idea to start their own babysitting service. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD. 
19:31Henry Danger Danger Games - Part 1: When Dr. Minyak plans to ruin Double G's concert, Captain Man and Kid Danger join forces with the Game Shakers to defeat Dr. Minyak and keep Double G safe. (S4, ep 1) 
20:00Victorious Beggin' On Your Knees: When Tori gets the chance to work with a handsome guy on a project, she jumps at the chance. Is she right to be suspicious that he's everything he seems? (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
20:31I am Frankie I Am Compromised Andrew and Simone break out of their cell while Frankie, Dayton and Cole come up with a plan to rescue Andrew. Tammy continues to act strangely and Frankie discovers why! (S2, ep 6) 
21:00iCarly iDream Of Dance iCarly asks their fans to send in videos of themselves dancing - but when thousands arrive, Carly, Sam and Freddie fall asleep trying to watch them all! (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
21:31iCarly iLike Jake Carly is excited that her crush, Jake Krandle, is going to play guitar. But Jake turns out to be a terrible singer, so Carly turns to Freddie to save the day! (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
22:00Drake and Josh Who's Got Game? Josh bets that he can date more girls in a week than Drake can. Could Drake's reputation as a ladies man be in danger from this new challenger? (S4, ep 9) 
22:31Victorious Beggin' On Your Knees: When Tori gets the chance to work with a handsome guy on a project, she jumps at the chance. Is she right to be suspicious that he's everything he seems? (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
23:00Just Add Magic Just Add Brains To find out how to save Grandma, the Girls make a Brain Boosting Bolognese to decipher the book's clues and learn that there is such a thing as being too smart. (S1, ep 2) 
23:31Find Me in Paris Rooftop Hip-Hop Lena must pass as a modern day teen if she is to remain hidden from the dangerous Time Collectors. (S1, ep 2) 
00:00iCarly iFight Shelby Marx - Part 2: When Carly jokes that she can beat up Shelby Marx, the best female fighter in the world, Shelby challenges Carly to an exhibition match. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD. 
00:31The Thundermans Chutes and Splatters Phoebe's newest mission is to babysit President Kickbutt's troublemaking daughter, but things get out of hand when they sneak into an illegal nightclub. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD. 
01:00Henry Danger Up The Stairs! Henry and Ray's friendship is put to the test when they must make the half mile trek up the stairs to make a surprise meal by a celebrity chef in Junk-N-Stuff. (S4, ep 22) 
01:25Henry Danger Flabber Gassed After acting too confident before a fight, Kid Danger & Captain Man are sprayed with Flabber Gas making them powerless to defeat a new villain in Swellview. (S5, ep 1) 
01:50Renford Rejects Boom & Bust Ronnie and the Rejects investigate stocks and shares. Eddie handles their investments and they lose everything. (S2, ep 4) 
02:15Renford Rejects Boy Band Ronnie, Ben, Vinnie and Bruno are plucked from obscurity and groomed for boyband stardom by Sven Garley, the famous promoter. Guest starring Tony Slattery. (S2, ep 5) 
02:40Winx Club The Pillar of Light To activate the Emperor's Throne, Tritannus must obtain the seals of the throne's missing pillars. As he takes the seal, the planets are shaken. (Series 5, episode 15) Also in HD. 
03:05Winx Club The Eclipse Using King Neptune's sword, Aisha is able to bring her cousins Nereus and Tressa back after Tritannus transformed them into mutants. (Series 5, episode 16) Also in HD. 
03:30House of Anubis House of Revelations Amber is accepted to fashion school. Will Alfie lose her to America? Fabian decodes some of the message. Eddie and KT sneak into Miss Denby's house. (S3, ep5) Also in HD. 
04:00House of Anubis House of Questions Eddie and KT investigate Miss Denby. Patricia and Fabian think KT is working for Victor. Jerome and Mara take the business studies competition seriously. (S3, ep6) Also in HD. 
04:31Henry Danger Brawl in the Hall When Charlotte is challenged to a fight at school, Captain Man and Kid Danger step in to try and help Charlotte defend herself. (S4, ep 5) 
05:00SpongeBob SquarePants Breath Of Fresh Squid After zapping himself with his own security fence, Squidward's personality gets scrambled, and he becomes the nicest squid you ever did meet - which is very annoying! 
05:15SpongeBob SquarePants Money Talks Mr. Krabs makes a wish that he could talk to money. When his wish is magically granted, he learns what all of his dollars, pennies and quarters have been longing for! 
05:30SpongeBob SquarePants Slimy Dancing Squidward trains SpongeBob for the Bikini Bottom dance contest. 
05:45SpongeBob SquarePants The Krusty Sponge SpongeBob becomes the latest local obsession after a food critic gives him high ratings. Now Mr. Krabs is looking to cash in by making everything in the Krusty Krab sponge-themed! 
06:00The Thundermans Dopple-Gamers Billy and Nora bond with an outgoing pair of teens at a gamer's convention, making Max and Phoebe aware of much they have been neglecting their younger siblings. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD.