This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Saturday, August 24 2019

06:00Daria Jake's stress level is reaching critical mass, so the Morgendorffers go on a camping trip. Like that's gonna help. (S1, ep12) 
06:20The Hills Brody's new love interest angers Kristin when she brings Kristin's rival to a party. Ryan comes back from tour, but Audrina doesn't mention that she saw Justin while he was away. (S6, ep7) 
06:45The Hills Audrina's relationship with Ryan is tested when he meets Justin for the first time, and Brody sides with Kristin when Allie picks a fight with her. Stephanie has a bad second date. (S6, ep8). 
07:10The Hills Just as Audrina ends things with Ryan, Justin surprises her on her birthday. McKaela's friend Allie stirs up more trouble with Kristin, and Brody gives Justin a piece of his mind. (S6, ep9) 
07:35The Hills On a surf trip to Costa Rica, Kristin hooks up with a local bartender and Brody is jealous. Audrina fights her attraction to Justin, and Stephanie is at odds with the jungle! (S6, ep10) 
08:00The Hills Kristin has a heart-to-heart with Brody, as she wants to give their relationship another shot. Heidi's mother comes to LA to fix things, and Stephanie starts seeing someone new. (S6, ep11) 
08:30The Hills All Good Things... In the last ever episode, Lo moves in with Scott, Kristin says goodbye and Stephanie gets a man. Will Audrina start a new, independent life without Justin? (S6, ep12) 
09:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up It's a new beginning for this iconic group of friends, as they return to the Hills and reconnect for the first time in years. While facing new challenges, old rivalries and romance. (S1, ep1) 
10:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up As Stephanie tries to repair her relationship with her estranged brother Spencer, Mischa faces down Perez Hilton, who bullied her in her acting heyday. (S1, ep2) 
11:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up Audrina learns some shocking information about Justin Bobby that forces her to re-examine his motives. Tempers flare when Spencer and Heidi question their relationship with Brody. (S1, ep3) 
12:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up Audrina confronts Justin. Brody laments the state of relations with his estranged father, Caitlyn, with his one-time best friend, Spencer. Spencer and Heidi's relationship is tested. (S1, ep4) 
13:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up The group heads to Vegas to see Brody's DJ performance, and Justin finds himself caught in the middle of a showdown between Audrina and Stephanie. Wildfires tear through Malibu. (S1, ep5) 
14:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up Brody and Kaitlynn deal with the devastating aftermath of the Malibu fires. Audrina makes a difficult decision about Justin. Meanwhile, Heidi begins to revive her pop star career. (S1, ep6) 
15:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up Gossip catches fire and rumors fly after a scandalous incident involving Brody and Stephanie. Audrina is shocked when Justin brings a jaw-dropping date to dinner. (S1, ep7) 
16:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up Kaitlynn and Brody's "A -List" gala fractures the group when she excludes part of the crew. Audrina surprises everyone by re-igniting a romance. Spencer shocks Heidi with a surprise. (S1, ep8) 
17:00The Hills: New Beginnings Catch Up It's a new beginning for this iconic group, as they return to the Hills and reconnect for the first time in years. Old rivalries and romances collide as they find that the past is not always the past. 
18:00MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring the homes of reality king Joey Essex and chip loving Charlotte Dawson. (S1, ep1) 
18:30Love Squad Dating diva Charlotte Dawson plays cupid to help sassy singles find love on three real life dates. Tonight heartbroken heartthrob Christian and his Love Squad search for his dream lady. (S1, ep1) 
19:00Just Tattoo Of Us Joey Essex co-hosts and couple Cameron and Shereece confess all. Christian and Megan teach each other a lesson, Jordan and Zoe test their relationship and Aussies Alex and Alfie lose it. (S4, ep8) 
20:00Just Tattoo Of Us The Valleys star Lateysha co-hosts the show and Big Brother star Aisleyne and her BFF Amy cement their friendship. Father and son Darren and Dean don't hold back and Jack and Crystal return. (S4, ep9) 
21:00Just Tattoo Of Us Charlotte's boyfriend Josh co-hosts and her BFFs Lauren and Melissa put their friendship to the test. DJ Tom Zanetti and his brother get competitive and siblings Recce and Paige reveal all. (S4, ep10) 
22:00New: VMA Virgins VMA Virgins is a countdown of the world's greatest artist and the first time they ever performed at the MTV Video Music Awards. 
23:00New: VMA's Best of Britney VMAs Best of Britney is a countdown of Britney Spears' greatest moments at the VMAs, Sway Calloway counts down Britney's red carpet looks, acceptance speeches, and jaw-dropping performances! 
00:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the LA River. Stunts include: Blind Driver, Naked Dave, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating, Dave's Doorstopper and Urban Kayaker. (S1, ep2) 
00:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2 AM with a rousing death metal set. (S1, ep4) 
01:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of LA, Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini" and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. (S1, ep5) 
01:30Jackass Chris Pontius puts on his best leopard print G-string to wrestle some alligators in Florida, and Johnny Knoxville lets the winds of peace rush through his body at a yoga class. (S1, ep7) 
02:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defence testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! (S2, ep1) 
02:20Jackass Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O engage in a dangerous game with professional Jai Alai players, and Ryan Dunn pays homage to Evel Knievel with an attempt at jumping a river bed on a BMX. (S2, ep2) 
02:45Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head with the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. (S2, ep3) 
03:10Jackass Spend a unique Thanksgiving with the Knoxville family as everyone gathers around to watch Johnny's nephew fart. (S2, ep4) 
03:40Ridiculousness WWE Superstars Jimmy Uso and Naomi learn sometimes "pain don't hurt", try to keep up with the old and fast in "silver bullets" and prove that some things are "in the blood". (S11, ep5) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Daria Watch Daria juggle the tribulations of being a teenage girl with career-fixated parents and a relentlessly popular younger sister, as well as attending the 'progressive' Lawndale school. (S1, ep13)