This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Saturday, September 14 2019

06:00Daria The threat of a hurricane passing through town sends people singing and dancing into the streets. (S3, ep7) 
06:25Teen Mom UK Megan wants a new baby, Mia has her first night out since Marliya was born and Chloe makes a decision about Jordan. Naomi gets mad when an unexpected guest shows up at Kya's party. (S1, ep7) 
07:10Teen Mom UK While Megan drops a baby bombshell on Dylan, Naomi moves on from Raphael. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jordan go house hunting, Mia sets her mind on marriage, and Ste tells Amber he's found love. (S1, ep8) 
08:00Teen Mom UK Brand new Teen Mom UK is back, and mums Chloe, Mia, Megan and Amber are being joined by a sassy newcomer. Get ready for tears, tantrums and true love with our tenacious Brit teen girls. (S2, ep1) 
09:00MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring the homes of reality king Joey Essex and chip loving Charlotte Dawson. (S1, ep1) 
09:30MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring the homes of reality queen Megan McKenna and boxing legend Amir Khan. (S1, ep2) 
10:00MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring Love Island love birds Alex & Olivia Bowen & Towie family the Brights. (S1, ep3) 
10:30MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring the homes of TOWIE fav's Yaz & Lockie, Jodie Harsh and Georgia Steel. (S1, ep4) 
11:00Love Squad Dating diva Charlotte Dawson plays cupid to help sassy singles find love on three real life dates. Tonight heartbroken heartthrob Christian and his Love Squad search for his dream lady. (S1, ep1) 
11:30Love Squad Dating diva Charlotte Dawson plays cupid to help sassy singles find love on three real life dates. Tonight single mum Charlotte and her Blackpool Love Squad search for her dream man. (S1, ep2) 
12:00Love Squad Dating diva Charlotte Dawson plays cupid to help sassy singles find love on three real life dates. Tonight feisty fly girl Felicia and her London Love Squad search for her dream man. (S1, ep3) 
12:30Love Squad Dating diva Charlotte Dawson ditches the dating apps and helps sassy singles find love on three real life dates. Tonight Tanya calls in her Love Squad to help search for her dream man. (S1, ep4) 
13:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 A concerned son reaches out when his mum's online boyfriend seems too shady for comfort. But Mum is hiding secrets of her own, and once Nev & Max find their man, things take a bizarre turn. (S7, ep1) 
14:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 After a number of near-death experiences, Lawrence survived through it all with the assurance of Cierra's online love. But with Cierra blowing Lawrence off, Nev and Max must find the truth. (S7, ep4) 
15:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 A former Catfish turns to Nev and Max for help when they fall hard in love online. Could this Catfish be playing Nev and Max? Or will the Catfish have to pay for their crimes? (S7, ep5) 
16:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 Nev and Max agree to help Chelsea finally meet Charles in person. While Chelsea has only spoken to Charles once on the phone, the guys soon show her that a picture speaks a thousand words. (S7, ep15) 
17:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 Nev and Kamie Crawford fly to Iowa to help Rachael meet Vance, her decade-long Myspace romance. But Rachael is left wondering if he is the man she's spent half her life in love with. (S7, ep20) 
18:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 After chatting for years with Chris, Shakinah needs to move forward with her life. But when Nev and co-host Kamie Crawford find out that Chris is a pop star, they know Shakinah needs help. (S7, ep24) 
19:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 Nev and co-host Kamie Crawford try to figure out what's going on between Tristyn and Lara, who still haven't met up with each other after three years of talking online. (S7, ep38) 
20:00Catfish 2019: Best Of Season 7 Justin Combs and Nev set out to help Cherie uncover Avion's identity, a mysterious stranger who contacted the 26-year-old sales rep after he bought a gadget from her. (S7, ep39) 
21:00MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring the homes of reality king Joey Essex and chip loving Charlotte Dawson. (S1, ep1) 
21:30MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring the homes of reality queen Megan McKenna and boxing legend Amir Khan. (S1, ep2) 
22:00MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring Love Island love birds Alex & Olivia Bowen & Towie family the Brights. (S1, ep3) 
22:30MTV Cribs UK This cult show is your access all areas pass to nosey around the pads of the famous. This week featuring the homes of TOWIE fav's Yaz & Lockie, Jodie Harsh and Georgia Steel. (S1, ep4) 
23:00Geordie OGs Gary and Emma share some special news and Aaron gets stuck into training. Holly goes to the House of Lords and Marnie and Casey get a shock when a photo of Casey is sent to a newspaper. (S1, ep5) 
00:00New: Yo! Rates Presenters Snoochie Shy and Poet are joined by UK sensation Ms Banks as they take you through the hottest new rap videos and talk about Ms Banks' latest project. (S1, ep15) 
01:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the LA River. Stunts include: Blind Driver, Naked Dave, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating, Dave's Doorstopper and Urban Kayaker. (S1, ep2) 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville dons a diaper and takes on a professional sumo wrestler, and Bam Margera wakes his parents up at 2 AM with a rousing death metal set. (S1, ep4) 
02:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of LA, Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini" and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. (S1, ep5) 
02:25Jackass Chris Pontius puts on his best leopard print G-string to wrestle some alligators in Florida, and Johnny Knoxville lets the winds of peace rush through his body at a yoga class. (S1, ep7) 
02:50Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defence testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! (S2, ep1) 
03:15Jackass Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O engage in a dangerous game with professional Jai Alai players, and Ryan Dunn pays homage to Evel Knievel with an attempt at jumping a river bed on a BMX. (S2, ep2) 
03:35Ridiculousness Rob, Chanel and Steelo welcome Chris "Drama" Pfaff to look on the bright side in "making lemonade", get dazzled by some "butt magic", and check out some unusual "Bucket Lists". (S11, ep26) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Daria All the prodigal Lanes come home at once, forcing Jane to temporarily move in with Daria. (S3, ep8)