| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 08:55 | Coast vs Country Pauline and Graham are retiring to Devon or Cornwall. But while she wants to paint in the countryside, he wants to buy a yacht and take to the sea. Where should they buy their new home? |
| 10:00 | A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun David and Andrea from Essex have chosen the Costa de la Luz as the perfect place to buy a property. With a budget of £110,000, Laura shows them five fantastic properties around Jerez. |
| 11:00 | A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Newly-weds Karen and John from Essex are near retirement. With the last of the six boys they have between them about to leave home, they're looking for a new adventure on Gran Canaria. |
| 12:05 | Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples house-hunt in Cardiff. The city has been crowned one of the best places to live in the UK. But it's also expensive. |
| 13:05 | Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search Hampshire, Wiltshire and Surrey for homes for a couple who've been living out of boxes for a year, and another who have returned from Australia. |
| 14:15 | Come Dine with Me Portsmouth. Solicitor Allison Hampshire hopes her elegant menu will bag her top marks from lecturer William, beauty-counter manager Rose, adult tutor Kathy and actor Christopher. (Ep1/5) |
| 14:50 | Come Dine with Me Portsmouth. It's lecturer Will Dixon's turn to host. His soggy salad starter disgusts picky guest Rose Proenca, and his overcooked beef Wellington doesn't do him any favours either. (Ep2/5) |
| 15:20 | Come Dine with Me Portsmouth. French tutor Kathy aims to wow her guests with her Gallic-inspired menu. But all does not go to plan in the kitchen, as she battles with an errant pineapple. (Ep3/5) |
| 15:50 | Come Dine with Me Portsmouth. It's the turn of stage actor Christopher Marlowe to attempt an Oscar-winning performance in the kitchen. Can he put on a culinary show to remember? (Ep4/5) |
| 16:20 | Come Dine with Me Portsmouth. Brazilian beauty-counter manager Rose wows her guests with a Turkish menu. But things start to get tricky when she brings out some excruciating entertainment. (Ep5/5) |
| 16:55 | A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Michelle and Gary Cole from Birmingham decided that the rejuvenating effects of the Spanish sun are what they need. Laura Hamilton shows the couple properties on the Costa Blanca. |
| 17:55 | The Secret Life of the Zoo When young male tortoise Football muscles in on 71-year-old Bert's harem of females, the Chester Zoo keepers introduce two Swedish female tortoises to the group. (S2 Ep3/6) |
| 18:55 | The Supervet Series following Noel Fitzpatrick and his team at one of the most advanced veterinary practices in Britain. In this episode, a dog has a life-threatening tumour in his leg. (S1 Ep1/4) |
| 19:55 | Grand Designs A couple from Yorkshire with little knowledge of renovation set about converting a decaying 1920s cinema into a family home. But the dramatic overhaul proposed requires a leap of faith. |
| 21:00 | 999: What's Your Emergency? This episode joins the emergency services as they respond to accidents from car crashes to sports injuries and a man who's chopped through his foot while cutting firewood. (S7 Ep1) |
| 22:00 | Father Ted The Passion of St Tibulus
A film that has been denounced by the Pope is due to be shown on Craggy Island, causing conflict between Bishop Brennan and Father Ted. (S1 Ep3/7) |
| 22:35 | Father Ted Competition Time
It's the All-Priests-Look-Alike competition and Ted is determined that this year he will defeat his fellow priests from Rugged Island. (S1 Ep4/7) |
| 23:10 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new show, as Sean Lock and Claudia Winkleman take on Jon Richardson and Henning Wehn. Plus Nick Helm is in Dictionary Corner. (S17 Ep2) |
| 00:10 | Deutschland 83 Quantum Jump
Drama series set in 1983. An East German soldier is hand-picked from the army and made to become a spy, gathering military intelligence in the West. In German/subs. (S1 Ep1/8) |
| 01:15 | Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Baltimore to try to save the struggling Café Hon restaurant, which is suffering because its owner has managed to alienate the surrounding community. |
| 02:10 | Father Ted The Passion of St Tibulus
A film that has been denounced by the Pope is due to be shown on Craggy Island, causing conflict between Bishop Brennan and Father Ted. (S1 Ep3/7) |
| 02:45 | Father Ted Competition Time
It's the All-Priests-Look-Alike competition and Ted is determined that this year he will defeat his fellow priests from Rugged Island. (S1 Ep4/7) |
| 03:20 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut An extended edition of the show with Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson, who are joined by Joe Wilkinson, Rachel Riley, Chris Ramsey and Tina Malone. |
| 04:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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