This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Living Tv on Wednesday, February 17 2016

06:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
06:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
07:00Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S2, ep 1) 
07:30Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S2, ep 2) 
08:00UK Border Force The observational documentary series going behind the scenes of UK immigration continues, as officers at Heathrow Terminal 3's passport control question suspicious travellers. (3/8) 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
10:00RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. 
10:30RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. 
11:00Bones Big in the Philippines The First Lady calls on the expertise of Brennan and Booth when the body of a struggling musician is found in a Washington DC community garden. (S9, ep 13) 
12:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Xx The body of a woman from a correctional facility caught beneath a bus proves problematic for the CSIs, as does another case involving multiple, identical stab-wounds. (S4, ep 17) 
13:00Bones The Woman In The Garden A man is found with a dug-up corpse in the boot of his car. Booth and Brennan find where the woman was buried, but they also find a second empty grave. (S1, ep 13) 
14:00Bones The Man On The Fairway Brennan and Zack are called to the crash site of a small jet, where they discover some small bone fragments which may be linked to a missing local man. (S1, ep 14) 
14:55Elementary Flight Risk Holmes comes to blows with the cops when he argues a plane crash wasn't actually an accident and Watson organises a reunion with Sherlock's father. (S1, ep 6) 
15:55CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Cross Jurisdiction When the former chief of detectives is killed in his home, the CSI team, with the help of an agent in Miami, must act fast to rescue his missing family. (S2, ep 22) 
16:55CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The Hunger Artist The body of a young woman is found under a freeway. But when her fashionable past is uncovered her disfiguring scars take on a sinister turn. (S2, ep 23) 
17:50New: Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 5) 
18:20New: Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 6) 
18:50New: My Kitchen Rules New Zealand New & Exclusive. In the first of the semifinals, two of the final four teams compete to prepare the best three-course meal and continue to the Grand Final. (S1, ep 28) 
20:00Criminal Minds Cradle To Grave The BAU travels to Albuquerque to investigate the case of a serial killer who impregnates young women and murders them after they have given birth. (S5, ep 5) 
21:00New: Madam Secretary New & Exclusive. Waiting For Taleju: Elizabeth's position at the White House is marginalised, just as a member of her family is put at the forefront of a new scandal. (S2, ep 4) 
22:00Elementary One Way To Get Off Holmes analyses coincidences when a double homicide mirrors a case from 13 years ago and Watson finds out what happened to Sherlock in rehab. (S1, ep 7) 
23:00Criminal Minds The Inspiration The BAU brainboxes are back for season nine. Hotch considers a new job and a ritualistic killer in Arizona gets the agents' attention. (S9, ep 1) 
00:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Fearless A relaxing stay isn't likely as the team visit a retreat to analyse a body found in a mud bath. Meanwhile, Hodges gets cold feet about his wedding. (S13, ep 20) 
01:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Ghosts of the Past The CSI team are called in to investigate the murder of a paranormal investigator. (S13, ep 21) 
01:50Criminal Minds Supply & Demand Season six reaches its finale, bringing with it the return of a familiar face: Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau. The team investigate a case of human trafficking. (S6, ep 24) 
02:40Bones The Superhero In The Alley A teenage boy, who had comics instead of friends, is found dead. Brennan feels an affinity for the loner and resolves to find his killer. (S1, ep 12) 
03:30Criminal Minds The Eyes Have It The BAU is called to Oklahoma City to help local authorities track a serial killer who removes the eyes of his murder victims and keeps them as souvenirs. (S5, ep 6) 
04:20Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Officers add charges to a woman's lengthy rap sheet, before stumbling upon a hair-raising package from Malaysia. (S2, ep 5) 
04:45Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Officers are stumped by a backpacker carrying photos of his criminal activities. Plus, an American band gets caught in a jam. (S2, ep 6) 
05:10Nothing To Declare UK Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. 
05:35Nothing To Declare UK Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. 
06:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences.