This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Living Tv on Friday, May 27 2016

06:00Customs UK The crew of the coastguard fast cutter searcher investigate mysterious pot-markers off the Cornish coast, which they suspect are being used by drugs smugglers. 
06:30Customs UK In Bristol, customs officer Ann catches three passengers with 87 kilos of tobacco worth nearly ?11,000, but tempers boil over when they claim it's all for their own consumption. 
07:00Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 12) 
07:30Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 13) 
08:00The Real A & E Fly on the wall series following Coventry University Hospital's A&E. The team races to a motorbike accident and helps an eight year-old who has swallowed a stink bomb. (S1, ep 8) 
08:30The Real A & E The A&E team help a man who has fallen 20 feet from a ladder onto concrete and a 12 year-old boy with a deep cut to his thigh. (S1, ep 9) 
09:00Border Security USA Documentary exploring the extreme measures people take to break US security laws and America's desperate fight against drugs, illegal immigration and terrorism. (S1, ep 10) 
10:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Fallen Idols Las Vegas-based forensic crime drama. The team investigate the disappearance of a high school basketball star and his girlfriend. (S7, ep 17) 
11:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Empty Eyes Las Vegas-based forensic crime drama. While processing a murder scene, Sara is haunted by the last words, and eyes, of the sixth victim. (S7, ep 18) 
12:00Obese: A Year To Save My... ...Life USA. Brandi, a 29-year-old makeup artist, wants to slim down to compete in a beauty pageant. Personal trainers Chris and Heidi continue to get her in shape. (S4, ep 14) 
13:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. 
14:00Bones The Spark in the Park When a man focuses on work immediately after his daughter's death, Booth wonders if he's got something to hide. Also, Cam meets her identity thief. (S9, ep 11) 
15:00Bones The Ghost in the Killer Brennan's nightmares about Pelant take their toll, affecting her inquiry into how the body of a deceased sailor ended up on her doorstep. (S9, ep 12) 
16:00Obese: A Year To Save My... ...Life USA. Personal trainers Chris and Heidi help 44-year-old Georgeanna revive her gymnastic dreams. (S4, ep 15) 
17:00The Real A & E A fitness instructor has stitches without anaesthetic when he ruptures a varicose vein. Elsewhere, doctors must try to locate a bullet after a man shoots himself in the back. (S2, ep 11) 
17:30The Real A & E A 74-year-old car crash victim with suspected spinal injuries conquers her fear of flying when she is airlifted to the James Cook University Hospital in Middlesbrough. (S2, ep 12) 
18:00Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 16) 
18:30Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 17) 
19:00America's Next Top Model The Girl Who Got All Dolled Up The models are tasked with creating a six second Vine video to represent power, respect and money. (S22, ep 8) 
20:00Criminal Minds Proof The BAU team head to rural Oklahoma when women are found murdered and robbed of one of their five senses. Meanwhile, JJ and Prentiss get the cold shoulder from Reid. (S7, ep 2) 
21:00New: The Blacklist New & Exclusive. Alexander Kirk: In the season's penultimate episode, Red and the team close in on the enigmatic arch-criminal as they prepare to exact their revenge. (S3, ep 22) 
22:00The Catch New & Exclusive. The Pilot: The latest unmissable series from US hit machine Shondaland, this stylish caper sees private eye Alice Vaughan on the hunt for her con man ex-fianc?e. (S1, ep 1) 
23:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. Of Whose Uneasy Route: When hackers infiltrate the FBI and the SIOC building goes into lockdown, the team have to look past their differences to escape. (S1, ep 21) 
00:00Criminal Minds Dorado Falls The team investigate a mass murder at an internet security company, while Prentiss must complete recertification training under Morgan's supervision. (S7, ep 3) 
01:00Bones The Secrets In The Proposal Brennan & Booth return for season nine as a question mark hangs over their relationship. Booth is reunited with a former colleague. (S9, ep 1) 
01:50Bones The Cheat In The Retreat When a body is found at a couples' retreat, Brennan and Booth must put their problems aside as they go undercover to investigate. (S9, ep 2) 
02:40Madam Secretary New & Exclusive. On the Clock: Peace talks between India and Pakistan are stalled when a plane crash is connected to both nations. (S2, ep 18) 
03:30Chicago Fire I am the Apocalypse The team transport the victims of a terrible chemical leak to Chicago Med, where a bad situation quickly turns seriously worse. (S3, ep 19) 
04:20Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S2, ep 9) 
04:45Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S2, ep 10) 
05:10UK Border Force A Nigerian with a forged passport spins a sympathetic story, but will it ring true? And a terminally-ill woman waits to see whether she qualifies to get into the country. (8/10) 
06:00Bones The Skull In The Sculpture The playful and perturbing proceedings begin with the discovery of a body in a crushed car. Dry-humoured detectives Booth and Brennan investigate. (S4, ep 7)