This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Living Tv on Thursday, February 18 2016

06:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
06:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
07:00Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S2, ep 3) 
07:30Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S2, ep 4) 
08:00UK Border Force The exclusive observational documentary series continues with immigration officers at Heathrow's Terminal 3 investigating a man who they suspect may be a drugs mule. (4/8) 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
10:00RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. 
10:30RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. 
11:00Bones The Master in the Slop Sweets gives professional chess players a run for their money when he goes undercover to find clues about a grandmaster's murder. (S9, ep 14) 
12:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bad To The Bone When a violent murder occurs in a casino carpark, the team discover that the case revolves around a three-fold incident involving a missing woman and child. (S4, ep 18) 
13:00Bones The Woman In The Tunnel Brennan and Booth accept the help of a homeless man as they search an abandoned tunnel system, hoping to solve the murder of a documentary filmmaker. (S1, ep 16) 
14:00Bones The Skull In The Desert While on holiday in the desert, Angela contacts Brennan to ask for her help in identifying a skull she fears may be her boyfriend's. (S1, ep 17) 
14:50Elementary The Leviathan Just when Holmes has accepted one Watson, two more move in. Luckily, the heist of a supposedly impenetrable vault provides a diversion from Joan's parents. (S1, ep 10) 
15:50CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The Hunger Artist The body of a young woman is found under a freeway. But when her fashionable past is uncovered her disfiguring scars take on a sinister turn. (S2, ep 23) 
16:50CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Revenge Is Best Served Cold Nick and Catherine wind up in the world of street racing when a driver is found dead while Grissom looks into the death of a champion poker player. (S3, ep 1) 
17:50New: Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 7) 
18:20New: Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 8) 
18:50New: My Kitchen Rules New Zealand New & Exclusive. In the second semifinal, the last two teams vie for the remaining spot in the Grand Final. With everything to play for, who can prepare the best meal? (S1, ep 29) 
20:00Criminal Minds Today I Do The BAU investigate a psychotic killer with a penchant for self-help mantras, and Prentiss discovers that a criminal she helped send down has been released... (S6, ep 15) 
21:00New: Elementary New & Exclusive. Alma Matters: Holmes' reconciliation with his father is tested again when he and Watson discover he is harbouring a deadly secret that could affect them all. (S4, ep 10) 
22:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Kitty The CSIs team up with the FBI's Cyber Crime Division when a high-profile casino owner's wife is found dead. Academy Award winner Patricia Arquette guest stars. (S14, ep 21) 
23:00Criminal Minds The Inspired The team have a delusional man in custody for multiple murders. The discovery of his twin requires a major re-evaluation of their theories, though. (S9, ep 2) 
00:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Ghosts of the Past The CSI team are called in to investigate the murder of a paranormal investigator. (S13, ep 21) 
01:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Skin in the Game Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath guest star in this dark finale. During an undercover mission, a CSI dices with death. (S13, ep 22) 
01:50Elementary The Long Fuse Holmes might have met his match as Lisa Edelstein, best known as House's formidable Dr Lisa Cuddy, guest stars in an explosive new case. (S1, ep 8) 
02:40Bones The Woman In The Garden A man is found with a dug-up corpse in the boot of his car. Booth and Brennan find where the woman was buried, but they also find a second empty grave. (S1, ep 13) 
03:30UK Border Force The exclusive observational documentary series continues with immigration officers at Heathrow's Terminal 3 investigating a man who they suspect may be a drugs mule. (4/8) 
04:20Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Staff confront an American soldier running scared, and a British woman causes confusion with her bag of tricks. (S2, ep 7) 
04:45Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Hidden compartments in a traveller's backpack raise red flags, and the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail centre workers stunned. (S2, ep 8) 
05:10Nothing To Declare UK Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. 
05:35Nothing To Declare UK Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. 
06:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences.