This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Thursday, October 24 2019

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08:00The Closer Smells Like Murder A cooler containing a body over three years dead comes to Major Crimes, leading Brenda to consider four hostile suspects. (S5, Ep10) 
09:00Bones Double Trouble in the Panhandle The remains of a set of conjoined twins are found on an oil field. Bones and Booth go undercover to find the culprit. (S4, Ep12) 
10:00NCIS: New Orleans High Stakes Percy and Lasalle go undercover at a high-stakes, underground poker game after the organizer targets players with access to a naval research laboratory. (S4, Ep19) 
11:00NCIS Sight Unseen NCIS searches for a petty officer suspected of assault who escapes when the sheriff transporting him crashes into a lake. (S15, Ep20) 
12:00Bones Fire in the Ice The body of a victim is found in a frozen lake. Booth identifies the body as a rival hockey player, making Booth a suspect in the crime. (S4, Ep13) 
13:00Bones The Hero in the Hold The Gravedigger returns and captures Booth. He wants the evidence that someone has stolen from the case, and he believes that Bones has it. (S4, Ep14) 
14:00The Mentalist Cackle-Bladder Blood - When Jane's brother-in-law, Danny Ruskin, returns to town and gets mixed up in a murder investigation, Jane must come to his aid despite personal reservations. (S3, Ep2) 
15:00NCIS One Step Forward A daughter begs Gibbs to investigate her mother's murder because she believes the police convicted the wrong man. (S15, Ep21) 
16:00NCIS: New Orleans Powder Keg A group of volatile thieves hold Pride and his bar patrons hostage. (S4, Ep20) 
17:00Bones The Princess and the Pear Booth asks Bones to fix his back again, but she ends up aggravating his condition. (S4, Ep15) 
18:00The Mentalist The Blood On His Hands - When Patrick Jane once again takes on cult leader Bret Stiles, Stiles offers Jane information regarding Red John and missing psychic Kristina Frye. (S3, Ep3) 
19:00NCIS Two Steps Back When evidence reveals an NCIS team member is a hitman's latest target, the team must search through old case files to determine who is seeking vengeance. (S15, Ep22) 
20:00NCIS Fallout Gibbs attends the memorial service for a friend who was lost at sea, then discovers that the deceased has been hiding in a fallout shelter after his boat was attacked. (S15, Ep23) 
21:00Family Guy Model Misbehaviour - Lois wants to be a model, but Peter's not sure about all the ogling. Meanwhile, Stewie starts a multi-level marketing company and Brian becomes his salesman. (S4, Ep11) 
21:30Family Guy Stew-Roids After Susie Swanson beats up Stewie, he and Peter take to the gym. What Stewie doesn't know is that Peter is giving him a little extra help to get those six-pack abs. (S8, Ep13) 
22:00New: American Horror Story: 1984 1984 Episode 100: With the horrors of the night behind them the survivors deal with the fallout of their choices. (S9, Ep6) 
23:00American Dad Son of Stan - After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Roger tracks down Hayley and Jeff. (S7, Ep2) 
23:30American Dad Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls - It's Halloween, and Stan goes to great lengths to have the scariest haunted house in the neighbourhood. (S7, Ep3) 
00:00Family Guy The Finer Strings Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet; Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog. (S16, Ep13) 
00:30Family Guy The Dating Game Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene. Meanwhile, Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis. (S16, Ep14) 
01:00American Dad Great Space Roaster - It's Roger's birthday, but he's devastated by the jokes played on him and vows to pull his life together. (S6, Ep18) 
01:30American Dad 100 AD - As Hayley and Jeff elope, Stan offers a $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop them. Everyone in town tries to claim it, including Steve and Roger as Wheels and the Legman. (S7, Ep1) 
02:00Family Guy Gronkowsbees Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive. (S16, Ep11) 
02:30Family Guy Peter's Def Jam When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room. (S16, Ep12) 
03:00Family Guy Bigfat - Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash. (S12, Ep17) 
03:30American Dad Merlot Down Dirty Shame - When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. (S6, Ep15) 
04:00The Closer Smells Like Murder A cooler containing a body over three years dead comes to Major Crimes, leading Brenda to consider four hostile suspects. (S5, Ep10) 
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