This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, August 29 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Vanessa invites the neighbours over for dinner. Eve ditches soccer practice for a friend's party. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:20Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Clark is racked with haunting visions when he meets an old woman who can see the future. (S1 Ep 6) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Abby gives Brynn and JoJo hip-hop solos, but hands Mackenzie a safe acrobatic routine. Mackenzie fights for what she wants as Abby flees. (S6 Ep 17) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. The mothers are not happy when Abby assigns Brynn a dance inspired by an old Maddie routine. The mini team returns to compete for Abby's attention. (S6 Ep 18) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with the three kids. (S2 Ep 6) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife goes back to work, leaving him to play house-husband with the three kids. (S2 Ep 7) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. (S7 Ep 10) 
12:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. (S7 Ep 12) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems more interested in Charlie. (S2 Ep 12) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily - much to Charlie's displeasure. (S2 Ep 13) 
14:00Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike finds out that Boyd is no longer a Baxter. (S2 Ep 13) 
14:30Last Man Standing Sitcom about a man who is struggling to hold on to his masculinity. Mike directs a Wild West sketch to celebrate the shop's Buffalo Bill Day sale. (S2 Ep 14) 
15:00Neighbours Lyn has shaken Paul's confidence and she indicates that there is more trouble brewing. Pierce tries to alleviate Chloe's heartbreak. Harlow finds out about Roxy and Mark. 
15:30Home and Away Justin almost comes to blows with Robbo over his fears for Tori. Irene's mental health deteriorates as she struggles to keep her secret. Raffy and Ryder continue to grow apart. 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will and Carlton's plans to entertain two French girls are ruined by Will's aunt. (S2 Ep 22) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will's cousin Ashley turns to him for advice about her new boyfriend. (S2 Ep 23) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. (S4 Ep 4) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5) 
18:00Neighbours Lyn has shaken Paul's confidence and she indicates that there is more trouble brewing. Pierce tries to alleviate Chloe's heartbreak. Harlow finds out about Roxy and Mark. 
18:30New: Home and Away Ben is granted bail, but the future looks bleak. Raffy gives Ryder an ultimatum. Irene decides to go to the hospital to check up on Tommy. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air American comedy series. Philip, Carlton and Will's camping trip is heading for disaster. Hilary's evening watching television takes a romantic turn. (S3 Ep 8) 
19:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:45Mamma Mia Film Exuberant ABBA musical starring Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan. A bride-to-be invites three of her mother's ex-lovers to her wedding to find out which of them is her father. (2008) 
20:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
20:50Mamma Mia Film Exuberant ABBA musical starring Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan. A bride-to-be invites three of her mother's ex-lovers to her wedding to find out which of them is her father. (2008) 
22:00New: Celebs on The Farm Fun reality series as a group of celebrities compete outside their comfort zone. It's elimination day, and after building a 100ft fence, one celebrity is sent out to pasture. (S2 Ep 4) 
23:00P.S. I Love You Film Romantic comedy starring Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler. A widow tries to come to terms with her husband's death by following ten instructions he has left for her. (2007) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05P.S. I Love You Film Romantic comedy starring Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler. A widow tries to come to terms with her husband's death by following ten instructions he has left for her. (2007) 
01:35Murdered By My Husband True crime documentary series. Raneem Oudeh escaped wartorn Syria to better her life in the UK. But her marriage to Janbaz Tarin ended in him stabbing her to death in the street. (S2 Ep 4) 
02:40Riverdale Teen drama. The return of the Black Hood has left Midge six feet under. Betty suspects Chic, and sure enough her digging suggests he has something to hide. (S2 Ep 19) 
03:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a prostitute. (S5 Ep 14) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.