This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, February 28 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Last Man Standing US comedy. A vote concerning a proposed school merger leads to a debate between Mike and Chuck. Meanwhile, Boyd dresses as a lump of coal for Halloween. (S4 Ep 5) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. When Abby refuses to take responsibility for the girls' lack of training, Kira takes matters into her own hands and brings in outside help. (S5 Ep 25) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. Last week's argument between Abby, Kira and Kalani leaves all three nowhere to be found. (S5 Ep 26) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate wonders why Bridget and Kerry are acting so strangely. (S2 Ep 21) 
10:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate does not make a good impression on Bridget and Kerry's new principal after she completely forgets that they went to high school together. (S2 Ep 22) 
11:05Last Man Standing US comedy. When a neighbour's security camera catches Vanessa spraying the neighbourhood cat with a hose, an upset Mike laments his lack of privacy. (S4 Ep 15) 
11:35Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives. (S4 Ep 16) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. (S7 Ep 16) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. (S7 Ep 17) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens. Dick finds himself confined to a wheelchair after he breaks his foot. (S3 Ep 12) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens. Dick decides that he is ready to start dating again. (S3 Ep 13) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Max and Steve face debtors from every level of society, including a peer of the realm clinging to antiques and a woman who is owed thousands by a recruitment agency. (S5 Ep 15) 
15:00Neighbours An apologetic Leo promises his father that he will try to pull himself together. Elly is hurt when she catches Mark in a lie. Gary has a difficult conversation with Sheila. 
15:30Home and Away Bella hears Colby and Chelsea arguing and runs away. Ryder is in Dean and Colby's bad books for hiding her. Coco is back, and wondering why Ryder isn't returning her calls. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael decides to help Junior polish his chat up technique. (S3 Ep 10) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay takes up painting, but Michael is less than flattered by her portrait of him. (S3 Ep 11) 
17:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. A new billboard leads to conflict between the Huangs' cowboy-themed restaurant and their rival. (S1 Ep 7) 
17:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Eddie is forced to make friends with the new kid at school. Louis hires a 'real cowboy' at his restaurant. (S1 Ep 8) 
18:00Neighbours An apologetic Leo promises his father that he will try to pull himself together. Elly is hurt when she catches Mark in a lie. Gary has a difficult conversation with Sheila. 
18:30Home and Away Will Coco forgive Raffy and Ryder? Maggie discovers that Bella's education is severely lacking. An unexpected hitch causes Colby and Chelsea to alter their wedding plans. 
19:00Last Man Standing US comedy. When an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalised, Mike wants to hire his neighbour Chuck's security company to protect it. (S4 Ep 13) 
19:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Although Eve insists she is OK after her first high school break-up, everyone has an opinion as to how she should deal with her feelings. (S4 Ep 14) 
20:00Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Dog trainer Graeme Hall finds long-lasting solutions for dogs with problems. Bella has become the neighbourhood nightmare, and Dave likes to lick other things before your face. (S1 Ep 2) 
21:00Austin Powers In Goldmember Film Spy spoof sequel starring Mike Myers and Beyoncé Knowles. Powers travels back in time to 1975 in order to halt the nefarious plans of Dr Evil and the villain Goldmember. (2002) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10Austin Powers In Goldmember Film Spy spoof sequel starring Mike Myers and Beyoncé Knowles. Powers travels back in time to 1975 in order to halt the nefarious plans of Dr Evil and the villain Goldmember. (2002) 
23:00Pompeii Film Historical drama starring Kit Harington and Emily Browning. When Vesuvius is about to erupt, a slave tries to free himself by fighting in the arena. (2014) 
00:00Access Entertainment round up. 
00:05Pompeii Film Historical drama starring Kit Harington and Emily Browning. When Vesuvius is about to erupt, a slave tries to free himself by fighting in the arena. (2014) 
01:053rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who come to Earth in human form and call themselves the Solomon family. Dick accompanies Mary on a trip to see her parents. (S3 Ep 4) 
01:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. Dick is frightened by the prospect of a medical examination. (S3 Ep 5) 
01:55My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Michael decides to help Junior polish his chat up technique. (S3 Ep 10) 
02:25My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay takes up painting, but Michael is less than flattered by her portrait of him. (S3 Ep 11) 
02:50Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. (S7 Ep 14) 
03:15Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. (S7 Ep 15) 
03:35Last Man Standing US comedy. A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike gets in the middle of it. Mandy doesn't believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game. (S4 Ep 7) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.