This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, June 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife and Kids First of two parts. Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an isolated island with a rapidly rising tide. (S5 Ep 16) 
08:25Smallville Superhero drama series exploring Superman's teenage years. Dr Walden wakes from his coma obsessed with Clark and possessing fantastic powers. (S2 Ep 22) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. The elite dancers are spread thin when Abby books a demanding commercial shoot for the team. (S6 Ep 32) 
10:10Dance Moms Reality series. The original ALDC team have abandoned Abby and turned to a rival. Meanwhile the mini team are challenged with a tough lyrical routine. (S6 Ep 33) 
11:05My Wife and Kids Second of two parts. Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an isolated island with a rapidly rising tide. (S5 Ep 17) 
11:40My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay asks Michael to get the garage remodelled so that it is more suitable for Jr, Vanessa and the baby. (S5 Ep 18) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie re-thinks the way he treats women. 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Jake and Judith are strongly influenced by Charlie's female surfer friend. 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5) 
13:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie dates an estate agent who's just like his mother. (S4 Ep 6) 
14:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Pressure mounts when Boyd enters a competition at a rodeo. Eve and her boyfriend argue over her prom attire. (S3 Ep 22) 
14:30Last Man Standing US comedy. Eve becomes the first female kicker on her school's football team, which elates Mike and worries Vanessa. Meanwhile, Eve is unsure how to read Justin. (S4 Ep 1) 
15:00Neighbours Andrea ingratiates herself with Terese and is offered a job, but Heather is clearly not prepared to stay in hiding. Shaun keeps his distance, as Mark reaches a decision about Elly. 
15:30Home and Away After Raffy is rushed to hospital, Justin and Tori reconsider their attitude to cannabis. Brody receives an offer to buy Salt but is he having second thoughts? Martha returns home. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Claire meets her first boyfriend, and Michael does everything in his power to break them up. (S1 Ep 9) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. The green-eyed monster rears its ugly head when Michael's brother Ken comes to visit with his new girlfriend. (S1 Ep 10) 
17:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael begins acting very strangely when he learns that one of his close friends has died. (S1 Ep 11) 
17:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family in which a father gets thrown into the deep end when his wife takes a job as a stockbroker, leaving him to play house-husband. (S2 Ep 1) 
18:00Neighbours Andrea ingratiates herself with Terese and is offered a job, but Heather is clearly not prepared to stay in hiding. Shaun keeps his distance, as Mark reaches a decision about Elly. 
18:30Home and Away Brody and Simone consider their future. Ziggy decides to enter a charity rally, but has just two days to get her car ready. Dean is enlisted as her co-driver. 
19:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan gets paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start being extra friendly toward each other. (S8 Ep 13) 
19:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan ends up fronting a Ponzi scheme-style operation after trying to raise money to advertise the chiropractic office. (S8 Ep 15) 
20:00Secrets of McDonalds ...Years of the Big Mac. Entertaining documentary revealing the history of the fast food franchise, from its humble beginnings in 1948 to its world-conquering profile today. 
21:00New: Old School For Lazy Kids Know-it-all teens get an intergenerational wake-up call. When 22-year-old Erik moves in with 79-year-old Raymond, he is soon horse-riding and doing work experience in a garage. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00The Bodyguard Film Romantic thriller starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. A singer takes on a bodyguard to defend her against someone who is trying to kill her - and romance follows. (1992) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10The Bodyguard Film Romantic thriller starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. A singer takes on a bodyguard to defend her against someone who is trying to kill her - and romance follows. (1992) 
00:40Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. When Charlie yet again falls for the feminine wiles of Courtney, Alan is worried. Will Charlie let himself be taken advantage of for sex? (S8 Ep 10) 
01:05Star Musical drama series. Alex and Noah's staged romance becomes something more. Carlotta resorts to violent means on Cotton's behalf. Ayanna steps in to help Simone. (S2 Ep 7) 
02:10Empire US musical drama series about a hip-hop empire. Cookie and Lucious take matters into their own hands as they watch Diana DuBois' master scheme unfold. (S4 Ep 8) 
03:05Empire US musical drama series about a hip-hop empire. Cookie and Lucious devise an elaborate plan to take down Diana Dubois and her family once and for all. (S4 Ep 9) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.