This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, March 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:008 Simple Rules Torn Between Two Lovers CJ is in the (un)enviable position of having to choose between two dates on Valentine's Day. Which date will the lucky lothario pick? (S3 Ep 19) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. In Las Vegas, Kendall stands up to Ashlee for the first time, and the mothers grow concerned that the girls are becoming too involved in the drama. (S6 Ep 14) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. After Maddie misses rehearsals, Abby cancels her spotlight dance and gives it to JoJo instead, leading to more emotional meltdowns. (S6 Ep 15) 
10:05Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom. Injury-enforced quality time with the boys proves too much for Louis, while Jessica takes over at the Cattleman's Ranch. (S2 Ep 16) 
10:35Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom. Louis's eagerness to make waves at the North Orlando Chili Cook-Off ends up with him facing competition from an alienated Eddie. (S2 Ep 17) 
11:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Boyd is turning ten years old, and sticking with family tradition, Mike wants to give him a shotgun and take him hunting. However Ryan is not impressed. (S6 Ep 4) 
11:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. It's Halloween and the Baxter family is excited for their annual party, except for Mike who's reluctantly tasked with choosing the theme. (S6 Ep 5) 
12:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man. 
12:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at Jake's birthday party. 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. Dick and the gang discover the joys of technology. (S4 Ep 17) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form and come to live on Earth as the Solomon family. Dick and Mary go to a new couples' retreat. (S4 Ep 18) 
14:00Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Will is embarrassed when Jack signs up at his gym. Grace and Karen have a night of drinking and bonding. (S1 Ep 19) 
14:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace tries to secure a design job working for a New York socialite, who then expects her to fix him up with Will. (S1 Ep 20) 
15:00Neighbours Mark makes a decision about Elly. Things get complicated for Leo and Piper when a former Neighbour returns to make waves. 
15:30Home and Away Is seeing Ziggy in hospital the wake-up call that Brody needs? Summer Bay throws a farewell party for Coco. Chelsea tells Colby what she has decided. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael's competitive side comes out when Kady enlists his help in the school candy drive. (S4 Ep 15) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife and three kids. Jr restores his prized car but he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it. (S4 Ep 16) 
17:00Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. As Emery adapts to middle school, Evan misses his bro. Jessica and Louis fall out over his decision to get her a maid. (S3 Ep 2) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Sitcom. The freaks come out for Louis's favourite holiday, Halloween, but Jessica is less than enthused. (S3 Ep 3) 
18:00Neighbours Mark makes a decision about Elly. Things get complicated for Leo and Piper when a former Neighbour returns to make waves. 
18:30Home and Away As Jasmine struggles to keep Tori's secret, Tori finally bows to pressure and admits to Robbo that she is carrying his baby. Colby and Bella consider their future. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom starring Tim Allen. Kyle leaves the loading dock door open, allowing a bear to wander into Outdoor Man. (S6 Ep 1) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is disappointed to learn that the wedding showers for Mandy and Kyle are scheduled on the same day as the Broncos-Chargers football game. (S6 Ep 2) 
20:00Grown Ups 2 Film Riotous comedy sequel starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. The middle-aged children return to cause more chaos, this time in their hometown. (2013) 
21:00Access Entertainment round up. 
21:05Grown Ups 2 Film Riotous comedy sequel starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. The middle-aged children return to cause more chaos, this time in their hometown. (2013) 
22:05Run All Night Film Action thriller starring Liam Neeson and Ed Harris. A hit man comes under fire from assassins and corrupt cops as he tries to protect his son from a mob boss. (2015) 
23:05Access Entertainment round up. 
23:10Run All Night Film Action thriller starring Liam Neeson and Ed Harris. A hit man comes under fire from assassins and corrupt cops as he tries to protect his son from a mob boss. (2015) 
00:258 Simple Rules The After Party Cate vetoes Bridget's efforts to plan an after-prom party in a hotel room, and instead organises a school-sanctioned shindig at home - to Bridget's horror. (S3 Ep 21) 
00:558 Simple Rules The Teachers' Lounge: After gaining a teaching job, CJ is overjoyed when he finally gains access to the teachers' lounge. But a territorial teacher ruins his enjoyment. (S3 Ep 22) 
01:25My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael's competitive side comes out when Kady enlists his help in the school candy drive. (S4 Ep 15) 
01:50My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife and three kids. Jr restores his prized car but he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it. (S4 Ep 16) 
02:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. 
02:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. 
03:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike is anxious to buy the miniature tank collection once belonging to the late husband of his neighbour. (S5 Ep 17) 
03:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Mike thinks Vanessa is using too much of his space at home to do her work, so he builds her a detached shed he calls a 'she shed' in their yard. (S5 Ep 18) 
03:50Access 8' No programme information available 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.