This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Monday, March 30 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Helicopter Pig tales. Miss Rabbit takes Peppa and her family for a ride in her rescue helicopter. (S3 Ep 34) 
06:05Peppa Pig Baby Alexander Pig tales. Baby Alexander is too young to talk, until Peppa teaches him his first word. (S3 Ep 35) 
06:10Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Lighthouse Pig tales. Grandpa Pig takes Peppa, George and Danny Dog to visit Grampy Rabbit's lighthouse. (S1 Ep 46) 
06:15Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm infects everyone around her. Mya Go spends a long day wobbling her loose tooth about, until it finally falls out! (S1 Ep 1) 
06:20Fireman Sam Up, Up and Away CGI adventures. Mandy is flying kites with the other children and becomes inspired to fly over the mountain. Hannah's dad Joe has just the thing - a hot air balloon. (S9 Ep 10) 
06:35Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. When Noddy tries out his new Diabolo, it crashes and breaks in two. Then the two halves go missing! (S2 Ep 49) 
06:45Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. The family move into the Hatcher Palace Hotel and Abby meets Bozzly for the very first time. (Ep 1) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Philip and James end up facing each other on a one-track bridge, Philip learns sometimes even the smallest engine can be the bigger engine. (S22 Ep 14) 
07:10New: Daisy & Ollie 2D animated series about two inquisitive four-year-olds who ask lots of questions. Daisy and Ollie find out how to be well prepared in the event of a fire. (S1 Ep 1) 
07:20Peppa Pig Bubbles Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George are playing with bubbles. Daddy Pig shows them how to make really big bubbles with an old tennis racket. (S2 Ep 1) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. On a sleepover at the Sheep's house, Peppa and Suzy sit up in bed talking about what they will do when they are grown up. (S6 Ep 34) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about bird rescue-cadets. Baddy wants to be in Reg Goosling's best adventure picture ever. (S2 Ep 13) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue puppies. Chickaletta is stuck on a runaway drone and mysterious butterflies are causing chaos! (S5 Ep 1) 
08:10Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. When the Floogals find a house in the garden completely made of glass, they wonder who lives there. (S3 Ep 1) 
08:30Becca's Bunch Animated series about a young bird in a bobble hat. Buck goes on vacation and leaves a robot to take care of his chores. (S1 Ep 21) 
08:40New: Little Princess 2D-animated series about a little girl who lives in a castle. Great Aunty is given a whoopee cushion for her birthday. (S7 Ep 13) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Bunty II Animation. Mr Elf has built a new boat to replace the one that Big Bad Barry ate, but he is hesitant about taking it out. (S2 Ep 44) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. The Sunny Bunnies are having fun creating amazing shapes with their bubble mixtures. However, Big Boo seems to be allergic to bubbles. (S1 Ep 18) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. When they respond to an alarm at a laundrette, firefighters discover several people living illegally on the premises. (S4 Ep 5) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Britain's Parking Hell Tight squeezes and fraying tempers in this reality series. Highlights from the series including Robocop's war on parkers who clog up cycle lanes. (S3 Ep 6) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away John is furious when the Paratas swallow their pride and move in. Roo gives Nik casual work at the bait shop. Can Dean rescue Mac from a blind date from hell? 
13:45Neighbours Can Elly prove her innocence? Bea learns a shattering truth after being discharged from hospital. Sheila explodes when Susan arrives at Gary's wake, blaming her for Gary's death. 
14:15The Killer Nurse Film Thriller starring Willa Ford and Brigid Brannagh. A young woman hires a carer to look after her father. But does the nurse she employs have a dark secret? (2014) 
16:00Friends The gang find out about each other's worst ever Thanksgiving - and both Monica and Chandler are surprised by what they learn. (S5 Ep 8) 
16:30Friends Joey makes himself look a fool when he tries to keep Chandler and Monica's relationship a secret. Phoebe and Rachel take a literature class. (S5 Ep 9) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Can Elly prove her innocence? Bea learns a shattering truth after being discharged from hospital. Sheila explodes when Susan arrives at Gary's wake, blaming her for Gary's death. 
18:00Home and Away John is furious when the Paratas swallow their pride and move in. Roo gives Nik casual work at the bait shop. Can Dean rescue Mac from a blind date from hell? 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Around the World by Train with... ...Tony Robinson. Travelogue series. Tony heads out of St Pancras, by train, to explore the south of France, Barcelona, and Madrid. (S2 Ep 1) 
20:00New: Police Interceptors Reality series following high-speed police intercept units in West Yorkshire. When the driver of a runaway car decides to make a run for it, officers use a Taser to stop him. (S17 Ep 10) 
21:00New: Inside the Force: 24/7 Life inside a busy police station. Officers Sgt Mike Templeman and PC Becky Hill visit a flat that looks like a murder scene, before attending to a fight outside a nightclub. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00New: Hard Men: Street Justice Ground-breaking two-part documentary. An unprecedented insight into the lives of London's most notorious street gangs, showing the real-life events. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:05Jason Statham's Blitz Film Crime thriller set in London starring Jason Statham and Paddy Considine. A maverick detective tries to track down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers. (2011) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Jason Statham's Blitz Film Crime thriller set in London starring Jason Statham and Paddy Considine. A maverick detective tries to track down a serial killer who has been targeting police officers. (2011) 
00:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10The Great British Benefits Handout Documentary series. Sophie must put her dressmaking business on hold after being evicted. Fran and Danny's dream of buying a burger van is within reach, but at what cost? (S2 Ep 5) 
04:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly clip show. Highlights include people who crash weddings, sporting fails and flops, one-of-a-kind science experiments and the Slow Motion Theatre. (S1 Ep 5) 
04:50House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice gives a makeover to a terraced house in Rothwell near Leeds. [SL] (S2 Ep 12) 
05:10The Railways That Built Britain Documentary series. Chris Tarrant reveals the crucial roles played by the railways during the two world wars. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Miss Rabbit's Day Off Pig tales. Miss Rabbit has hurt her ankle, so her sister and her friends offer to fill in for her at the ice cream stand. (S3 Ep 37)