This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, March 4 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Grampy Rabbit's Dinosaur Park Animated series about a lovable little pig. To celebrate Freddy Fox's birthday, the children go on a trip to a Dinosaur Park. (S4 Ep 16) 
06:05Peppa Pig Bedtime Story Animated series about a lovable little pig. Daddy Pig reads Peppa and George a bedtime story. Later George wakes up again, so Peppa has to make up another story. (S4 Ep 17) 
06:10Peppa Pig Lost Keys Animated series about a lovable little pig. After a family trip to a mountain beauty spot, Daddy Pig loses the car keys down a drain. (S4 Ep 18) 
06:15Peppa Pig George's New Dinosaur Animated series about a lovable little pig. When his favourite toy dinosaur breaks, George visits Mr Fox's Shop to find a new one. (S4 Ep 19) 
06:20Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm infects everyone. Miss Coach's whistle breaks on the Everyday School Sports Day. (S1 Ep 13) 
06:30Fireman Sam Mandy's Mountain Animation. Inspired by Moose Roberts' book of adventures, Mandy decides that she wants to be a mountain climber too and Elvis decides to write a book about Sam. (S8 Ep 10) 
06:40New: Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Noddy, Big Ears and Deltoid want to play basketball, but the hoop has been tampered with. (S2 Ep 43) 
06:50New: Abby Hatcher Animated series about a young girl and her quirky Fuzzly friends. A trail of missing roses leads Abby to a new Fuzzly - the flower-loving Princess Flug. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Animation. When Bertie breaks down, Thomas takes on his passengers. But they keep requesting unscheduled stops, which makes him run late. (S21 Ep 11) 
07:15Milkshake! Monkey's Amazing... ...Adventures. Live action series featuring an inquisitive puppet monkey. Milkshake! Monkey hikes up an extinct volcano in Edinburgh! Lily demonstrates what happens when they erupt. (S6 Ep 18) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and her family go on a walk through the forest to Grandpa and Granny Pig's house. On the way they meet all their favourite fairytale characters. (S5 Ep 35) 
07:30Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. While Mummy Pig is enjoying a spa day out, Daddy, George and Peppa explore the rest of the shopping centre. (S6 Ep 28) 
07:40Top Wing Animated series about bird rescue-cadets. When Baddy takes an old plane and finds controls baffling, Swift's Grandpa talks him through an exciting landing. (S2 Ep 14) 
07:55New: Paw Patrol CGI-animated series about a team of heroic search-and-rescue pups. It's such a baking hot day in Adventure Bay that things are melting! (S6 Ep 2) 
08:10Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. The Floogals find an activity book of Girl Hooman's, but the pages contain only jumbled up numbers. (S3 Ep 13) 
08:25Becca's Bunch Animated series about a young bird in a bobble hat. When a thick fog descends on Wagtail Woods, Becca's Bunch find a unique way to light the airport landing strip. (S1 Ep 23) 
08:40Little Princess Regal fun. When the ice cream and drawing paper run out, Princess realises the importance of not wasting things. (S3 Ep 34) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Honey Bees Animation. Ben and Holly visit the beehive to see how honey is made. Wise Old Elf is the bee keeper and shows them his special way of collecting honey. (S2 Ep 26) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated exploits of five colourful balls of light. Turbo finds a magic wand that makes things come alive in a gift shop - including a snapping toy jaw. (S3 Ep 22) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Paddington Station 24/7 Documentary series. Engineers at Cowley Bridge insert 24 huge culverts to ease flooding there. In Paddington, a drink-addled dentist is convinced he has left his bag on a train. (S3 Ep 7) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Ben from Lewisham Council's Rogue Landlord Unit has just 24 hours to rehouse a single mother and her child or they will end up on the streets. (S1 Ep 2) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Tori goes home. Robbo and Jasmine make plans for an uncertain future. Bella makes herself ill with stolen medication. Armed gunmen storm the hospital and take everyone hostage. 
13:45Neighbours Paul discovers that Jane's catfish is an old adversary. Roxy unwittingly upsets Toadie on the anniversary of Sonya's death. Paige reveals a shocking truth after standing up Mark. 
14:15Secrets In A Small Town Film Thriller starring Kate Drummond and Rya Kihlstedt. A mother's worst nightmare comes true when her teenage daughter goes missing. (2019) 
16:00Friends When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica has to make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet. (S3 Ep 21) 
16:30Friends Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his romance with his co-star progresses. (S3 Ep 22) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Paul discovers that Jane's catfish is an old adversary. Roxy unwittingly upsets Toadie on the anniversary of Sonya's death. Paige reveals a shocking truth after standing up Mark. 
18:00Home and Away Tori goes home. Robbo and Jasmine make plans for an uncertain future. Bella makes herself ill with stolen medication. Armed gunmen storm the hospital and take everyone hostage. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Secrets of the Royal Palaces A light-hearted glimpse into the unique world of the British Royal Family. Royal culinary traditions have changed, such as being sent to the Tower if you served the wrong fruit. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00New: Health Foods: Are They A... ...Con? Paul Connolly and the team investigate health foods to debunk whether they're all they're cracked up to be. 
21:00New: Sarah Payne: 5 Mistakes... ...that Caught the Killer. Paedophile Roy Whiting murdered eight-year-old Sarah Payne after being released from prison. But would he have got away with his crime if he hadn't made a series of errors b 
22:00New: The Chocolate Challenge... Seven chocaholic creators compete to have their own bar manufactured. Si and Dave preside over a semi-final where the contestants concoct Easter eggs, full of treats. (S1 Ep 4) 
23:05Harvey Nichols: Britain's... ...Poshest Department Store. Documentary reveals the story of the home of luxury fashion and the champagne lifestyle, including its Diana-favoured restaurant and relationship with the stars of Ab Fab. 
00:05The Woman Who Ate A House Documentary about people eating the seemingly inedible, including a woman who devours the walls of her home, eating more than a ton of plaster in 15 years. 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Hotel Inspector: Checking In... ...Checking Out. Alex returns to check back in on how a hotel is getting on. (S5 Ep 4) 
04:00Tattoo Disasters Documentary series. Meet the Oldham mum whose tattooist made a right boob, the budding actor with the dodgy tats, and the doting dad with a bombastic British bulldog. [SL] (S1 Ep 7) 
04:25Tattoo Disasters Documentary series. A born again Christian with a skin-full of tattoos, and the ashes of a much-loved grandmother are laid to rest in a tribute tattoo. [SL] (S1 Ep 8) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice provides home improvement advice for properties that are proving difficult to sell. Ann visits a cluttered house in Cradley Heath. (S6 Ep 1) 
05:10Nick's Quest Nick Baker travels to Karanambo in Guyana where he finds out about efforts to conserve the giant river otter. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
06:00Peppa Pig Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue Animation. Miss Rabbit's train has broken down, so Grandpa Pig lends her his little train, Gertrude. (S4 Ep 20)