This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, March 27 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy and Daddy Pig have lots of fun helping Peppa make her school project, if only they could find the glitter... (S5 Ep 12) 
06:05Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series. When the Police visit the school, officers Panda and Squirrel teach Peppa and her friends all about bicycle safety. (S5 Ep 13) 
06:10The Day Henry Met Animation. Birthday Cake isn't going to be big enough for all the people at the party, so Henry becomes a baker and creates the best birthday cake ever! (S1 Ep 25) 
06:15Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. A family of wolf-like Tamaskans are exploring their back garden for the first time. What will they make of Foxy the horse? (S2 Ep 8) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Dinner Party Impish animation. Snooty King and Queen Marigold invite themselves round for dinner at the castle to sample Nanny Plum's cooking. (S1 Ep 41) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Samson Lion is running around and preventing Gertie and Otis from getting any rest, so Wissper gets Dan Panda to teach him tai chi to calm him down. (S2 Ep 23) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Everything is set for the Toy Green picnic when Noddy finds that some of the trees have been turned upside-down. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. While working in the Australian rainforest, Thomas meets a ranger and helps her to rescue the koalas from a bush fire. (S22 Ep 18) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Coconuts prove to be the key ingredient for Shane's Calypso Chicken dinner and for Munchington's new Calypso band. (S1 Ep 29) 
07:20Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Animated series about a loveable little pig. Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. (S4 Ep 13) 
07:30New: Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. Madame Gazelle teaches the playgroup to play the recorder. After lots of practice at home, they put on a concert for their parents. (S6 Ep 5) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Team Top Wing saves Shirley Squirrely when her giant flying machine nearly crashes into the ocean. (S1 Ep 5) 
07:55PAW Patrol Animated series about a pack of brave and resourceful puppies. Farmer Al's sheep run away, and Mayor Humdinger's kittens go missing! (S4 Ep 39) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. Chips makes a statue of Digby for a gift, but Digby thinks that it is really ugly and tries to get rid of it. (S2 Ep 3) 
08:20Floogals Animation. After Fee Floogal sees Boy Hooman's band practising in the garage, the Floogals form a band to find out why they all play at the same time. (S2 Ep 33) 
08:35Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy's Pet Impish animation. Nanny Plum conjures up a hamster called Pippin for the twins. However, the naughty new pet is soon causing chaos in the castle. (S1 Ep 42) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies-in-training. When the girls discover a blank gem, they take it to the Gem Princess who gives each gem its power. (S3 Ep 15) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. A dog's-eye view of life. Twiggy and some super clever pups are being put through their paces at guide dog training. (S1 Ep 12) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Nightmare Neighbour Next Door:... ...When Neighbours Attack. Documentary series. A six-year dispute over a shared drive leads to a fight that leaves one man in hospital and another in court (S5 Ep 14) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and interntational news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Simone returns to work at Salt. Justin discovers that she and his brother are having an affair. Dean's erratic behaviour worries Willow, but will he confide in her? 
13:45Neighbours Elly faces a new dilemma. Can Bea get the charges against Ned dropped? Finn faces prosecution and turns to Susan for comfort. Paul suspects that Gary is up to no good again. 
14:15Perfect Life, Perfect Lies Film High school reunion thriller starring Kacey Clarke and Kayla Ewell. Four friends meet at a high school reunion to unearth a time capsule in which they buried their worst secrets. (2016) 
16:00Friends Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardised when the subject of children is discussed. (S2 Ep 24) 
16:30Friends Ross confides a sexual fantasy to Rachel, who cannot keep a secret. Meanwhile, Chandler resumes an old relationship. (S3 Ep 1) 
17:005 News At 5 National and interntational news. 
17:30Neighbours Elly faces a new dilemma. Can Bea get the charges against Ned dropped? Finn faces prosecution and turns to Susan for comfort. Paul suspects that Gary is up to no good again. 
18:00Home and Away Simone returns to work at Salt. Justin discovers that she and his brother are having an affair. Dean's erratic behaviour worries Willow, but will he confide in her? 
18:305 News Tonight National and interntational news. 
19:00Summer In Yorkshire: A Year In... ...The Wild. Documentary series. High up in Malham Cove, two 40-day-old peregrines must learn how to fly. Facing unseasonably cold weather, times are tough for the roe deer of Malham Tarn. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series filmed inside an NHS surgery in Bradford. Patients include a young man who may have picked up an STD during a lads' holiday in Tenerife. (S6 Ep 27) 
21:00New: Critical Condition Documentary series following the trauma and emergency teams in a UK hospital. John has been stabbed and is rushed straight for emergency surgery. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:0030 Inches Tall and Turning 18:.. ...Extraordinary People. At just 2 foot 7 inches tall, Teenager Georgia Rankin is the height of the average two-year-old. this rite of passage film follows her from her 18th to her 19th birthday. 
23:05Too Fat To Work Documentary series. A housebound teenager, an unemployed couple planning a grand wedding and a single mum undergoing a gastric bypass are claiming benefits due to extreme obesity. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05Police Interceptors Reality series following the work of high-speed police intercept units. Chris and Sophie spot a bunny-hopping learner who already has eight points on his provisional license. (S15 Ep 3) 
01:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:00High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:30High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10NCIS One Last Score US crime drama series. When the NCIS team learns of the murder of one of their former investigative assistants, they find that the victim has been selling information. (S8 Ep 17) 
04:00NCIS: Worst Nightmare Kill Screen US crime drama series. The NCIS team hunts a ruthless murderer after the dismembered fingertips and teeth of a murdered marine are found in a pickpocket's stolen purse. (S8 Ep 16) 
04:45House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice lays down the law to those whose houses need updating to make a sale. This time she visits a couple in Bournemouth who want to move to Australia. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:10House Busters Janet Ellis invites three experts to `heal' a house. A young couple blame strange noises and inexplicable experiences in their flat for sabotaging their musical careers. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 6) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy Pig's book is finished, and it's time to show it off to Peppa's friends. Sadly, Peppa and George lose some of the book when they are playing. (S5 Ep 14)