This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, February 27 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Tooth Fairy Animated series about a lovable little pig. One of Peppa's teeth falls out. Mummy Pig explains that the Tooth Fairy will come that very night to take the tooth. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:05Peppa Pig The New Car Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family are going for a drive. Suddenly their car breaks down. (S1 Ep 23) 
06:10The Day Henry Met Animation. A friendly microscope has lost the formula for his cure for smelly burps. So Henry becomes a scientist and experiments to re-create it. (S1 Ep 5) 
06:15The Secret Life of Kittens Documentary series. Benny is so clever, he can even find snacks in the fridge! He's not the only mischievous kitty. Ned and Dot are up to no good in the bathroom. (S1 Ep 8) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom The Royal Picnic Impish animation. Holly accidentally breaks her mum's special new teapot. Can Ben help her repair it? (S1 Ep 52) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Jambo Tortoise can't smell the flowers he has grown for his friend Jemima - until Ellington Elephant sneezes. (S2 Ep 18) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Everyone is dressing up as clowns, but the fun stops when a strange clown starts playing practical jokes which are not funny at all. (S1 Ep 51) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:.. Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. Thomas takes a shortcut via a low bridge, knocking the water wheel he is carrying off his flatbed and sends it rolling across the Chinese countryside! (S22 Ep 15) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Little Honey Bear climbs too high and gets stuck. Not even Gertie the giraffe can reach her - until the beavers spot Gertie's very long tongue. (S2 Ep 6) 
07:20Peppa Pig The Balloon Ride Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family are at the school fete where the top prize in the raffle is a trip in a hot air balloon. (S2 Ep 25) 
07:30Peppa Pig George's Birthday Animated series about a lovable little pig. Today is George's birthday and Mummy and Daddy Pig have a special day planned. (S2 Ep 26) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. Rod proves that he's "a rooster, not a chicken" when he finds a cute little bear cub lost in Haunted Cave. (S1 Ep 3) 
07:55Paw Patrol Animation. When a boy named Danny sees Ryder perform an incredible stunt, it inspires him to become a daredevil. But the boy attempts a risky stunt. (S3 Ep 7) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation. When Fizzy leaves her special fern in Digby's care, he soon has cause to regret neglecting to follow her careful instructions on how to look after it... (S2 Ep 13) 
08:20Floogals Animation. Fee is back, and curious to know why the Hoomans are performing actions and using equipment that the other Floogals have never seen before! (S2 Ep 38) 
08:40Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Gaston The Ladybird Today's adventure starts at Gaston's Cave where Ben and Holly are out to play! (S1 Ep 2) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine Animated series about twin genies in training. Shimmer and Shine tell Leah the story of how they met Tala and Nahal, with help from the Animal Genie. (S3 Ep 20) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Barley is training to be a water rescue dog, but will she like getting her four paws wet as she trains in the paddling pool? (S2 Ep 2) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords ...Slum Landlords. Documentary series. A retired couple pay the price when their tenants stop paying rent and invite their abusive friends in to squat. (S3 Ep 9) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor who owes thousands in parking fines is found to have a car with false plates on his driveway, and Matt and Garry try to recoup 16,000 owed to a landlord. (S5 Ep 35) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Justin enlists Leah's help as he struggles to get through to Tori. Concerned about Bella's education, Chelsea defies Colby's wishes. Robbo makes a life-changing decision. 
13:45Neighbours Terese asks Piper to keep an eye on Leo, with unexpected results. Amy tells Gary that she wants to get back together with him, but he needs to tell his mother to back off. 
14:15Escaping Dad Film Thriller starring Sunny Mabrey and Jason Wiles. A woman escapes from an abusive relationship. But her partner is the DA, and uses all his powers to find her. (2017) 
16:00Friends The whole gang attends the funeral when Ross and Monica's grandmother dies. Meanwhile, Chandler's co-worker sets him up on a date - with another man. (S1 Ep 8) 
16:30Friends Monica invites all those without prior plans to Thanksgiving dinner, but soon wishes she hadn't. Joey gets some embarrassing modelling work. (S1 Ep 9) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Terese asks Piper to keep an eye on Leo, with unexpected results. Amy tells Gary that she wants to get back together with him, but he needs to tell his mother to back off. 
18:00Home and Away Justin enlists Leah's help as he struggles to get through to Tori. Concerned about Bella's education, Chelsea defies Colby's wishes. Robbo makes a life-changing decision. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series. A serious five-car crash requires an airlift to hospital for the worst-hit driver. An un-MOT'd car flees cops at 100mph. 
20:00New: GPs Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Angus has been waking up in the morning with his pillows covered in blood. Pauline has suffers with 'restless leg syndrome', while Ian is struggling with COPD. (S6 Ep 23) 
21:00USS Indianapolis Film War action drama starring Nicolas Cage and Tom Sizemore. An American warship is torpedoed by a Japanese submarine in WWII, casting 300 crewmen adrift. (2016) 
22:005 News Update National and international news. 
22:05USS Indianapolis Film War action drama starring Nicolas Cage and Tom Sizemore. An American warship is torpedoed by a Japanese submarine in WWII, casting 300 crewmen adrift. (2016) 
23:35Bangkok Dangerous Film Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage and Shahkrit Yamnarm. A contract killer travels to Bangkok for his final hits but getting out of the game alive is a tall order. (2008) 
01:15Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
01:45High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:15High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:45High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:20Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show. A collection of some of the craziest clips featuring kids from the internet. (S2 Ep 6) 
03:45Britain's Greatest Bridges Rob Bell uncovers the extraordinary story of Tower Bridge, revealing how it was funded, how its design was revolutionary and how it is lucky to still be standing. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:00Witches: A Century Of Murder Last of a two-part documentary series. Dr Suzannah Lipscomb tells the story of Matthew Hopkins, a ruthless Puritan who rose to become Witchfinder General. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A divorcing couple must revamp their Victorian semi in Camberley, Surrey. [SL] (S5 Ep 6) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the western world's most famous artists. This edition focuses on Peter Paul Rubens, famous for his voluptuous female nudes. [SL] (S1 Ep 9) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S3 Ep 9) 
06:00Peppa Pig Treasure Hunt Animated series about a lovable little pig. Granny and Grandpa Pig organise a treasure hunt in the garden for Peppa and George. (S1 Ep 26)