This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, May 29 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Windy Castle Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family go on a day trip to Windy Castle, but Daddy Pig gets grumpy when he loses his way. (S1 Ep 28) 
06:05Peppa Pig My Cousin Chloe Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa's older cousin Chloe comes to visit, and Peppa must play games by somebody else's rules for a change. (S1 Ep 28) 
06:10Peppa Pig The Flying Vet Animated series about a loveable little pig. Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day. (S4 Ep 13) 
06:15Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey visits the circus and meets an upside-down friend! (S3 Ep 18) 
06:20Wissper Animation. Kev Crocodile tries to tell Gertie and Wissper that he has something stuck in his teeth, but they can't understand him. (S2 Ep 8) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. The Pirates go missing while attempting the Pirate Challenge to sail all around Toyland in a day. (S2 Ep 23) 
06:40Fireman Sam Animation. After watching a zombie movie, Norman mistakes croaky winter sickness for a zombie outbreak and sets off a flare - indoors. (S11 Ep 10) 
06:55Thomas and Friends Animation. The Fat Controller splashes out on a new public address system, but the engines and passengers can't hear the announcements or which train to catch. (S21 Ep 7) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. It looks as though fish fingers are off the menu when Penny ruins Shane's breadcrumb mix - until she accidentally crushes Mario's cornflake supply... (Ep 18) 
07:15Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy Pig is determined that George's new hat doesn't get muddy when Peppa and George visit Grandpa and Granny Pig. (S5 Ep 24) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. A new synthesiser arrives for Daddy Pig, and his family collect sounds for it from around the house while he is out at work. (S6 Ep 9) 
07:35Top Wing Animated series about a group of young bird rescue-cadets. Swift flies to the rescue when Shirley accidentally turbo-charges her little plane! (S1 Ep 21) 
07:50PAW Patrol Animation. Marshall and the Paw Patrol go camping to help teach Alex all about fire safety. (S4 Ep 3) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animated series about a fledgling dragon and his forest friends. Grumpy builds a robot as pernickety and obsessive as himself to help him with all his tasks. (S2 Ep 18) 
08:20New: Little Princess 2D-animated series about an inquisitive princess, narrated by Rufus Jones. A rainbow appears over the castle. Princess tries to find out if there is gold at the end of it. (S4 Ep 3) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine CGI-animated series about twin genies-in-training and their friends. The girls befriend a cute creature, only to find out that their magic doesn't work when it's nearby. (S3 Ep 22) 
08:55Floogals Animation. Movie night is interrupted when the Floogals find themselves inadvertently babysitting Girl Hooman's new, very lifelike doll. (S2 Ep 3) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. The Sunny Bunnies visit a museum, where all the interesting exhibits and secret passages make it a perfect place for a game of hide-and-seek. (S1 Ep 9) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Police Interceptors The interceptors go after car thieves who are attempting to flee the country with a stolen BMW. Meanwhile, it's the end of the line for some burglary suspects in Southend. (S2 Ep 4) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and International News. 
12:15Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series that delves into the dark side of the UK's housing crisis, featuring victims and villains of the buy-to-let boom. (S3 Ep 3) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Colby learns that his kiss with Jasmine has been captured on film. Jasmine's nerves hamper her efforts to reconcile with Robbo. Has Willow ruined her friendship with Dean? 
13:45Neighbours Elly is concerned that Shaun wants to be involved in the baby's upbringing, Mark serves Elly with annulment papers. Gary bids for Karl's tram project. Amy has an answer for Gary. 
14:20My Daughter Is Innocent Film Thriller. Starring Victoria Pratt and Christina Cox. A mother is determined to prove that her daughter is innocent of murder. (2017) 
16:00Friends Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage. (S6 Ep 16) 
16:30Friends Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe, while Joey hires a lookalike. (S6 Ep 17) 
17:005 News At 5 National and International News. 
17:30Neighbours Elly is concerned that Shaun wants to be involved in the baby's upbringing, Mark serves Elly with annulment papers. Gary bids for Karl's tram project. Amy has an answer for Gary. 
18:00Home and Away Colby learns that his kiss with Jasmine has been captured on film. Jasmine's nerves hamper her efforts to reconcile with Robbo. Has Willow ruined her friendship with Dean? 
18:305 News Tonight National and International News. 
19:00Inside the Tower of London Four-part documentary series. Chris begins his career as a Beefeater with some testing exams, while the Chief Curator reveals the history of Anne Boleyn. (Ep 2) 
20:00Missing Flight MH370: The New Evidence ...Evidence. Documentary. Four years ago, flight MH370 was declared lost in the Indian Ocean. For the first time, senior officials on the front line reveal what happened behind closed doors. 
21:00New: The Blitz: Britain On Fire Historical series exploring eight days in Liverpool in May 1941. Mary Lawson's decision to stay above ground during the bombing had serious consequences. (S1 Ep 3) 
22:00New: When Plastic Surgery Goes... ...Horribly Wrong. Series looking at some less-than-successful operations. Delsha's routine visit to get her eyebrows tattooed resulted in her ending up looking like a 'clown with four eyebrows'. 
23:30The Gypsies Next Door Series about Travellers fighting to keep their traditions alive. Local legend Mikey was only 32 when he was killed in a car accident, so brother Simey throws a grand funeral. (S1 Ep 3) 
00:30Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Max and Steve visit an east London restaurant whose owner owes 7,000 to his gas supplier, and a dissatisfied customer is owed 4,000 from a second-hand car dealer. (S5 Ep 33) 
01:15The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:15Nightmare Tenants: Get Out Of... ...My House. A landlord feels the heat from a tenant using his home for their business and a developer risks the wrath of squatters. (S3 Ep 2) 
04:00Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Fun-loving Madison is so impressed by Kavos's nitrous oxide balloons that she decides to get a lifelong reminder etched on her foot, along with half a chicken. [SL] (S1 Ep 3) 
04:45House Doctor US interior designer Ann Maurice lays down the law to those whose houses need updating to make a sale. This time she visits a couple in Bournemouth who want to move to Australia. [SL] (S2 Ep 4) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The Venetian Tiziano Vecellio pioneered the use of oils with a radical approach. (S1 Ep 6) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 18) 
06:00Peppa Pig Pancakes Pig tales. Mummy Pig is making pancakes and Daddy Pig flips his so high that it sticks to the ceiling! Can the family get it down? (S1 Ep 29)