This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, May 30 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Pancakes Pig tales. Mummy Pig is making pancakes and Daddy Pig flips his so high that it sticks to the ceiling! Can the family get it down? (S1 Ep 29) 
06:05Peppa Pig Babysitting Animated series about a lovable little pig. Mummy and Daddy Pig go out for the evening, leaving Granny and Grandpa Pig to babysit an excitable Peppa and George. (S1 Ep 30) 
06:10Peppa Pig Kylie Kangaroo Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa shows Kylie Kangaroo how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest? (S4 Ep 14) 
06:15Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake! Monkey helps a baby alpaca to find his feet. (S3 Ep 19) 
06:20Wissper Animation. Alanna Llama decides that she wants to be a camel. Wissper gives her stilts for extra height and makes her a hump, then calls on Colin Camel for help. (S2 Ep 9) 
06:30Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Everyone is excited about Toyland's first Winter Light Festival, except Clockwork Mouse... (S2 Ep 24) 
06:40Fireman Sam Animation. Norman, James, Sarah and Mandy get in trouble at sea when they attempt to be the first in Pontypandy to complete a new mobile phone collecting game. (S11 Ep 11) 
06:55Thomas and Friends Animation. Toby is given a replacement carriage while Henrietta has her seats refurbished. However, Hannah is headstrong and reckless... (S21 Ep 8) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Sid Singh's nature trip with the kids goes awry when Mario spooks the local ponies and they trample through Maggie's butternut squash patch. (Ep 19) 
07:15Peppa Pig Animation. Peppa and the gang sail on a canal boat. (S5 Ep 25) 
07:25Peppa Pig Animated antics of a lovable piglet. During a picnic in her garden, cousin Chloe shows Peppa and George fun things to do with wild flowers. (S6 Ep 10) 
07:35Top Wing Animated series about a group of young bird rescue-cadets. Sandy Stork loses her glasses and mixes up the eggs in her delivery. (S1 Ep 22) 
07:50PAW Patrol Animation. It seems just a regular day in Adventure Bay as the Paw Patrol is called to duty. But the pups are in for a surprise - Paw Patrol Appreciation Day! (S4 Ep 4) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animated series about a fledgling dragon. Digby is having a clear-out, but gets upset when Chips gives his old lava lamp to Grizel, who refuses to return it. (S2 Ep 19) 
08:20New: Little Princess 2D-animated series about an inquisitive princess. Princess is making a gift for a special day at the castle, but someone keeps decorating it while she sleeps! (S4 Ep 4) 
08:40Shimmer and Shine CGI-animated series about twin genies. Zeta's relaxing night at the treehouse is disturbed when the girls also show up, so she tries to scare them away. (S3 Ep 23) 
08:55Floogals Animation. When Boy Hooman wears an unusually large sock on one leg, Flo must perform a daring mid-air investigation on her own to complete her Hooman clothing report. (S2 Ep 4) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animation. The Sunny Bunnies have trouble trying to get rid of a balloon stuck to their hair by static electricity. (S1 Ep 12) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. The interceptors pursue an out-of-control motorbike and a petrol thief attempts to destroy his ill-gotten gains. (S2 Ep 5) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and International News. 
12:15Nightmare Tenants: Get Out Of... ...My House. Documentary series. A tanning salon owner offers to rent his home to an employee, who upsets the neighbours with her parties and owes him 3,000 in back rent. (S3 Ep 4) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Jett's wounds are mental as well as physical. Justin and Leah take time out from their busy lives to be together. Jasmine tells Robbo that she does not want him to stay in the Bay. 
13:45Neighbours Elly decides not to contest Mark's annulment application and to concentrate on being a single parent. Mark receives some news about Andrea and leaves Shane with a decision to make. 
14:20The Black Widow Killer Film Thriller. A single mother worries for her life and that of her daughter when she fears that they have become the next targets for a serial killer. 
16:00Friends When fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe have to find somewhere else to live. Ross gets into trouble when he dates a student. (S6 Ep 18) 
16:30Friends Ross worries when his student girlfriend goes on holiday with her wild friends, Rachel needs a date for a ball, and Joey's fridge breaks down. (S6 Ep 19) 
17:005 News At 5 National and International News. 
17:30Neighbours Elly decides not to contest Mark's annulment application and to concentrate on being a single parent. Mark receives some news about Andrea and leaves Shane with a decision to make. 
18:00Home and Away Jett's wounds are mental as well as physical. Justin and Leah take time out from their busy lives to be together. Jasmine tells Robbo that she does not want him to stay in the Bay. 
18:305 News Tonight National and International News. 
19:00Inside the Tower of London Documentary series. A look at the extraordinary display of over 888,246 poppies which was created in the moat of the Tower in 2014. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00New: Shop Smart: Save Money Consumer show with top money-saving tips from Gaby Roslin and Alexis Conran. The team help a single mum save money in the kitchen. Alexis checks out service station snacks. (S3 Ep 7) 
21:00New: Hitler's U-Boat: Draining... ...The Ocean. Documentary series. Marine archaeologists explore the lost wrecks of WWII as they investigate the Nazi secrets that remain hidden beneath the waves. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00I'm 40 Stone & Too Big To Budge ...,Move. Documentary series. Andrew, who weighs 31 stone, is coming to terms with life without his right leg, but his aim is to get a prosthesis and regain some mobility and independence. (S4 Ep 2) 
23:05Three Days To Kill Film Action starring Kevin Costner and Amber Heard. A terminally ill secret agent takes on one last job in order to obtain a drug that might cure him. (2014) 
00:05Access Entertainment round up. 
00:10Three Days To Kill Film Action starring Kevin Costner and Amber Heard. A terminally ill secret agent takes on one last job in order to obtain a drug that might cure him. (2014) 
01:15The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:20Nightmare Tenants: Get Out Of... ...My House. Documentary series. A tanning salon owner offers to rent his home to an employee, who upsets the neighbours with her parties and owes him 3,000 in back rent. (S3 Ep 4) 
04:10Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Mates Kieran, Andy and Connor hit a tattoo studio after a nights heavy drinking only for Connor to wake up the next day with a 'Burger Nipple'. [SL] (S1 Ep 4) 
04:55Access Entertainment round up. 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the Western world's most famous artists. The enigmatic, humorous and sometimes grotesque paintings of Pieter Bruegel. [SL] (S1 Ep 7) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 19) 
06:00Peppa Pig Ballet Lesson Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa is excited about her first ballet lesson. (S1 Ep 31)